Jun 24, 2020
@beyondallcomprehension from here
“… You are dead and the only reason you are not going to redo every single bit of that work is you would get me an F.”
“An F? I bet I can do a better homework than you do.”
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@beyondallcomprehension from here
“… You are dead and the only reason you are not going to redo every single bit of that work is you would get me an F.”
“An F? I bet I can do a better homework than you do.”
@beyondallcomprehension beware you’re in for a s c a r e...
“ it’s as dark as night out there. ”
@beyondallcomprehension / c.
“ all i’m saying is that last time i saw you up on this roof you were gonna jump off. ” he doesn’t come around that often anymore, it still feels strange. but, sometimes he does. and tonight, he just had a feeling. he couldn’t explain it, but there was a sense in his rotting gut that he should pay a visit to the maitland-deetz house tonight. seems he was right. “ figure my concern is valid. ”
@beyondallcomprehension needs a G-U-I-D-E to the other side
“ y’know i wasn’t thinkin’ it was gonna happen! i thought y’were gonna kick me out on my ass but nah! nah, we’re BEST FRIENDS and ya let me STAY! ” arms are wrapped around the teen, squeezing tightly and lifting her right up off the ground easily.
without thinking a sloppy, friendly kiss is smooched onto her head like that of a PUPPY happy to have found a new home. man’s -- or rather -- moody teenage girl’s best friend.
“ can’t thank ya ENOUGH, scarecrow! never had a home till now and just, ” he sets her down, hands on his hips as he shifts his weight from one foot to the other, flicking a tear from his eye with a sniffle, “ i just know its gonna be the best thing ever -- we’ll have DOPE SLEEPOVERS and tell SPOOKY STORIES and fight over who gets the BATHROOM for the next hour -- gosh it’s just gonna be GREAT! ”
@beyondallcomprehension from here [x]
Now that sounded like the the least likely thing ever. Them decided to leave Beetlejuice of all people in charge. The question was did she squash his lovely little fantasy or not. Besides - she hadn’t had a baby sitter in a long while.
“Sounds great, BJ.”
“Look, Lydia! All that money! ” He showed Lydia the two dollars "How many dollars do I need to buy a box of cookies?" He asked thinking about all the things he could do, maybe even buy all the cookies!
"Now, Lyds stop moving so I can sit on you;"
@beyondallcomprehension from here sorry
“…you think I’d be afraid of ducks?”
“Maybe you never saw a duck before, but.”
"They have a beak full of teeth, and looks like they have teeth on their tongues too, and they run after you!"
@beyondallcomprehension [x]
“I wouldn’t underestimate Barbara though. What’d you do, anyway?”
“Yeah? I’m gonna run away from here and she gonna be sorry for grounding me!”
“... I ... I tried to help them with the city model without asking them and without them knowing, I may have broken some things and painted on top of their paintings ... ”
@beyondallcomprehension [x]
“Did you just realize I was short or something? It’s not news.”
“Oh, no, that’s totally different, I just realize you’re shorter than me.”