#hfjone osc

[mcleqn]

aww look at him

[bff-show]

Host Interviews Episode 3 - PopCorn

[Host’s Episode] [Previous Interview] [Next Interview]

“…Where is she? The last interview was twenty minutes ago. It only took iPad ten minutes to get here, it’s been twenty. Where could she even be?” The interviewer asks and looks around then takes a drink. “These were supposed to take a day at most,” He says while drinking.

The interviewer hears a knock.

“Come in,” He says.

The door opens.

“I don’t see her anywhere, do you just want to do ours?”

“Give her like ten more minutes,” The interviewer says, the other person sighs then closes the door.

The interviewer takes another drink.

“I should’ve said yes… I can still do that. Hey! I actually-”

Popcorn crashes through the ceiling.

“…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

“Hey man! How’s it going?” Popcorn asks in the seat.

“…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

“I’m ready for my interview!” Popcorn says.

“…Fine… guess I’ll… whatever,”

Popcorn simply sits there and smiles.

“What’s your name?”

“Popcorn poppington the third!”

“Popcorn, what is your home dimension?”

“Today it’s… HVN-011,” Popcorn says looking at her ID.

“…I’m not even going to ask what you mean by today so what’s the name of the show that you host?”

“Shovember,”

“What are your most prevalent traits?”

“Randomness,”

“…Anything else?”

“It’s all I have,” Popcorn says sadly.

“…Alright… greatest strength?”

“My looks,” Popcorn says and snaps her fingers.

“Greatest Weakness?”

“Crippling loneliness,” Popcorn says.

“What was your challenge?”

“Ping pong,”

“Anything stand out why you were doing that challenge?”

“Yeah… The rose one and the robot one were weird during the final game. The rose one kept winning so much, but she did win the tournament so she must just be really good but the robot looked afraid. Which is weird because robots aren’t supposed to be afraid,” Popcorn says.

“Interesting,” The Interviewer says as he marks it down. “What do you plan to do with all of your free time?”

“Succumb to my instincts,” Popcorn says, looking completely serious.

“Contact Information?”

“Carrier Pigeon, just say ‘Go to Popcorn’ it’ll know,”

“Good enough. Any questions or comments?”

“Where can I get a girlfriend?”

“…You could start by repairing my roof,”

“Oh that? That’s too easy,” Popcorn says and jumps up back through the roof which somehow reconstructs as she raises it up.

“…Not even going to question it,”

A knock is heard on the door once again.

“You want us in now?” The person who opens the door asks.

“Yeah, just sit down,”

[Host’s Episode] [Previous Interview] [Next Interview]

[adamk201]

object show called "object show clash" and every contestant is anoþer object show (like þis)

[tomplarit]

airy's pretty cool

[isaac-suckz]

hfjone spoilers, fan theory. mentions of death, alcohol.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

it didnt let me post this on anything so i took screenshots and decided to send them like this. PLEASE READ THIS! i spent so long on t and it wont even send cuz of character limits plsplspsll

ignore all the typos btw whoops

[fizzerr]

green bag and blue candle from object show 'One'? idk didn't watch✌️✌️

[osc-plurals-confessions]

CAPS GUY HERE. CHARLOTTE STOLE A PEACH MARKER ONCE. MADE THE STORE ALARM THING GO OFF. SOMEHOW GOT AWAY WITH IT. SHE HASNT EVEN PICKED UP THAT MARKER.

.

CHARLOTTE WHAT 😭 !! OH MY GOD. BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE KINDS OF THINGS

[ojbrush]

HfjONE doodles. YAAAAYY