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Rip Locke- you would have loved reality TV and trashy dramas
OKAY OKAY! I NEED CONTENT SO HELP ME OUT GUYS! To all cruel prince fans, we're all aware Locke is the worst seductive and a play boy and we get the sense he enjoys being the main character in his delusional stories and causing drama by romancing others so I pose the question, What would he do if he was trying to romance a person and they rejected him? No specific reason,they just didn't want him? I personally believe the man would be bother or spiral slightly then either forget about the person via killing them or finding a way to make them want him. I really want more cruel prince headcannons so please PLEASE comment and share your own headcannons and what you think Locke might do if he wasn't someone's main love interest.
JEFF THE KILLER PLATONIC HEADCANNONS
this goes off the AU by retromario ASMR where Jeff has his own gang
You were a runaway,barely surviving but you were good at it. You were desperate though so when a man in a hoodie with a slit smile offers you a chance to get better? You take it. You didn't know that meant becoming a killer,much less a lap dog who fetches treats and sicks victims.
Jeff has a fondness for you. You were cute to him,a survivor and loyal. He loved it. He loved watching you prove to the rest you were worthy of his gang.
You tried so hard to keep up and succeeded in being his most useful 'proxy'.
He takes you everywhere. You're just the best and he needs the company,plus he can teach you so much more when you're beside him.
Big brother energy. He's big on ruffling your hair and patting you on the back with words of affirmation when you succeed a mission.
He's biased as you're his favorite but he still has to be the boss so when you fail,he has to mess you up. It's usually just a small cut though,maybe you'll get a smile like his.
If reader is feminine presenting,he's more likely to give them a masculine nickname or version of their name so they feel like one of the boys
He set you up in a simple home not big or fancy but a home,though you're sure he killed the previous residents.
He *loves* seeing you angry. When you finally stop hiding your true self,your inner monster,he can't help but be thrilled.
You're his kid and he is genuinely attached,don't push it though,he may see you as a protege or a friend or even a sibling,but he's still the boss,and he'll handle you if he has to...whatever that means...
Anyways guys that's all for now! Please tell me if you want more creepypasta stuff because I LOVE making it and I need more people who are in the fandom 😩 ❤️ till next time Stay creepy!
Donald Trump x Joe Biden-An immortal romance 🩷
It was a normal day in the white house for President Trump,he sat at his desk,filing his paperwork when the oval office’s doors swung open,Biden stood,tears in his eyes. “HOW COULD YOU?!” He yelled. “HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?!” Biden was erratic,yelling and crying incoherently. “Babe! What are you talking about?!” Trump was bewildered why his husband,the carrier of his child,was accusing him of cheating. “DON'T PLAY DUMB,DONALD,I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LOVE LETTERS TO KIM JONG UN!” Trump froze,his voluptuous orange pumpkin skin turning as pale as Biden’s succulent cheek bones. “I-i don't…” Trump was stunned,he didn't know how to react. “Are you delusional?! Why would you think I'd cheat on you,when our baby's on the way?!” Biden sobbed,his nose leaking snot filled with hurt and betrayal. “You don't know?! THEN EXPLAIN THIS!” Biden threw files filled with photos of Kim jong un’s secret cat girl photos to trump,even the one with the Trump tramp stamp. Donald was stunned before he could even speak,Biden threw the divorce papers at him. “WAIT! Baby,please daddy Trump’s sorry!” Trump begged but Biden had made up his mind. “IT'S TOO LATE! IM LEAVING YOU!” Biden stormed to the door,but before he could leave,he fell over in pain. “AHHHHHHHHHHH TRUMMMPPP!!! THE BABY'S COMING OHHHH!!!” “OH GOD NOT HERE!,I'M COMING MY LOVE!” Trump yelled,running to Biden's side. Biden cried as Trump held his hand,looking into his eyes with a loving look as Biden shat out an Amazon delivery box. The box cut itself open and a small infant baby with the head of Elon musk stood up. “Mother. I have arrived. Feed me titties.” It's voice was ethereal and commanding,much like it's father. “It's a boy!” Biden yelled,the baby looked at his mother and lazers shot out of his eyes, successfully circumsising Biden who screamed in agony. “I identify as female. I AM PATRICIAAAAHHHH.” Trump's face twisted in disgust. “WHAT?! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS-THIS ABOMINATION AS A CHILD!” Biden looked up weakly as he spoke,his voice gentle and angelic as usual. “Trump….please,she's our daughter…” Trump's face held a grimace,he felt his heart ache. He was torn between his own predujices and his love for his beautiful beautiful Biden. He sighed and turned to his daughter. “Joe’s right, I have to accept you.” The baby looked up. “Thank you, father.” Trump and Biden embraced eachother lovingly until the doors broke off and killed the baby Patricia. Trump yelled in rage,”WHAT THE TED BUNDY’S ASSHOLE?!” Kim jong in stopped out,wearing his sleak black coat and Versace high heels and cat ears skinned from a baby kitten that Obama shat on. “DADDDAAAYYY TROOOMPPPPP WHY YOU NO COME FUCK MEHHH?! WHY YOU FUCK BIDONNN?!!!!!” Trump tensed. “Baby cakes, what're you doing here?!” Kim meowed. “I CAME A LOOOKINGS FOR YOUS!!!!” He yelled in his smooth sexy Asian SEXY EVIL ASIAN voice. Biden moaned,he started to piss out a lazer that hit Kim’s smooth DUMMY THICCC WITH THREE C’S buttock making him loose all of his sweet sweet kitten nectar from his sweet Asian hole. He moaned in pain as he fell over pissing himself. Biden, still pissing started to lick Trump's face trying to regain his strength, Trump held him close letting him. “It's okay my beta,your Alpha Dom's here.” Biden looked up at Trump,tears in his eyes. “UwU.” Biden dies. Trump sobs and screams, distraught at the loss of his love. Kim runs over to him,yanking Trump by his shirt collar and pulling him into a passionate messy kiss. “YOU LUV MEH DADDHAY TRUMPPP!!” Kim roars,spitting in his mouth with his sweet Asian saliva and making Trump swallow. “OH KIM!~ IM GONNA TRUMP-ACULATE!!!” Trump's smol pein raised from his pantaloons and started to bounce like a sprinkler. Kim moaned in ecstasy. “OHHH TRUMPY DADHAYYY FUCK MEH PLSSSSS MMM PISS IN MUY MOOTHHH!!!” Trump screams as he old man jizzes all over Kim's face,his smol eyes opening to absorb it all. “AHHH YEAH TRUMP GETTING HET!!!!” Suddenly,the door was kicked down…and their stood…BIDEN 2.0???!!!!
(I nicknamed the sibling Oliver because it sounded unisex to me when i wrote this before i looked it up)
Always liked the idea of Jonathan, master of fear, having a sibling who people find more disturbing than him. Like, imagine you're visiting the new neighbor that just moved in to be polite for politeness sake and the thing that opens the door is a 6,5 burn victim with a stare that pierces your soul. And the person you're supposed to be scared of is hunched over (due to chronic pain) on the couch like a scrawny cat. Oliver's unfortunate face to face encounter with an explosion gave them the unexpected upper leg to match Jonathan's scowl, they make fun of him for it as a coping mechanism, he lets them.
I imagine that before the incident Oliver was a rather anxious person that barely left home and who relied heavily on Jon for stability, until, you know. And gained the confidence to turn their life around. Moving out of the states and into a cosy house on the countryside, becoming the official, unofficial cryptid by the locals. Despite their deformities Oliver gained the farmers trust due to their hospitality and willingness to lend a hand. Whenever a stranger shows up to the fields and encounters the town's “cryptid” they've heard so much about the conversation usoly goes like this.
“So, your the cornfields Scarecrow”
“oh please, Scarecrow is my brother, call me Bailey”
Can't decide whether the name Bailey is a nickname the farmers gave Oliver after they didn't give them their name when asked (also because they had a habit of lounging on hay bales). (Also also, i came up with that name because if someone were to call out to them they would say “Hay, Bailey” like hay bale). Or if they changed it and their last name as to not be recognised as having the same last name of a criminal, and thus be targeted. I can imagine Jonathan coming up with that. Otherwise I like the first idea more because it builds more character with the farmers and their relationship with Oliver.
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Anyways, entering the bad timeline where Jonathan was also caught in the explosion, but unlike Oliver, perished, leaving his sibling behind to mend their wounds involuntarily. Remember in the first ask i sent where I wrote “Or, one of them is “normal” but picks up the mantle of Scarecrow once their sibling is killed off”. That, but instead of Oliver being resentful they're mournful but don't know how to deal with it. So, due to their physical and mental scares, and the insertion of Jonathan's garbes, they make their own getup. Stalking Gotham, watching from afar of the ongoings of the everyday man. Their unwillingness to appear in the light have people mistake them for a ghost, and once witnessed one to many times before a disaster struck, is labeled a bad omen.
In reality, Oliver is a person plagued with trauma that didn't get the time to grieve, so they bore his image instead, wearing clothes bigger than them and carrying around a stick to help them with their limp. A noose hung around their neck, a failed attempt at joining their brother, and to top it all off, a deformity that leaves them unrecognisable. All these superstitions rounding the grapevine reaches the caped crusader's ears, and he investigates this “ghost of Gotham”.
OOOOOh I love this! Poor Oliver I just wanna hug them so bad 🥺😭 This is really good, I would love to read more about this kind of headcannon!
Hello everyone been a bit but I have inspiration since reading the zero year comic and have come to write more headcannons!!!!
ZERO YEAR! RIDDLER X SEDUCTIVE READER!!
You were on hard times,it was 12 days since zero year happened and you along with everyone else in Gotham were desperate. The difference was you didn't expect some hero to come and outsmart the Riddler,you knew he was too smart for that and probably wouldn't let the city go even if someone did stump him. You didn't know what to do,but somehow (*cough* plot convenience *cough*) you found the Riddler's hideout! Of course,you didn't know that,but you needed shelter and this odd tunnel seemed to work. As predicted, Riddler already knew you were in his hideout from his security but was interested in what you would do so he watched you, allowing you to wander. You managed to find him and were terrified,coming face to face with the Riddler! The man who conquered and tore the city to his liking! But in your fear,you found opportunity,and in your desperation,he found sexual appeal. Edward liked to think he was above such primal urges of the lesser simple minded,but he was still a man,and a man with needs. He offered you a deal,an all too sweet deal. Be his prostitute,his personal slave,and he would reward you handsomely. Promising you shelter and clean clothes,offering you luxuries you'd once held,hot water,fancy accessories,and only the best foods. This wasn't why you took the deal though, you knew that if Edward was too preoccupied getting sucked out of his mind,he'd be too excited and distracted to kill or hurt anyone. You could save lives,and all it took was just some sugar every once in a while. So you agreed.
WHAT BEING EDWARD'S WHORE MEANS
Edward was like a child on Christmas when you first agreed,the man is *ungodly* levels of horny.
His balls are heavy and he's practically panting and drooling at the idea of you helping him empty himself.
He looks at you like a lion does a gazelle,that's also a turn on for him,you comparing him to things of power.
Sometimes,he won't even touch you,just ask you to compliment him while he jerks off for an hour.
He'll be broadcasting and asking for riddles to the citizens of Gotham as usual,all the whole you're under his desk,between his legs,sucking him hard and miserable.
He loves seeing your miserable little face try and fit him. Edward's been denied and lonely for a long time and he's not going to miss a chance to fill your mouth with every piece of him.
Edward usually prefers oral from you and does not like you on top during sex. The only reason you might be,is during after care,giving him a massage or burying your face in his chest.
Another thing is,Edward is sort of bad at aftercare, expecting you to get up and take care of him first,like a servant.
In truth,he does this because he's a sadist. He enjoys your wobbly aching body trying to cater to his needs.
Along with massages, Edward loves setting you on his thigh as you stroke his hair or side burns as he speaks on his broadcast.
You only took the job to help the citizens,so don't be surprised if he spares a life or doesn't feel like destroying the city in favour of your lovely body on him. Just also expect not to go anywhere for the next 17 hours.
Despite how much Edward loves to talk about how you're just here for sex and not to get attached emotionally,in truth he's the one emotionally attached. He won't say it and treat you like you're the one attached but he's desperate to keep you,which is why he spoils you so much.
