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Mj, at Miguel : Would you like to stay for dinner?

Peter, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

I love him

Beter: ... You wanna call me an idiot? that always makes you feel better.

Miguel: Oh, shut up, Moron.

Beter: See?? feels better right?

Miguel: Yeah yeah, I guess you're right

Okay quick question but is her name deadass Mayday? Like that’s the legal name? On the Certificate of Birth?

Not hating or nothing but youre telling me they named the baby Mayday? Like that’s not a nickname and her name is not actually May

I be laughing but this question is deadass

Beter: what did I tell you about being funny?

Spider-Ham: that I'm not

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