S2 BFF Episode 6 - Awesome Cool Episode, Great Job
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“Do you have to leave?” Suitcase asks.
“Yeah, they’re making me do this job,” Gold Ingot. “I have to-”
“When’s the new host coming?” Spraypaint asks.
“…Can’t you see I’m talking to-” Gold Ingot begins to say.
“Don’t care. When’s the new host coming?” Spraypaint asks.
Gold Ingot frowns then turns back to Suitcase.
“Anyway I have to-”
“Who’s the new host Gold Ingot?” Spraypaint asks. “We gotta know,” she says in a deadpanned voice.
“SHUT UP!” Gold Ingot yells. “Anyway they have me the job where I have to interview-”
“Everyone already know you interview hosts, tell us something we don’t know. Like who the new host is going to be,” Spraypaint says.
“Suitcase,” Gold Ingot says as he turns back to Suitcase.
“Do it,” Suitcase says.
Gold Ingot takes Suitcase by the handle and slams her into Spraypaint, sending her flying. Gold Ingot then gently puts Suitcase down after the home run.
“…Ow,” Suitcase says after she’s put down.
“Sorry,” Gold Ingot says.
“No, she deserved it,” Suitcase says. “It was worth it… mostly,”
“Mostly?” Gold Ingot says, Suitcase look at him as his smile makes her cracks into a laugh. Gold Ingot laughs as well after she starts laughing.
The two continue to laugh for a moment. The Gold Ingot stops, then Suitcase stops.
“Don’t worry, I’ll see you around. Once you get eliminated you can come visit me,” Gold Ingot says.
“Where?” Suitcase asks.
“…Right,” Gold Ingot says after a pause. “I think I have a map…”
Gold Ingot pulls a map out of thin air.
It displays a bunch of places. Suitcase even recognizes some of them but keeps quiet about that.
“We’re here,” Gold Ingot points to a place called Goiky. Then moves his finger over to another place called- “This is where I live, here, take a map,”
Gold Ingot hands Suitcase a map. Suitcase opens herself and puts the map in, then shuts herself.
“…How do you do that with so much control?” Gold Ingot says. “Most people I know can barely control their… abilities? Things they can do because of what they are, I guess,”
“Like talents?” Suitcase says.
“I can’t think of a better word… or phrase,” Gold Ingot says.
“Guess not… I assume doing this,” Suitcase opens and closes herself again. “It takes a lot of control especially to master it but I never really had to learn it,” Suitcase says.
“…If you say so. Guess I’ll see you when I see you?” Gold Ingot says.
“Hopefully soon,” Suitcase says.
“Well I hope you get to stay for a while at least,” Gold Ingot says.
“I’ve been trying to lose this whole time,” Suitcase says. “As soon as I can I’m getting eliminated,”
“…Alright. Then… I’ll see you sooner than I thought,” Gold Ingot says.
“Great to hear! Bye Gold Ingot!” Suitcase says and waves goodbye, Gold Ingot waves goodbye as well.
Bronze and Silver follow him as he goes off into the distance until Suitcase can’t see him anymore.
“Wow, that was a sure heartfelt moment,” A floating heart next to Suitcase says.
Suitcase’s eyes go wide as she looks over at the figure and then she screams.
[Intro]
“Hello everyone! I am The Big Lover and I will be your host for today,” The Big Lover says.
“Like I needed another reason to want to end my life,” Suitcase says.
“What’s up with your mouth?” Fern asks.
“I mean, it kinda looks like mine,” Leafy says.
“Love, they look nothing alike,” Taco says.
“Wait, which art style do I have?” Leafy asks.
“You are all so very mean!” The Big Lover says. “So mean, I’m going to do the elimination!”
“…Weren’t you going to do that anyways?” Diary asks.
“No,” The Big Lover says.
After that is a long awkward silence.
“…Are you going to-” Broomer says.
“We got 53,186 votes which is more than last time,” The Big Lover says.
“No it isn’t,” Feather says.
“On Kit & Spraypaint & Rosey & Hanger & Peanut & Ring & Plasma Ball & Bouquet & Bowling Ball & Eyepatch, in terms of votes Ring got the most votes with 6,325 votes, then with the second amount of votes Peanut got 4,457 votes in terms of votes. Then Hanger in terms of votes got 3,221 votes which in terms of votes makes her the third most voted for person on this team, then Kit got 1,567 votes from voters which-” The Big Lover rambles on.
Everyone looks at each other in either confusion or boredom as The Big Lover drones on about votes.
“Spraypaint in terms of votes was the fifth most voted by voters and she got 1,129 votes which is a good amount of votes then Rosey got 1,065 votes which in terms of votes makes her the sixth most voted for object on her team which was voted on. Bouquet got 789 votes which in terms of votes was the sixth most voted object which in terms of votes is… oh no! Bottom two! Which means in terms of votes Bowling Ball is the least voted in terms of votes on his team, he got 678 votes, the least amount of votes on his team which was voted because they failed last episode. Bye bye Bowling Ball!” The Big Lover says.
“Aw man…” Bowling Ball says and gets on his knees. “I can’t believe it!”
“I’m going to lay down, this is going to take forever,” Dairy says.
“On the other team Diary only got 521 votes, which means she’s eliminated!” The Big Lover says. “Which makes sense because she’s mean!”
“WHAT?” Diary asks.
“…What about the rest of the votes?” Vase asks.
“Liam 9,001, Amelia 8,756, Bryce 7,236, Charlotte 4,237, Vase 2,110, Moonstone 1,218 and Feather 876,” The Big Lover says at rapid speed, as Diary looks shocked.
“I got out before Suitcase?” Diary yells.
“I’m more upset than you, trust me,” Suitcase says.
“Now please go,” The Big Lover says:
“No!” Diary says.
“…Please,” The Big Lover says.
“Not until you eliminate her!” Diary yells.
“Do you think I want to be here?” Suitcase asks.
“You have forced my hand,” The Big Lover says.
“Oh yeah, what are you going to do?” Diary says. Then immediately drops dead.
Teams:
Nice Time (Again): Leafy, Taco, Cane’s Cup, Spellbook, Microphone, Fern, Cattail, Missing Dog Poster
Murder!!!: Book, Price Tag, Journal, Chainsaw, Basketball, Pillow, Suitcase, Cabby, GPS
Brightest Lights: Fan, Lightbulb, Test Tube, Paintbrush, Bot, Broomer, Chalky, Chrome Gradienty, OJ, Plasma Ball
Girl Power! (With some boys): Feather, Moonstone, Liam, Bryce, Amelia, Vase, Charlotte
Kit & Spraypaint & Rosey & Hanger & Peanut & Ring & Plasma Ball & Bouquet & Bowling Ball & Eyepatch: Kit, Spraypaint, Rosey, Hanger, Peanut, Ring, Bouquet
Evil Milk Container: (Milk) Bottle, Milk, (Cola) Bottle, Treasure Chest, Cup, (Fish) Taco, Gaty, Limey, Taylor
Eliminated - Eyepatch, Polka Dot, ROCK, Water Bottle, No Way, Rotten Apple, Sketchpad; Chocolate Milk Carton, Diary, Bowling Ball
“Wow! Now that that’s done we should start the challenge!” The Big Lover says.
“What did you do?” Chalky asks, looking at Diary’s rotting corpse.
“The challenge today is to look at this Cashew, whichever teams look at the cashew last will be eliminated! 321 go!” The Big Lover says happily with a large smile.
“Are you serious?” Chainsaw says. The Big Lover just floats there.
Evil Milk Container runs over and all look at the cashew. Limey takes a bit however to join the rest of his team.
“What if we shrunk the cashew?” Limey says, slowly walking over becuase he’s thinking to himself.
“Limey get over here!” Gaty grabs Limey and forces him to look at the Cashew. Then puts him down.
“You know what? That cashew actually looked better normal sized! Thank you for showing me the way Gaty,” Limey says.
“You almost cost us the challenge!” Treasure Chest says.
