#besides everything

[sidsinning]

English dubbed Alucard: You still know how to inspire my passion, Integra!

Original subbed Alucard:

[phlurrii]

Smth tells me that Giovanni isnt gonna live long after this

…nah what gives that away

[pastorcraigenjoyer]

South Park brainrot is so stupid why did I just tell a customer I hope their smoothie pleases and sparkles

[dongslinger--420]

Bojack's first thought when given the phrase "a sexual" is "dynamo". Who does that. Who refers to themself or other people as a dynamo. In any context. Who uses that word ever. Moreover, who uses that word enough times for it to be their first thought when that conversation comes up. I can think of exactly one other instance of Anyone using the word dynamo, and said instance is in Mamma Mia. Hooray! Todd Episode! is one of my favourite episodes in the show but that bit Always catches me off guard because what the fuck. What is wrong with this horse.

[gaybichon]

what is wrong with meeeeee

[amtrak12]

Just finished Raising Dion S2 😭 My god this show is so GOOOOOOD! Just so good! I adore it (even if S2 made me cry like 5 times in the last 3 eps UGH)

[levered-a]

@gotnerved​     :      𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙴     :     𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜     𝚊     𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎     𝚘𝚏     𝚒𝚛𝚘𝚗     𝚝𝚘     𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎     𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚞𝚛'𝚜     𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗.     𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍     𝚏𝚘𝚛     𝚝𝚎𝚗     𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚜     .     𝙿𝚁𝙸𝚉𝙴     :     $𝟾𝟶𝟶     @naivetm

                    𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠     𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐬     𝐨𝐟     𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲     𝐚𝐧𝐝     𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭     Auradon     Prep     no     longer     seem     as     comforting     as     the     pamphlets     fed     down     their     throat     make     them     out     to     be.     The     hallways     are     too     narrow     and     the     lights     are     too     bright.     The     crowd     is     too     loud     and     she     can’t     hear     herself     think.     Fingers     curl     around     the     edge     of     her     phone     ,     and     the     grind     of     her     teeth     produces     a     deafening     sound     that     reverberates          in     a     hollow     skull.     The     decision     comes     quick     and     old     habits     die     hard.     Impulse     wins     over     heart     --     always     does     ,     always     will     --     when     she     presses     the     pad     of     her     thumb     to     accept     the     dare.     TEN     SECONDS     ,     it’s     only     ten     seconds.

Feels     like     ten     seconds     by     the     time     she     finds     her     ,     Aklla     doesn’t     remember     much     of     the     last     hour.     She     remembers     a     ring.     Remembers     putting     it     onto     her     own     finger     and     laughing     because     it     didn’t     burn     the     way     she     thought     it     would.     (     Why     would     it     ?     She’s     not     the     fairy.     )     She     remembers     hearing     herself     like     she     wasn’t     in     the     room     ,     like     it     came     from     down     the     hallway     and     sent     goosebumps     crawling     up     her     skin.     She     remembers     looking     at     her     reflection     and     recognizing     herself.     Remembers     that     this     WAS     HER     ,     that     the     girl     staring     back     with     eyes     too     wide     and     lips     that     fight     to     not     turn     up     into     a     grin     was     her.     Not     who     she     became     ,     but     who     she     always     was.     She     doesn’t     remember     anything     else.

Empty     eyes     can’t     seem     to     look     at     the     cheerleader     as     she     goes     on     about     how     practice     had     went.     Something     about     a     girl     being     dropped     to     which     Aklla     offers     a     curt     laugh     ,     and     another     comment     about     her     outfit.     One     word     answers     aren’t     uncommon     with     the     isle     girl     ,     but     her     mind     is     elsewhere     and     it’s     clear     with     the     way     she     fidgets     with     the     jewellery     that     weighs     her     hand     down.     When     the     brunette     stops     in     front     of     her     ,     Aklla     doesn’t     see     her.     She     doesn’t     let     herself     truly     see     the     girl     with     eyes     that     seemed     to     always     catch     the     light     ,     the     girl     who     never     failed     to     look     at     her     with     anything     but     awe.     And     for     that     ,     maybe     she     DESERVED     the     consequences     she’d     pay.

Wordlessly     she     reaches     out     ,     finger     tips     barely     brushing     against     the     others.     Never     once     does     she     look     away     from     the     fairy     ,     lips     tugged     upwards     just     the     slightest.     ❝     Allie     ,     ❞     Her     voice     is     softer     than     usual     ,     like     a     burdensome     sigh     she     exhales     as     she     lets     her     fingers     skim     up     her     palm     before     wrapping     around     her     wrist     ,     ring     pressed     tight     against     soft     skin.     00:00:01.          

[mmemiraculous]

I think my state's broken

It started snowing in Minnesota this morning

IT'S APRIL!!!!-