Do I love the fact that Wei Wuxian is a bad ass motherfucker who can hold his own and fight god? yes, yes I do
BUT I really like the Idea of him going back to gusu and being loved and cared for (and lowkey pampered) by Lan Wangji and thinking to himself, I really like this life style. bonus points if A-yuan gets adopted in the process or if wwx stops using demonic cultivation and just retires.
Just this fucker acting like a cat that is rescued off the street.
So i have fell down the kisaita rabbit hole. like yes i have always shipped it but i didn't engage with fan content? idk anyway, here i am scrolling through the tag and i keep seeing Shizuma Hoshigaki and i'm like wow so many people agree on this fan kid that's kind of sweet.
Then i find out this is a canonical character.
and i'm sitting here like holy shit did kisame get itachi pregnant or is it the other way round. I'm baffled. That is their child. what the fuck.
I don’t ship them because it’s massive dude x twink I ship it because I want the twink to be taken care of and the massive dude is the one who will do it the best
just imagine Wei wuxian dying for a second time, this time in Lan Wangji's arms and and his soul starts to go up and wuxian is not happy about this so he keeps trying to get Wangji's attention and its not working. as for some reason no one can hear him but they can see like his soul or something as he is ascending then he hears " I have endured 13 years without you, please do not make me go through that again" and doubles down on trying to get wangi's attention. someone from above starts to call for Wei Ying to join them in heaven. hes like absolutely NOT. and accidently touches his body getting put back into his body bc as Lan Zhan is cradling him in his arms he keeps pouring qi into wwx to try and heal him, it works somehow. and Wei Wuxian springs back up and just clutches at Lan Zhan saying "I will find you in every lifetime but I have no intention of leaving you in this one yet." IDK just wei Wuxian denying himself heaven just to stay with his husband longer.
I know that people don’t like this stuff so like have a good life.
anyway this covers in-depth HC about: the straw hats, Garp, and Dadan
less detailed about: shanks Buggy, Law, Crocodile Sabo
Luffy
Alpha
however bc he was raised by all betas and omegas he does have some of there traits
he got so annoyed that he couldn’t naturally purr that he learned how - it is horrible for his vocal cords
there were only two alpha influences in his childhood, Garp and Shanks
he is one of four people on the crew who can build a comfortable nest
zoro
Alpha
seconday genders do NOT matter to him
he did have some internalized sexism but he worked through that
before the time skip him and Sanji got into fights about how to treat omegas.
ruts are annoying because it interferes with his training regime, like he still trains but has to take breaks to make sure the crew is safe.
territorial over his packmates, can scent them without them knowing.
Nami
Alpha
An alpha woman raised by an alpha woman
is great at acting like an omega because she had to act to get information for arlong
due to being raised around fishmen she doesn’t really are about secondary genders (see jinbei)
Usopp
Omega
he has some internalized sexism and thinks bc he is an omega it will be hard to achieve his dream
lowkey is great at building nests, he does it when he’s stressed. and he is always stressed by the crew
purrs like a motor boat
has a lovely scent but due to being stresssed all the time it’s not great.
Sanji
Beta
was temporarily turned into an omega by Ivankov and learned a lot. Some scents are DISGUSTING and he now understands why some omegas do not like alphas
bc he was temporarily turned into an omega he wanted to learn how to nest, man’s is great at it.
AFTER the Timeskip he is allowed to make nests, before was atrocious, he didn’t understand the importance of nests
expirenced a heat, though he was dying
is like the picture perfect packmate
when others are in heat/rut he meal preps for them bc he knows that some people don’t like interacting with others during their cycles
they are nutritious as hell.
Chopper
He’s a reindeer
but due to his devil fruit he is a beta,
his natural scent is almost always covered up by the smell of medical supplies
was very confused about secondary genders when he was learning medicine.
Robin
Beta
her mild scent made it easy to blend into crowds when she was on the run.
her scent changed after she ate her devil fruit.
is the fourth person in the crew trusted to make a comfortable nest
Franky
Beta
this shocks so many people
the people of water 7 were so annoyed with him when they thought he was an alpha in just a speedo, he turned into the menace he was when they realized he was a beta
Brook
Omega
had to hide it bc during his time being an omega was something that should not be advertised
because of this the crew didn’t learn he was an omega until after the Timeskip
because of his lack of flesh he can’t tell textures apart very well, and his nests are good but some of the blankets used are not soft and are even itchy at times
Jinbei
alpha
is deeply concerned by how some alphas think they are superior to everyone else
let it be known that I think secondary genders don’t really matter to fishmen like yes it does affect the society but not as much as it does to humans
others
Garp
Alpha
he could not care LESS about people’s secondary genders
as long as they are competent he is cool with them.
this has caused issues, specifically because of asshole alphas being passed over for a promotion that an omega (rightfully) got.
Dadan
Omega
she was seen as atypical because she acted like an alpha
did not want kids at all.
is treated like an alpha by the town and her bandits
Shanks
(prime) Alpha
but he’s respectful about it.
Crocodile
Omega to Alpha
please say your thanks to our queen Ivankov
(was always a man)
Law
Omega
thinks secondary genders are bullshit and will act however he wants
Buggy
Beta
is infuriated by this fact.
Sabo
Omega
his parents hated it, so he learned to love it about himself.
just watched all 11 episodes that are currently out of witch hat Atelier and at first I thought Qifrey just hated the brimmed caps now I have three theories
He wants to learn healing magic
his memory was erased and he thinks the brimmed caps can help him get it back (or at least think the spells will help)
he has a personal connection to the brimmed caps, bc it doesn’t seem like he is outright hostile, it’s like he is looking for something or someone.
Does anyone else think any of theses are possible?
that is all, please don’t spoil in the comments (like you can tell me if I’m wrong but don’t tell me what will happen)