˚. ᵎᵎ beyond the gods. ₊˚⊹♡ || RECORD OF RAGNAROK
⤷ ゛crack, not well made LOLˎˊ˗ in which, your voice reaches them through the screen
༘⋆ WORD COUNT ; 517 *ੈ✩‧₊˚
- Imagine you're watching RoR for the first time- The characters were hot so why the hell not???
- Now you sit there, sitting on the edge of your seat.. eyes wide open as you watch Adam's entrance
- your jaw dropped in shock when you saw his design..
- hes naked,.. gang.. FOLK. crine. 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
- LITERALLY NOTHING. JUST ONE LEAF THAT HAS MORE PLOT ARMOR THAN ANYTHING ELSE?
- you were rooting for Adam ngl.. the first human.. losing?? the first round.. thats prosperous, insane. no way that wrinkly bastard Zeus would win. brah,, you keep gasping at every punch, every close up- your eyes sparkling!
- "What's the reason why you want to go toe to toe against the Gods?" eww.. old man,, get away from the camera, more Adam pls
- you rocked back and forth, eating your microwaved popcorn. eyes enamored and filled with love when Adam gets another close up.
- what?? youre totally not drooling, wdym.
- "Is there any men alive that needs a reason.. to protect his very own children?" The camera then pans to his bare cheeks,, trailing upwards to his handsome face.
- you screamed, blood gushing out of your nose- hand over your cheeks like a japanese school girl thinking of her crush. THERE WAS NOOOOOO REASONNNNN TO MAKE HIM THISSSS SEXY???? 😭 😭
- screaming your lungs out, you fail to notice the character's reactions to a cloud opening, divine light shining down onto Adam with your faint screams echoing in the back:
- "AAAAAAAA.. HE'S TOO HOTYHUJHDJS"
- Brunhilde's eyes widen as she grounds herself. Göll hangs onto her tight!!
- Loki blinks in bewilderment. Zeus raises his eyebrow. The audience falls silent.
- when you look back, after popping another piece of popcorn into your mouth of course- the fight continues on
- there was this weird semi aura around Adam for some reason.. oh well, doesnt matter since Adam is winning~ Zeus doesn't even stand a chance! Handsome men over old stinky wrinkly men! You threw another piece of pop-
- "THAT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRR??? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? THIS SUCKS BALLS!!!?!?!?!?" Your screams slips out before you could stop it. Hands on your desk as you leaned forward with crazy eyes.
- "THAT IS SOME SHITTY PLOT ARMOR??? NO WAY YOU MEAN BLOOD GOT IN HIS EYES??"
- your screams of pure agony and despair shook the entire arena, letting Adam stagger back and recover. The skies darken as your voice seems to be getting closer.
- in reality, you were gripping your monitor as if it was going to fall apart.. you really shouldn't shake it back and forth cuz its so expensive nowadays that prices are going up but youre just too devastated
- YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO FINISH IT. this was too stupid, you powered off your pc and stormed off.. Maybe some adam fanfics will make you feel better lowkey.. and a tub of ice cream.
- back in Valhalla, everyone was literally suffering. there was heavy rain, thunder, fires, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. your sobs repeating from the skies..
- then... time seems to suddenly stop. your cries arent resonating in their heads again... what the frickity frack is happening..
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⤷ ゛im ending it off early because i dont wanna write too much LOL this was my partially taken by my reaction to seeing Adam LOSE that. HE DESERVED TO WIN BRUHH LIKE CMONNNNNN anyways.. if you guys like this lmk if you want more of these types of posts.. im around 200 words for the second chapter of the cyrene/elysia!reader x ror.. i genuinely like writing this lmfaoo
⤷ ゛side note but i also think that Loki would say 67 just to ragebait the other gods even though 67 isnt even REMOTELY funny ༘✩‧₊˚
