#bezi headcanons

[caterva]

--- thinking about how sometimes, when bezi is bored, he'll dress up as sasquatch and go stomping around popular sighting locations

[bastardswxrd]

Meet Bezi

BOLD  YOUR MUSE’S TRAITS Swearing | Fingernail chewing | Slouching | Slurring | Drinking | Smoking | Drugs | Impulse decisions | Obsessive checking | Bad time management | Slang | Poor grammar | Overworking | Slacking off | Over sleeping | Under sleeping | Skin picking | Poor eye contact(he’s autistic; eye contact is physically painful and makes it hard to focus) | Lying | Rambling | Skipping breakfast | Junk food | Self-criticism | Procrastinating | Day dreaming | Forgetful | Envious | Jealous | Gossiper | Drama seeking | Secret teller | Spitting | Lip licking | Lip chewing | Drinking from the bottle | Yelling | Poor hygiene | Impatient | Hot headed | Biased | Complaining | Scab picking | Cheek biting | Teeth gnashing | Stealing | Scamming | Speeding | Hair pulling | Large ego | Eavesdropping | Exaggerating | Fidgeting | Free loading | Littering | One-upping | Whining | Borrowing without returning | Unnecessary aggression | Talking during performances | Plagiarism | Copying | Glaring | Spacing out | Ignoring | Over-critical | Messy | Hateful | Overly prideful | Competitive

Meet Hector

Swearing | Fingernail chewing | Slouching | Slurring | Drinking | Smoking | Drugs | Impulse decisions | Obsessive checking | Bad time management | Slang | Poor grammar | Overworking | Slacking off | Over sleeping | Under sleeping | Skin picking | Poor eye contact | Lying | Rambling | Skipping breakfast | Junk food | Self-criticism | Procrastinating | Day dreaming | Forgetful | Envious | Jealous | Gossiper | Drama seeking | Secret teller | Spitting | Lip licking | Lip chewing | Drinking from the bottle | Yelling | Poor hygiene | Impatient | Hot headed | Biased | Complaining | Scab picking | Cheek biting | Teeth gnashing | Stealing | Scamming | Speeding | Hair pulling | Large ego | Eavesdropping | Exaggerating | Fidgeting | Free loading | Littering | One-upping | Whining | Borrowing without returning | Unnecessary aggression | Talking during performances | Plagiarism | Copying | Glaring | Spacing out | Ignoring | Over-critical | Messy | Hateful | Overly prideful | Competitive Tagged by: Stolen

Tagging: @bountyman and all her other blogs, @armedwithaflashlight, uhhhhhhhh, you, all of you

[caterva]

-- Put Bezi in a museum or zoo and you will NOT be able to get him out until they close

[caterva]

--- bezi assumes that ketchup is supposed to be spicy because he is, in fact, allergic to tomatoes and most of the time when he eats them, theyre combined with spicy things, like in salsa or pizza

[caterva]

-- because of his huge frame, bezi enjoys dressing up as bigfoot and romping around in places known for bigfoot sightings and making various beast noises

[caterva]

-- bezi is deeply wary of and uncomfortable about androids and synthetic lifeforms like them. while he is very familiar with magic, godly powers, and other such forces bringing life back or even creating it from nothing(golems, elementals, the undead, etc), he gets really wigged out when races start doing that with technology. the idea that wires and programs can start thinking and feeling for themselves is incredibly unnerving to him.  subconsciously, this may come from his belief in not just his own gods but the gods of other worlds; androids seem unnatural and just wrong, and he feels a prickle of flight or fight around them

[caterva]

// Bezi develops a bit of a drinking problem after Josh(@bountyman)’s death; he handles grief poorly, and he’s never loved anyone quite like he loved Josh, which is saying something with how freely and intensely he loves.

[caterva]

-- zizi, bezi, and klaus can all tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongues