#buzzfeed post mortem

[tinsley-goldsworth]

nobody is a bigger stan of buzzfeed unsolved than the golden boys

[softersunshine]

When you see:

I think:

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

If Ryan has his Theory Voice™, Shane has his History Voice™

[eggmuffinstudios]

“Are they gay?”

“No, mum. They have girlfriends.”

“Are you sure?”

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

Shane: Do you care if I take the skin off the furby?

Shane: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.

Shane: Also I want to softhack his circuits

Ryan: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

Farmers: What's he doin' out there?

Ryan, in a cornfield: *banging two pots together* IT'D BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS RIGHT NOW

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

"Keep your mouth shut, long legs" and "I gotta queue up some stuff for the daga" are now the best quotes from post mortem

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

WHERE DOES IT END EDISON

IT'S GOD-DANG NIKOLA TESLA ALL FRIGGIN OVER AGAIN

WHERE DOES IT END EDISON YOU LYING COWARD

WHERE DOES IT END