Incorrect Dimension 20 Quotes

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Caramelinda: Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of crowns?

Caramelinda: She was a child. She was my child.

Caramelinda: They’re going to pay.

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I’m a little... BI-FURIOUS

- Queen Caramelinda Rocks

[cloudmancy]

I’m already dreading the next episode of coc because half of you are going to be like ‘omg poor widdle theo he doesn’t deserve to get yelled at like that’ and the other half of you are gonna be hating cara for being mean because none of you know how to act about woc being angry. like… yes I want her to snap but I want her to snap for the right reasons and I don’t want ppl to be like ‘oh wow I liked cara before she yelled at theo’. he’s a grown man he can handle being told he failed at his duty.

[cloudmancy]

tldr if you’re white and considering posting about cara this week or the next go ahead and take a few minutes to turn your brain on and think hard about what you want to say

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This is just a reminder that:

1) caramelinda doesn’t know all the things Theo went through

2) his job was to protect the princesses

3) he failed his job

And 4) Caramelinda probably Would’ve rather died and take Jet’s place

Caramelinda 100% would’ve rather Theo gone after the twins and protect them as he should instead of save her life. Jet and Ruby are so important to her, they’re all she has left of Lazuli and the thought of losing them when they’re so young is gonna break her. Like sure, I bet Theo is gonna be in pain but Jet wasn’t Theo’s daughter. She was Caramelinda’s.

Caramelinda is gonna have to bury her own child and that’s heartbreaking. Theo should’ve been protecting the princesses like he was supposed, that was his duty as a knight and I know that’s the place Caramelinda is coming from.

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Belizabeth Brassica: we must kill the witch

Bulbosi knight: but your lady brassica, she is a saint

Belizabeth: she is of candy blood, she must be eradicated. In sweetness there is weakness to us all.

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Hey, would you help me out? I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars.

Ragh Barkrock

[nativenews]

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Jawbone: Hey Ragh, are you okay?

Ragh: Yeah man I guess. I just haven’t been able to think straight lately

Ragh’s inner voice: Balls. Two guys holding hands. Dick. Dude’s butts. WEINER.

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Fig: What if I told you I love you with every fiber of my being?

Ayda: I’d say I love you back just as much

Adaine: Not that this moment isn’t touching guys but there is a lich actively trying to kill us and I really don’t want to die again.

[curlsborealis]

Hey gang!

I’m a black artist & offering to do commissions in order to raise money to donate to the Black Lives Matter Organizations. My DM’s are open if you want to hash out the details, it can be something as simple as prompts to a detailed character description.

Sketches: $10

Lineart: $15

Flat colors: $20

Full color + BG: $25

The first $100 will go right to MFF (as I have already promised them that much in an email I sent to them earlier today). The rest of the donations will be split up between Black Visions Collective, Reclaim the Block, and North Star Health Collective (all of which were recommended in a tweet MFF sent out).

Below are some examples of finished work: both fan art and original.

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Y’all are probably tired of seeing things like this but! Still doing it.

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Jet, throwing Stilton Cordeau into yogurt: Stupid cuck looking bitch ass motherfucker. You better drown and if I ever see your stupid cheese coward ass face again I’ll castrate you!

Primsy, lying prone: Damn right! Damnnnn right. I don’t need a man...! I’m a strong woman... don’t need a man.

Jet: He was no man. He was a pile of rotting curds with less bravery than a pile of shit.

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Kristen, freshman year: We're just friendy friends, friendy friendy friends who are friends being friends.

Kristen: Just two gals being pals, friends being gal pals, we're gal pals who are friends...

Kristen:

Kristen: Friendy friends.

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Stilton Cordeau: Thank you for my throne, you will not be missed.

Jet: You sit on a throne of lies not knowing I will be the one to unseat you. May you drown in the seas of your sins, never to wear your crown again.

Jet: For Candia!

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Liam: I am not “full of hate” as if I were some passive container.

Liam: I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource... like sunshine.

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Vraz the mean: What are you, twelve?

Fig: yeah, on a scale of 1 to 10 bye,

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Kalvaxus: Here’s your white flag, you better start waving it now, Riz Gukgak

Riz: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Kalvaxus: Good lord

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Agnes, crying: Enough! I am tired of being sexualized! It’s like all you people care about is my delicious fat pussy.

Agnes, continuing still teary eyed: And no one cares about my hobbies!

Agnes: My hobbies of having, GIANT KNOCKERS

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Adaine: Okay, let’s stop using the term “butthurt,” we’re not twelve anymore.

Kristen: You sound asstroubled.

Fig: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Fabian: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.