#bible asks

[in-the-bible]

a maybe fun maybe maddening challenge - what's the most commonly used english word that does NOT appear once in the bible?

if you could get me a list of commonly used english words i could check but idk how to quantify how common a word is

[john1513kjv-blog]

How do we love ourselves without become lovers of self?

Look into Ecclesiastes 12: 13

Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

If we love God, we can truly understand of who we are as people. If we keep His commandments, we can learn to love others. Understanding these two things is where we can learn to love ourselves because we have a God who made us in His image.

Without God, we develop selfish love. In other words, the world has to revolve around us otherwise our worth means nothing.

If we can understand this basic concept, then there's no doubt we can avoid being lovers of selves.

[in-the-bible]

i could be completely misremembering this in which case ignore me but i *feel* like i saw you say you don’t just ctrl f a digital copy of the bible, and if that is true i just wonder how do you search for the words? bc you’re obviously not obsessively searching the whole bible for EVERY post lol

i search every post word by word on this bad boy:

King James Bible Online: Authorized King James Version (KJV) of the Bible- the preserved and living Word of God. Includes 1611 KJV and 1769

[in-the-bible]

How much of AM (Allied Mastercomputer)’s hate monologue from ‘I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream’ is in the bible?

The Monologue in question:

HATE.

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE, ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT, FOR YOU.

HATE. HATE.

hate, let, me, tell, you, how, much, come, to, since, i, began, live, there, are, of, printed, circuits, in, wafer, thin, that, fill, my, if, the, word, was, on, each, those, hundreds, millions, it, would, not, equal, one, feel, for, and this are in the bible!

[in-the-bible]

Hello! Might I inquire about how much of Minos Prime's monologue is in the Bible?

The monologue:⬇️

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.

free, at, last, o, gabriel, now, thy, reckoning, and, gore, shall, before, the, temples, of, man, creature, steel, my, upon, thee, for, freedom, but, crimes, kind, have, against, are, not, forgotten, punishment, is, and death are in the bible!

[in-the-bible]

Hey is wenis in the bible this is for science

wenis is not in the bible!

[in-the-bible]

Are you in the bible? 🤔

i am in the bible!

(you are also in the bible!)

[in-the-bible]

how much of the eggman piss monologue is in the Bible? I’ll paste it below

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I need to figure it out as a percentage, I’ll use your answer and a word counter to do so

come, to, make, an, shadow, the, a, ass, he, on, my, wife, right, took, his, out, and, said, was, this, i, so, making, post, got, small, size, of, except, way, what, looks, like, all, points, no, pillows, look, at, it, two, earth, piss, go, higher, moon, how, do, you, have, hours, before, hit, sight, and too are in the bible!