#bibliotecariad

[pepsiconvoy]

DO YOU HAVE CHERRY PEPSI

@bibliotecaria-d

OF COURSE I DO

LET ME FILL UP YOUR CUP

[codenamesilas]

bibliotecaria-d

Y'know, I'd almost gotten out of the habit of writing horrible things on a whim. Smokescreen's finally learned better.

“I find it hard to believe Smokescreen could learn anything.”

[codenamesilas]

=3

  “Oh, good. You.”

[the-lord-of-light]

.̵͍̠̳̗ ͚̭̦̺̱̻͞.̦̝͍̺̯ ̖͖̗͖̝͢. ͈̪̘͍c̣̤͖̝o̸͈̬̪o͇̯̫̩̱͉k̭͇͙͇̱͓̠i̬̱̘̫̲͚e̬̦͚͖̩s̼?̵ ̷̩̬̞I̯͎͚͚͓ ̼̟̞͖́a̤̳̻͎̩̳m̧̤̖̠̟̞ ͎̩̘̦e̠̯̘͚̺̭x̪̭̹̙̀ͅp̥̭̭͇͓̭e̳̲͉̗̳̜͞n̴̠̥̣̰di̡̗̯n̙̩̭̳g͖͕̦̻̞͇̱͢ ̭͇̫̦̜m̲͔͡u̗͔̖͙̼̙̗c̗͖̳͍̪͈͇͝h̡̲ͅ ͔̼͕̙̲͜e҉͙̜̪̮͚̠n̟̫̫̝e̡̖̞̝͓͙͎͎r̡̹ͅg̬̮̫͚̥̣͢y̸ ͏̠o͏̗n̥͕̥ ͏̲̠̮̼c̮͙̼͈̺r̭̤̯͎ea͍͔̠͚t̳̱͍͙̯͇̟i̴̪̤̪̱n̦̤g͔̟̗͔̞͖ ̻͢k̴̲i̹͎̱̗̼͠n͏̣̬̻̭͓ky̝̘̮̭̟ ̤̩̝̞̮ͅs̷ṯ̜̥̩̙͙o̶̲̲͎͍͖r̟̠y͈̪͓̣̬ ͙͙̝̙͓̝̖ḍ͖͎í̯̩͙m̬̩̞̺͎̮e҉͕͇̞̫͖͎n̨̩͙̥͈̞̩s͎͈͍̩ì̹̲̞̯̖͉̺o̷̦͔̗̰̘ͅn͍̞̱̣̻̪ͅs̼̣͜ ͍̗͙̮̤͕t͚̰̖ḩ̮̞̺̱r̵o̟̣̳̙̯̞u̩g̘̤̠̠̥̩̥͜h ͈͖͘f̠͉̪͔̩̮͡i͕͔͈̱͙̰c̱̕l̝̞͎͖e̦̖̞t̙

“Somehow I’ve not been a direct part of any of those stories. At least to my knowledge. I’ve not been reading everything you’ve been going on about.”

Up goes the unicroffe in one of Primus’ servo. Look coffee, even the deity himself came out to play. Sorta.

“I might not have any mech shaped ones... I do have some chocolate cookies with cinnamon and chocolate chips in them. I got them from another source. They’re not too bad.”

Pulls out one of the cookies and dips it into the void that was the coffee before letting it go. It was amusing watching it bob then bloop, down it goes.

[the-lord-of-light]

BRING ME THE HEAD OF PEPSI CONVOY! XD

Casually sipping out of a mug that used to be was shaped like Pepi Convoy’s helm. Glances down, glances at the coffee, glances at the mug. “... I’m already using it...”

[the-lord-of-light]

“Coffee. Why.”

[shibara]

[Fic] - Handle With Care (This End Up) - 19

”The Decepticons are fed up with Vortex’s behavior. They call in the expert.”

Title: Handle With Care (This End Up) Aft-In-Chief: Shibara ( http : // archiveofourown . org / users / shibara   ) Aft-Kicker: Bibliotecaria_D ( http : // archiveofourown . org / users / Bibliotecaria_D ) Warnings: restraint, psychological torture/manipulation, Overlord’s lips, and misuse of bubblewrap. Also, adapting an IDW characterization to G1. Rating: PG Continuity: G1 (ish) Characters: Vortex, Overlord, Decepticons Disclaimer: Hasbro owns the Transformers. Motivation (Prompt): “What if Vortex had met Overlord?” + Bubblewrap

Part 19

[ask-smokescreen]

I am the minor Chaos god of beverages. I get to Unicron-size. The mug's not just for looks, y'know. I just, er, get kind of hungry and eat everything/everyone when I go big. I'm trying to see if my insides look like Unicron's when I get that way, so I'm going to eat Overlord because he's the most likely to survive if they do. Smelter pits or pots of coffee. Bit of a toss-up which it'll be. But now you can drop in and find out! =D Primus said I could eat you, too!

...

Can you be iced coffee? Then it’ll at least be less painful.

But I’m not about to drop in- I’ll give you a coffee cake if you don’t eat me. Besides, I taste nasty!