“Wait a minute, aren’t we safe?” Gaty says in between the two and asks The Big Lover.
“Oh, really? Evil Milk Container is Safe!” The Big Lover says as it shakes its arms in great excitement.
“Most of us have looked at it… besides Chalky,” Broomer says.
“Broomer! Look! I found a Hanger!” Chalky says, holding up Hanger.
“Put her down chalky,” Broomer says.
“Even if he does look we still won’t win,” Bot says.
“Why not?” OJ asks then immediately realizes what he said.
"Lightbulb's still gone,” Paintbrush says in a distraught and deadpanned tone.
“Guess that means I can fool around as much as I want!” Chalky says running around aimlessly.
“No, get over here before something happens to this cashew,” Broomer says.
“This looks like a cool thing to eat,” Cane’s Cup says and takes the cashew and eats it in one bite.
Everyone stops and looks at Cane’s Cup.
“What?” Cane’s Cup asks.
“You just ate the cashew! The thing we’re supposed to be looking at!” Treasure Chest yells at him.
“…I fail to see the big deal of this,” Cane’s Cup says.
“Did you even look at it?” Test Tube asks.
“…I dunno,” Cane’s Cup says with a shrug.
“Always a Nice Timer,” Amelia says.
“That one definitely felt more like an actual insult,” Bryce says.
“That has to be an illegal move,” Ring says. “…Is it… whatever you are?”
“I’m the Big Lover, that's right that’s my name according to the wiki that’s my name. The Big Lover, that’s what-” The Big Lover says.
“That’s enough of that,” Bot says. “What do we do? Wait for him too…” They begin to say as they trail off and gain a disgusted loom.
“I don’t think he does that, at least in his dimension,” Cola Bottle says. “Is there any way we can see it again?”
“Make him throw it up!” Cup says with a wide smile.
“…Come on man,” Broomer says with a disgusted expression.
“He has a point, that might be the only way to get it back out!” Milk says.
“Why don’t we just incinerate him alive and get the cashew from his remains?” Feather asks.
“…Why would you suggest that?” Liam asks.
“We need to get it out of him!” Cola Bottle says. “Cane’s Cup, can you vomit?”
“I actually like the second idea more,” Cane’s Cup says.
Broomer walks over and picks him up. Then hangs him by his feet. Shaking him up and down, around and around.
“Broomer! That’s mean!” Leafy says.
“Do you want to win the challenge or not?” Broomer asks.
Leafy gets on a stool and helps Broomer with trying to make Cane’s Cup vomit. They shake him for a long time but he doesn’t vomit the cashew up.
“Did you know in China I’m called Cup because Cane’s doesn’t exist in China? They call it a western myth,” Cane’s Cup says.
“He keeps just spouting fun facts,” Broomer says. “Mainly about Cane’s,”
“Cane’s sauce is actually 50% horse meat 20% boom boom sauce and 30% mayonnaise mixed with more mayonnaise and then more mayonnaise,” Cane’s Cup says.
“I’m leaving,” Suitcase says.
“Huh, why?” Journal asks.
“Do you really think he’ll throw it up? Now? After-” Suitcase begins to say.
Cane’s Cup throws it up.
“Guys! Cane’s Cup threw it up!” Leafy says, Suitcase looks away with a thousand yard stare. “He did it! Right now! Right after Suitcase said he wouldn’t! That’s right Suitcase I heard you comment and now I’m making a comment on it! Isn’t that fun?” Leafy says.
“Love, stop torturing her,” Taco says walking over then looks down. “…Is that even the Cashew?”
“It is now!” Microphone says and gets Missing Dog Poster to look at it immediately after. The rest of Nice Time runs over to it.
Nice Time looks at it as well as Girl Power and Most of Murder and the names team. Yet there are a few key exceptions.
“Suitcase!” Journal calls.
“Suitcase! Come look at the Cashew!” Cabby says.
“Guys Pillow’s acting weird about the Cashew,” Chainsaw says.
