Eugene Fitzherbert is bisexual headcanons?
I SURE CAN
First of all I think we all know that being an equal opportunity lover was a big help in convincing the locals to help him evade law enforcement during his Flynn Rider days
None of the thugs use slurs that are offensive to the LGBTQ community because Eugene may be a loser, but he’s still their FRIEND
The one time an out-of-town thug did use one, there was an all out brawl (Varian started it and Maximus finished it)
Many of his nights as a thief were spent hanging out in LGBTQ-friendly bars with Lance and waking up in the morning hungover, shirtless, and covered in glitter
All three of Rapunzel’s books from the tower were extremely heteronormative, so in addition to helping her unlearn the “men are scary with pointy teeth” lie Gothel told her, he also teaches her about all the other identities that exist
At first Eugene is very scared to come out to Rapunzel because although she has been extremely receptive to all this new information, dealing with biphobia in the past (at the orphanage, from Stalyan and the Baron, from bullies at Vardaros) has made him concerned about what she might think. Of course when she does find out Rapunzel thinks it’s super awesome and sews him a little bi flag to put on his satchel and all his worries were for naught
Rapunzel plans a massive Pride Parade in Corona every year and he gets to ride on a float! What more could a man ask for?
He’s the first one to notice that Cass is definitely not straight and when she does come out, he brings her to the aforementioned LGTBQ bars, appoints himself her wingman, attempts to teach her the smolder, and basically ushers her into the local LGBTQ community. Cass grumbles and acts like she hates it but deep down she’s relieved she’s not the only queer person in the group
