“If someone says it’s raining and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the f’…n window and find out which is true.”
These are just my natural gut instincts mostly for which types I think would be a good partner for the BSD cast. These are highly stereotyped and obviously my unprofessional opinion. I've noted the ones that I am particularly biased about, so take those with even less than a grain of salt because this is purely just me rambling. Also the explanations got longer towards the end, so oops. Here they are, the mbti bullcrap that nobody asked for:
Atsushi - ENFJ, I think ENFJs are good at helping others find a purpose and making others feel like they belong and Atsushi would benefit from someone more outgoing than him since he tends to be bashful.
Kunikida - ISFJ, I think he needs someone who will take care of him and help ease his stress and ISFJs are amazing at that.
Dazai - INFX, he needs someone who will look past his flaws and still see the humanity in him. I also think INFJ and INFP are good at brainstorming random ideas with people, which I think someone like Dazai would enjoy.
Naomi - ISXJ, I think she would do well with someone that is quieter and focused on taking care of the little daily tasks. I think ISTJs and ISFJs would let her take the lead socially, which I think she would enjoy.
Ranpo - ENXP, I kind of feel like Ranpo needs someone similar to him and can keep up with his train of thought. I think having someone who understands him and just wants to laze around would make him really comfortable.
Yosano - INFP, she's been through a lot and she is a strong woman, so I think having someone gentle who won't try to push her too hard would be so sweet for her.
Tanizaki - ESFJ, Honestly I just think he would be good with someone upbeat and friendly.
Fukuzawa - IXFJ, he needs someone calm who he can sit and relax with. Someone who he can care for but that can care for him in return when he is overworked.
Akutagawa - ISFX, he needs someone soft so that he can be comfortable with his own feelings, I think. Having someone who can show him a different way of living than the mafia and can show him the beauty in the world.
Higuchi - ESTJ or INTJ, she needs to have someone who values her work as much as she does. I think having someone who can keep her on track and focused would help her to gain more confidence in herself.
Kouyou - ISFP, I think ISFP have an eye for romance and have an artistic view of love and see a lot of beauty in the world and could help reignite that in her.
Tachihara - ESFJ, he would need someone friendly and understanding. ESFJ are also good at saving face and blending socially, which he might need in his line of work...
Gin - ENFX, Gin needs someone to bring out her lighter side and someone she can just have a good time with. ENFP could take her on a lot of fun dates and ENFJ could do a lot of fun volunteer work with her.
Hirotsu - XNTJ, he would do well with someone progress focused and who knows what they want out of life. Someone who he could build a life together with without needing him around all the time.
Chuuya - ESFJ, I just feel like he goes really well with the cheerleader stereotyped person. Someone who can take him out of the house and go wine tasting together and acts appropriately in social situations. I think he would want someone who can handle themselves without being too independent.
Mori - EXFP, kinda just feel like he would match well with the "genki girl" stereotype. Someone who goes along with his silly ideas and doesn't make him feel like he has to constantly be in control.
Oda - INFP, GIVE ODA A SOFT PARTNER!!!! He deserves someone gentle and sweet who will let him know that he has truly changed his ways and that he is a good man. Someone he can daydream with and if that isn't an INFP then I don't even know. (I'm biased when it comes to Oda because he really did try to change himself for the better.)
Ango - ESTJ, He would be good as the more submissive half of a power couple. He would do well with someone as meticulous as he is, but someone who can bear the responsibility and weight of decisions better than him.
Fyodor - ENTP (biased) or ISTX, look I'm not gonna sit here simping over rat-man and pretending that I wouldn't ship him with myself as an ENTP so I'm entirely biased on that front. Ideally an ENTP could understand his way of thinking and be able to debate him on his beliefs, which I think he would enjoy explaining, but I think and ISTJ or ISTP who is good at following orders and carrying them out accurately would greatly appeal to Fyodor as nothing comes before his plans. As an ENTP, I think he could have like 5 minutes of fun and then I'd be dead, but damn it if a girl can't dream.
Ivan - EXTJ, plain and simple he no longer feels negative emotions, so it wouldn't do him any good being with someone who wants to talk about his feelings really. Having someone logical and dominant would suit him much better.
Nikolai - INFP, he would do well with someone who wants to understand him but doesn't completely grasp his motivations. *cough*so he doesn't murder them*cough*. Someone who can try to gently free his soul without making him feel like he needs to be free of emotions.
Sigma - ESFJ or INFP, I feel like he could be the more submissive partner to a charming and friendly ESFJ or the dominant partner to a dreamy and loving INFP. I think Sigma would like kind of being in a defined role in his relationship since he would have a more clear idea of what he should do.
