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Got a craving today...
Me: I want a pretzel with cheese.
Friend: Let's go to the bar down the street then.
Me: No. You know when you get a VERY specific craving and it can't be satisfied with just anything?
Friend: Well yes but we can-
Me: I need a soft pretzel with cheese from the mall or I need some dick.
Friend: .....
Me: No exceptions.
