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@pepsiconvoy
@pepsiconvoy started following you
"... You may be the first Cybertronian I've seen marketing for an Earth company. Do you receive appropriate payment and benefits?"
"I am paid knowing that I am doing my part in ensuring every sentient being can quench their thirst."
Pepsi Convoy does not.
Would you like a refreshing glass of Pepsi?
"Does it come with a contract clause? I refuse to wake up with a decal."
"No, no, this is merely to quench your thirst. But, if you are open to joining the Pepsi Influencer Program, I could offer you a Cherry Pepsi. You would only need to create a video showing rapturous enjoyment of the beverage."
You really don't like coke do you?
It is an inferior product, with inferior refreshing capabilities compared to Pepsi®.
@pepsiconvoy replied...
Shame.
( UNICRON PREFERS FRUIT SODA ANYWAY. NUT SODAS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A TANG. )
I present Wild Cherry Pepsi to finally defeat the great evil that is your endless thirst.
Pepsi will destroy any rust.
Think about what it could do for your systems.
its 3am, post scrungly pepsi convoy
Young Captain, are you in need of a thirst-quenching beverage today?
"Oh, uh, sure!"
“Wonderful! Please enjoy this sample of the Pepsiⓒ Energon line, my friend.”
pepsiconvoy:
I wish I could accept your apology.
Have a nice evening.
You as well, my friend. You as well.
pepsiconvoy:
I unfortunately work for a corporation, I cannot avoid the shadiness.
Just like you cannot avoid the thirst-quenching, gut-guzzling taste of Pepsin Wrath. Please, try this sample today.
Sorry, I don’t support capitalism.
I wish I could accept your apology.
pepsiconvoy:
Why don’t you?
How shady of you.
I unfortunately work for a corporation, I cannot avoid the shadiness.
Just like you cannot avoid the thirst-quenching, gut-guzzling taste of Pepsin Wrath. Please, try this sample today.
forgedcold:
Why do you have human digestive enzymes trademarked for sale?
Why don’t you?
Get him some pepsin.
We at PepsiCo have a few different flavors of Pepsin® available. are you looking for the Original Pepsin®, or perhaps one of our seasonal flavors?
Tumblr has been confirmed a Pepsi zone!
@pepsiconvoy I want a Pepsi.
Of course, small friend! You shall not face the threat of thirst while I still stand.
An Apology.
Earlier, I had created a post on www.Tumblr.com which insinuated “Pepsi Flesh” would be available in stores. Pepsi Flesh is not currently available outside of testing facilities, and is not intended to be available for the general public.
My intention was to share the message of Pepsi Flash arriving, a new flavor for Cybertronians which features the refreshing taste and speed of Red Energon, but I understand my blunder may have concerned and upset many organic species.
Pepsico has not made Pepsi out of the flesh of organics, and will not do so any time in the near future.
Thank you for understanding, and I hope you may be able to forgive me for this misunderstanding.
Pepsi Flesh is coming!
@pepsiconvoy
Its human you
(This vid is a bit profane so click at your your own risk)
Actually, that is my dear younger brother, PepsiMan. But I can understand the confusion, we are both very dedicated to the quest of quenching the thirst of all sentient beings.
I appreciate the video! Here is a Pepsi-Cola, made with real sugar.
