Donald Trump x Joe Biden-An immortal romance 🩷
It was a normal day in the white house for President Trump,he sat at his desk,filing his paperwork when the oval office’s doors swung open,Biden stood,tears in his eyes. “HOW COULD YOU?!” He yelled. “HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?!” Biden was erratic,yelling and crying incoherently. “Babe! What are you talking about?!” Trump was bewildered why his husband,the carrier of his child,was accusing him of cheating. “DON'T PLAY DUMB,DONALD,I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LOVE LETTERS TO KIM JONG UN!” Trump froze,his voluptuous orange pumpkin skin turning as pale as Biden’s succulent cheek bones. “I-i don't…” Trump was stunned,he didn't know how to react. “Are you delusional?! Why would you think I'd cheat on you,when our baby's on the way?!” Biden sobbed,his nose leaking snot filled with hurt and betrayal. “You don't know?! THEN EXPLAIN THIS!” Biden threw files filled with photos of Kim jong un’s secret cat girl photos to trump,even the one with the Trump tramp stamp. Donald was stunned before he could even speak,Biden threw the divorce papers at him. “WAIT! Baby,please daddy Trump’s sorry!” Trump begged but Biden had made up his mind. “IT'S TOO LATE! IM LEAVING YOU!” Biden stormed to the door,but before he could leave,he fell over in pain. “AHHHHHHHHHHH TRUMMMPPP!!! THE BABY'S COMING OHHHH!!!” “OH GOD NOT HERE!,I'M COMING MY LOVE!” Trump yelled,running to Biden's side. Biden cried as Trump held his hand,looking into his eyes with a loving look as Biden shat out an Amazon delivery box. The box cut itself open and a small infant baby with the head of Elon musk stood up. “Mother. I have arrived. Feed me titties.” It's voice was ethereal and commanding,much like it's father. “It's a boy!” Biden yelled,the baby looked at his mother and lazers shot out of his eyes, successfully circumsising Biden who screamed in agony. “I identify as female. I AM PATRICIAAAAHHHH.” Trump's face twisted in disgust. “WHAT?! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS-THIS ABOMINATION AS A CHILD!” Biden looked up weakly as he spoke,his voice gentle and angelic as usual. “Trump….please,she's our daughter…” Trump's face held a grimace,he felt his heart ache. He was torn between his own predujices and his love for his beautiful beautiful Biden. He sighed and turned to his daughter. “Joe’s right, I have to accept you.” The baby looked up. “Thank you, father.” Trump and Biden embraced eachother lovingly until the doors broke off and killed the baby Patricia. Trump yelled in rage,”WHAT THE TED BUNDY’S ASSHOLE?!” Kim jong in stopped out,wearing his sleak black coat and Versace high heels and cat ears skinned from a baby kitten that Obama shat on. “DADDDAAAYYY TROOOMPPPPP WHY YOU NO COME FUCK MEHHH?! WHY YOU FUCK BIDONNN?!!!!!” Trump tensed. “Baby cakes, what're you doing here?!” Kim meowed. “I CAME A LOOOKINGS FOR YOUS!!!!” He yelled in his smooth sexy Asian SEXY EVIL ASIAN voice. Biden moaned,he started to piss out a lazer that hit Kim’s smooth DUMMY THICCC WITH THREE C’S buttock making him loose all of his sweet sweet kitten nectar from his sweet Asian hole. He moaned in pain as he fell over pissing himself. Biden, still pissing started to lick Trump's face trying to regain his strength, Trump held him close letting him. “It's okay my beta,your Alpha Dom's here.” Biden looked up at Trump,tears in his eyes. “UwU.” Biden dies. Trump sobs and screams, distraught at the loss of his love. Kim runs over to him,yanking Trump by his shirt collar and pulling him into a passionate messy kiss. “YOU LUV MEH DADDHAY TRUMPPP!!” Kim roars,spitting in his mouth with his sweet Asian saliva and making Trump swallow. “OH KIM!~ IM GONNA TRUMP-ACULATE!!!” Trump's smol pein raised from his pantaloons and started to bounce like a sprinkler. Kim moaned in ecstasy. “OHHH TRUMPY DADHAYYY FUCK MEH PLSSSSS MMM PISS IN MUY MOOTHHH!!!” Trump screams as he old man jizzes all over Kim's face,his smol eyes opening to absorb it all. “AHHH YEAH TRUMP GETTING HET!!!!” Suddenly,the door was kicked down…and their stood…BIDEN 2.0???!!!!