#beverages tw

[the-smallest-mew]

God-damn fucking campus squirrels thinking they're hot shit for drinking fucking leftover fucking starbucks mocha fuck you squirrel Although I hope you survive this experience

[the-smallest-mew]

That PMS feel when it feels like my morning coffee did nothing for me so I have a second and even though I'm just slightly more awake I feel like I'm going to vibrate into a higher plane of existence.

[the-smallest-mew]

I had my first alcoholic drink in a couple of months and I'm not sure how much of my uptick in weirdness is from the physical effects of the alcohol or psychological (like I'm letting myself do weird things because I've heard that's what is supposed to happen)

[the-smallest-mew]

*proceeds to spill my tea all down my front* Nooo you need to get in my body so I can have caffeiiiiiiiine

[the-smallest-mew]

I have somehow fucked up on using an unfamiliar water boiler because the water ain't boiling. I just want my coffee dude..

[the-smallest-mew]

So I woke up about 2 hours ago (6:30 CDT) to take the garbage out. When I laid down to go back to sleep I ended up thinking about something exciting and got myself all worked up. So now I am very awake. But that’s mostly the coffee.

[the-smallest-mew]

I’m planning on buying alcohol™ at the store but since I’ve only done it once before I’m super nervous?? Like I’m afraid I’m going to do something wrong and get arrested?

[the-smallest-mew]

Life goal: My close friends and their close friends take over an apartment complex. Once a week we have a potluck for those who are interested/able. We help each other with chores if someone needs it. We work together to care for each others children and pets. We have a large communal garden and greenhouse where we grow fruits and vegetable for ourselves and to sell. 

Now how do I make this a thing