checking posts for words in the bible

[in-the-bible]

!!info!!

i use the king james bible as a default but i’ll use a different version if asked :)

please feel free to tell me if i miss a word

i make no assumptions, every word is checked

“ai” is a biblical city

for all intents and purposes i will not count the word “bible” as being a word in the bible

i check posts by hand so please don’t send me anything super long

#in the bible for post checks

#not in the bible for all posts that aren’t checks

#bible asks for asks

#bible updates for fixes

#bible polls for polls

[pukicho]

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

[in-the-bible]

you, are, not, three, apples, tall, an, evil, and, tall, and as are in the bible!

[zeitghost]

I'm gonna be honest here. Your pet Markiplier just did a "Bite of '87" on my leg. We're going to have to take him to the vet and "jumpscare" him.

[in-the-bible]

be, honest, here, your, just, did, a, bite, of, on, my, leg, going, to, have, take, him, the, and and are in the bible!

[gaysie]

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

[in-the-bible]

just, did, a, giving, over, for, and this are in the bible!

[transhuman-priestess]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[gallusrostromegalus]

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

[in-the-bible]

did, not, is, and channel are in the bible!

[olliegolliegee]

save me trans will hannibagram woundfucking save me

[in-the-bible]

save, me, and will are in the bible!

[lady-raziel]

theyre doing Trump/Satan mpreg on South Park and it's pretty tame by tumblr standards tbh. Destiel went canon on Putin Election Night and now they're just doing supernatural omegaverse-core about politicians on national television

[ancanthus]

[lady-raziel]

Actually I think they might have mentioned the Satan guy in the Bible once or twice to tell you the truth. Think he might have been in there. Unless they took Satan out of there? In which case, where did he-- uh oh.

[mackthecheesy]

@in-the-bible

[in-the-bible]

doing, trump, satan, on, south, tame, by, standards, went, election, night, and, now, just, and about are in the bible!

[demilypyro]

None of these words are in the bible

[in-the-bible]

any, may, if, only, i, had, the, chest, of, a, red, flag, you, see, in, and here are in the bible!

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

in-the-bible

identifying-horses-in-posts

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

@in-the-bible

(no propaganda submitted)

@identifying-horses-in-posts

(no propaganda submitted)

[in-the-bible]

hello it's me, the bible, returning from. the grave i guess. to say you should vote for me because i do not agree with horses and if i lose i will be upset. also: round, which, to, go, the, next, most, in, horses, and posts are in the bible!

[in-the-bible]

Hello! Might I inquire about how much of Minos Prime's monologue is in the Bible?

The monologue:⬇️

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.

free, at, last, o, gabriel, now, thy, reckoning, and, gore, shall, before, the, temples, of, man, creature, steel, my, upon, thee, for, freedom, but, crimes, kind, have, against, are, not, forgotten, punishment, is, and death are in the bible!

[in-the-bible]

i could be completely misremembering this in which case ignore me but i *feel* like i saw you say you don’t just ctrl f a digital copy of the bible, and if that is true i just wonder how do you search for the words? bc you’re obviously not obsessively searching the whole bible for EVERY post lol

i search every post word by word on this bad boy:

King James Bible Online: Authorized King James Version (KJV) of the Bible- the preserved and living Word of God. Includes 1611 KJV and 1769

[needsmoretigers]

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

[parabiota]

Yeah it’s kind of weird. Hang on I think I just noticed a new door in my house

[in-the-bible]

i, hate, when, do, this, they, think, it, feel, like, playing, a, mystery, with, kind, of, hang, on, just, new, door, in, my, and house are in the bible!

[she-doesnt-have-the-range]

what did dads even do before wd-40

[she-doesnt-have-the-range]

[in-the-bible]

what, did, even, do, before, to, each, other, dry, as, and hell are in the bible!

[byjove]

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

[in-the-bible]

no, i, can, have, one, more, shot, swear, like, a, gay, stock, character in, again, you, trust, me, darling, and must are in the bible!

[in-the-bible]

How much of AM (Allied Mastercomputer)’s hate monologue from ‘I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream’ is in the bible?

The Monologue in question:

HATE.

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE, ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT, FOR YOU.

HATE. HATE.

hate, let, me, tell, you, how, much, come, to, since, i, began, live, there, are, of, printed, circuits, in, wafer, thin, that, fill, my, if, the, word, was, on, each, those, hundreds, millions, it, would, not, equal, one, feel, for, and this are in the bible!

[newleechonlife]

gonna. Fucking learn how to draw fat. Because drawing skinny people fucking sucks actually

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Anti-fatphobicpilled artistrymaxxer.

[the-great-nostramagus]

none of those words are in the bible

[newleechonlife]

Let's ask @in-the-bible

[in-the-bible]

learn, how, to, draw, fat, because, drawing, and people are in the bible!

[bee-pboop]

none of those words are in the Bible

[booklover9000]

@in-the-bible well now we need to know

[in-the-bible]

no and is are in the bible!