Okay so I’m rewatching Dimension20 Fantasy High Sophomore Year and I was thinking about something: Gilear wore the pride armor because he has no pride. But we have also never seen Gilear fully showcase the other sins. But also why did he wear pride if pride is such an easy sin obtain. So I was thinking to myself, Gilear in the other Seven Deadly Sins armor, wtf would happen.
Obviously he can’t wear greed. That man hoards yogurt like nobody’s business. If he wore that greed armor he probably would have gone on some yogurt hunger spree where just raids stores for all of their yogurt stock before finally dying of a stomach ache from too much yogurt.
Gluttony would end up with the same outcome as greed, just all that yogurt down his gob. He can’t get enough of that yogi! Gilear is Jacob Andrews Yogi Boy!
Sloth is pretty self explanatory, Gilear’s pretty slow moving and quiet and I bet he wants nothing more than to lie down and eat some yogurt rather than die three times in one hour. He dies so easily. He’s literally almost always dead. He’s probably dead as often as his shirt is stained.
Envy is something I think Gilear just suppresses. He’s an old elf with a comb over who can’t afford his apartment nor getting rid of it, an intern, and he owes money to fantasy Uber. Like holy fucking shit, this guy just suppresses that envy especially when he’s surrounded by these crazy insane kids who are constantly solving mysteries and saving the world like how demoralizing is that?! He’s probably gotten used to it but he’s probably accepted the fact that he is a scrub, a lovable scrub, but still a scrub. Lunch lad. He’d put on the envy armor... actually no, he’d touch the envy armor and immediately die.
Lust... what the fuck would happen. We know that Gilear is hung like a horse but also, wtf would happen when a man is that into yogurt and nothing else? He’d probably end up fucking a yogurt cup. I have genuine questions about what would happen when Gilear, big dick energy constantly in a rut Gilear Faeth, dons a fucking BDSM suit of armor. Like seriously. Would we finally get hot Gilear where he’s just radiating charisma for once instead of sucking it in like a black hole? Like some kind of charisma void? I have questions. So many questions. I need to know.
Alright, let’s talk about wrath. We saw what happened with Pride so I won’t talk about that but wrath. We rarely see Gilear angry. In fact the most we usually get is a particularly sassy Gilear but other than Fantasy High episode 1 The Beginning Begins we don’t see much, if any, anger from Yogi Boy. Like he calls Fig a demon and goes from anger to immediately deflating. So Gilear is either A: constantly suppressing his inner rage, or B: has little to no rage that he can act upon. Like he barbs Fabian once by shooting his shot and falling with impressing Telemaine but other than that? He’s just an old tired yogurt loving elf.
I think Gilear could easily wear the Wrath armor, it seems like most of his combat is out of love for Fig and a need to protect (or at least help) The Bad Kids. But! I think Brennan made the choice to go with Pride knowing it would be funnier for us to see Gilear get some pride only to fucking get merced by that pride and fall flat naked. Like thank you brennan but give Gilear the wrath armor, he’d finally survive a combat for once instead of getting knocked out or dying.
