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Shane: This room is cool. I’m far away from Ryan but I hope he’s doin okay.

Ryan: [completely Not™️ doin okay]

Shane: I got peanuts!

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Ryan: It's unhealthy to eat after 9 pm

Shane, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am in the middle of the haunted house they're staying at: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion

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Shane: Do you care if I take the skin off the furby?

Shane: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.

Shane: Also I want to softhack his circuits

Ryan: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again

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"Keep your mouth shut, long legs" and "I gotta queue up some stuff for the daga" are now the best quotes from post mortem

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Shane: *scribbling angrily in a notebook*

'Love is dead and never existed in the first place. All you did was betray me. I hope you're happy in the layer of hell awaiting you.'

TJ: ...you okay Shane?

Shane: Ryan took my favorite pen.

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The new episode is just the Boys ™  thirsting over mothman and I’m here for it my dudes

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I just wanna take a moment to appreciate all the artists and writers for the BFU fadom bc you're all so talented and we love you god bless

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Ryan: Good morning everyone!

Helen: Good morning

TJ: Good morning

Steven: Good morning

Andrew: Good morning

Ryan: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Shane, kicking the door down: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS