#berteren

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Person A: You may bitch and whine about your birthday but I'm going to get a fucking thoughtfulgift and I will treasure the look on your dumbass bitch face when I give it to you.*storms out*

Person B: I don't think I have ever been spoken to like that.

[ffreat-blog]

I love this sketch even if it’s too dirty

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Person A: I like to think our engagement was pretty romantic.

Person B: you gave me a half eaten ring pop...

Person A: but you still said yes

[gardenoffish]

Person A: I failed....

Person B: it was a team effort asshole

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Person A: where do you want to go to eat?

Person B: I don't care.

Person A: what about Chinese?

Person B: nah...

Person A: *kill bill sirens*

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Person A: so yeah she was in a car accident. It was pretty bad she's in a wheelchair.

Person B: oh my god!

Person A: because her leg was broken! Let me finish!

[gardenoffish]

Person A: *stuffing their face while wearing ratty pajamas*

Person B: .... I've never wanted anyone as much as I want them

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Person A: look this may come as a shock but I've tried to keep this hidden... I love (person b)

Person C: *deadpan* whaaaaaaaaat noooooo