“IT HOLDS ALL KNOWLEDGE!” Pillow yells. “WE MUST WORSHIP IT!”
Suitcase walks at first but then runs away.
“Oh come on!” Chainsaw yells.
“Did we really expect anything else? She’s been talking about how she’s purposely been trying to lose this entire time,” Basketball says.
“That’s called foreshadowing,” Book says. “Which is a literary device where-”
“Shut up,” Basketball says.
Price tag frowns at that and picks up Basketball and launches him.
“Not again!” Basketball yells as he flies into a tree and bounces off of it.
Then bounces off in a multitude of other things but eventually bounces to Chalky, more importantly his eyes.
“Ahhhhh!” Basketball yells as he flies off once more.
“Ow! …Uh, guys, I think I’m blind,” Chalky says, stumbling around, holding his eyes.
“I wish I was blind,” Chrome Gradienty says. “And deaf and everything else,”
“…What’s up with her?” Fan asks.
“I don’t know and I don’t care,” Paintbrush says.
“Babe, how many fingers am I holding up?” Broomer asks Chalky.
“Uh… 72?” Chalky says.
“Either he’s completely normal or the worst he’s ever been,” Broomer says.
“Does it matter? We lose either way,” OJ says with a shrug.
“…Yeah it does. I don’t want him to be blind,” Broomer says. “Would you want your boyfriend to be blind?”
“I didn’t mean it like that!” OJ says.
“Whatever you say,” Broomer says with a shrug.
“Wait, guys,” Fan says, pointing into the forest. “It’s Lightbulb!”
True to his work everyone on Brightest Lights sees the return of their Bright Light. Slowly illuminating the forest and eventually they can not only see her glow but her.
Immediately Paintbrush runs to her. Quickly followed by Test Tube and Fan. The rest of the team follow them as they all huddle around Lightbulb. Even Chrome Gradienty comes up to see her as Paintbrush, Fan and Test Tube hug Lightbulb.
“Hey guys,” Lightbulb manages to get out while being suffocated by their hugs.
“Who is it?” Chalky asks.
“I actually think he’s blind now,” Broomer says. As Chalky wanders around passing a group comprised of Ring, Kit, Spraypaint and Bouquet. The latter three laying on the ground doing absolutely nothing.
“Guys get up!” Ring yells.
“In a minute,” Kit says.
“In five minutes,” Spraypaint says.
“Make me,” Bouquet says.
“We need to win the challenge. I’m pretty sure there’s only three teams left in this and we’re one of the three!" Ring says.
“Is that even true?” Kit asks. “Or at least would the host care? I don’t think she would notice if a nuclear bomb went off,”
Ring looks at The Big Lover and how he simply floats in place, unmoving. With a wide smile and the occasional outburst.
“Wow I sure hope nobody turns evil!” The Big Lover randomly says to assumedly no one in particular.
“As that may be,” Ring says. “Just look at the cashew,”
“…Fine,” Kit says, slowly getting up.
“What do we do about Suitcase?” Journal asks near the other group.
“We can go look for her,” Cabby says, rolling away.
“Yeah!” Book says. “I am a how to find Suitcase guidebook,”
“What about me, what do I do?” Chainsaw asks.
“Stop the other teams!” Price Tag says as they, Book and Cabby go away.
Journal looks around and sees Kit slowly getting up from her place but not looking at the Cashew yet. He begins to smile.
“…I have an idea,” Journal says and runs over to the names team. Who are slowly getting up from their rest.
Journal grabs Kit.
“Huh?” Ring asks.
“No looking at the cashew for you!” Journal says and runs off with Kit.
“Oh No…” Kit says. “Someone save me, or something,”
“I got you Kit!” Spraypaint says and runs after Journal and Kit.
Chainsaw runs up and looks around. Seeing Bouquet he runs up to her and goes to pick her up.
“Not a chance,” She says.
“What are you going to do?” Chainsaw says with a smug look on his face,
“Not let you do that,” Bouquet says, pointing in the direction of Kit, Journal and Spraypaint.
“Yeah right,” Chainsaw says and goes to grabs her.
Only for her to block him hands. Get up, raise him up with her own strength. Then throws him which makes him land on Pillow.
“Oof!” Pillow says with a smile. Then sees Chainsaw on her. “Oh! Team bonding!”
“You think that’ll stop me?” Chainsaw asks, walking back over. Only to get thrown onto Pillow again.
“Oof!” Pillow says.
“Bet you think you're real tough,” Chainsaw says, walking back over. Only to get thrown onto Pillow again.
“Oof!” Pillow says.
Cola Bottle watches as Chainsaw keeps getting beat up and Pillow keeps saying Oof every time.
“Do you think she has emotions?” Taylor asks about Pillow.
“No, he does not,” Cola Bottle says. “Besides anger and being a jerk,”
“…I thought Pillow was a girl?” Taylor asks.
“Oh! Sorry, I thought you were talking about Chainsaw,” Cola Bottle says.
“Why do you hate him so much?” Taylor asks. “Besides him being a jerk,”
“Where would I even start?” Cola Bottle says. “…I guess I could…” Cola Bottle says as her face turns sour.
“Are you okay?” Taylor asks.
“She’s just remembering all the mistakes she made,” Milk says.
Journal runs away with Kit from Spraypaint. Unfortunately it’s very hard to carry an entire person for a long time especially when you're running away from someone else.
“Get over here Journal!” Spraypaint yells get closer and closer.
“Oh come on!” Journal says.
“You're running out of time dude,” Kit says. “I appreciate the ride though,”
“This is so horrible, if only I could find- Suitcase!” Journal yells as he sees out of the corner of his eye, Suitcase.
Suitcase of course runs away. As Journal diverts his course to follow her.
“I think we should do the challenge now,” Paintbrush says.
“I’m surprised it hasn’t ended already,” Test Tube says.
“What's the challenge?” Lightbulb asks.
“To look at that Cashew,” Fan says and points at said Cashew.
“…Really?” Lightbulb asks.
“Yes, really. Ask the host, I have no idea why they would make this a challenge,” Paintbrush says.
“Uh, okay… looked at it!” Lightbulb says.
“That’s everyone then, right?” OJ asks. Broomer thinks then facepalms.
“What?” Fan asks.
“Chalky,” Broomer says. “We forgot about Chalky,”
“Guys? I can’t see you!” Chalky yells. “Hello? Guys?”
“We’re right here,” Broomer says.
“…Huh?” Chalky asks.
“We’re done for,” OJ says, putting his head in his hands. He then raises his head when he starts to hear noises from the forest.
“SUITCASE!” Journal yells as Suitcase gets out of the forest.
“Leave me alone! I’ll get out anyway!” Suitcase yells, as she runs away from Journal, who’s still carrying Kit.
“Get over her Journal!” Spraypaint says, chasing Journal.
“We could do the kill recover trick,” OJ says, Broomer gives him a peeved look.
The caravan of Suitcase, Journal, Kit and Spraypaint bash through the Brightest Lights. As they continue to run.
“Oh hey I see the cashew,” Kit says. “Do you see it Spraypaint?”
“I do!” Spraypaint says.
“Wait a moment!” Journal says.
“So do I!” Bouquet says now standing next to the cashew with a smug look and Chainsaw in the ground. “Guess that’s all of our team!”
“Which means we win the challenge!” Ring says happily, and looks at The Big Lover who is still mindlessly floating around.
Ring walks over and looks at the host, puzzled.
“That means my team’s safe, right?” Ring asks with a confused expression.
“Kit & Spraypaint & Rosey & Hanger & Peanut & Ring & Plasma Ball & Bouquet & Bowling Ball & Eyepatch are safe!” The Big Lover says, then goes back to mindlessly floating.
“…Which means those other teams are up for elimination?” Ring asks.
“I guess it does!” The Big Lover says. “Brightest Lights and Murder!!! Are up for elimination! Save one person by voting for them, thank you for watching!”* The Big Lover gives a big wave goodbye.
*Votes only happen In-Universe, Sorry.
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