He dresses you to his liking in colors similar to his and jewelry that almost resembles cuffs and collars to remind your place as his.
Until Edward trusts you enough,you'll probably go to sleep with him chaining you to the bed so you don't run away,you often fall asleep with him still inside of you,out of worry you'll run and just for pleasure as well.
It isn't until he's sure that you won't run away that he'll let you sleep without restraints,but he'll probably still be inside you.
Edward loves to slow dance with you,music or not. He loves feeling you against him.
He keeps you well groomed and often prefers if you groom him. Giving you a razor and telling you to clean up his side burns if needed,telling you to help him floss his teeth,and even help groom his lower area.
When he cums,he makes you drink or lick it all while he stroked your hair.
In the end,when he's defeated,he finds himself heartbroken and disgusted as you run away to Batman and the GCPD. He was so delusional to him,you were actually in love with him. You actually wanted him,YOU HAD TOO!! He waits in prison,planning his next escape,his vengeance on the Batman,and you're punishment.
Eventually he will get free,and when he does...you'll regret not staying his....
"Riddle me this,darling...who's a filthy,slutty, traitor and deserves to get punished for it?..."
YANDERE THE BATMAN RIDDLER X VIGILANTE HERO!!
You were simply a hero inspired by Batman,you stopped small crimes mostly and kept watching at night,but tonight,you struck big. You'd deciphered a code by the Riddler and followed it's instructions to an old abandoned warehouse. You entered stealthy from the window,trying best not to catch attention. However,you didn't notice a simple button on the floor and stepped on it. Before you could react, mechanical chains came down and wrapped you in a bdsm type cat suit material, restraining your arms extended behind you and wrapping around your mouth to silence you. From the shadows you heard maniacal boyish laughing,the Riddler,in his usual attire,stepped out in front of you giddy and excited as he thought he'd finally caught the Batman. "FINALLY!!...I've been waiting to have you for AGES!!!... And now that I finally do,I can-....wait....you're....you're not batman....what are you doing as an imposter..." His voice went from joyful to almost angry and annoyed. "...no one but batman can solve my riddles...well,I guess if you're going to be here....I'll just have to play with you instead...." With that he pressed a button,your restraints pulled you over to him like a puppet, squeezing your body harder. "Now,imposter...we're going to play,I'm going to ask you a few riddles and when you get them wrong...I'll kill you...but if you get them ALL right...I'll let you go... though I doubt it!!..." You gasped as he removed the gag. "LET ME GO YOU-" you stopped as he held up the remote. "Nuh-uh...play nice,or say goodbye to having your limbs..." You felt the cat suit constrict your body even more,you let out a strained gasp in defeat. He smirked. "Good,now,your first riddle...riddle me this de....well I guess you're not our detective now are you?" He chuckled though it was with an edge of annoyance and bother. "...riddle me this, impersonator...I have roots no one sees,am taller than the trees-" "A mountain." You interrupted him. He immediately pressed the button this time,a wave of electricity coursed through you. "DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!...but yes....it seems you're not entirely stupid..but it will take more than that to escape! One down,two to go..." He cleared his throat. "I have cities but no people,rivers but no water,and names without faces,what am I?..." You thought for a moment before responding. "Oh,it's a map!" "THAT WAS AN EASY ONE!!..." The Riddler shouted, frustrated you were solving his riddles so easily. He groaned frustrated,"Fine!!...fine...fine....you only got two,this is your last one...if you fail..you die...now....What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?" You hesitated,thinking the Riddler had a smug smirk,sure you wouldn't solve it. "It's alright,dear imposter...you tried your best..but I'm afraid-" "The future...." The Riddler was frozen. In rage,in shock,in admiration,but he was pulled out of his shock when you spoke. "I solved your riddles,Now let me go!!" There was a long silence before the Riddler descended into fits of laughter. "Did you really think I'd let you go?! No,no...you're still dying." You were stunned. "But you SAID-" "I lied,get over it,sweetie,now....let's see about frying your insides-" he was about to press a button when you used your leverage to kick him,the force of the launch breaking the chains,you tried to run away,but the bondage restricted you to crawling. You weren't fast enough and the riddler kicked you,knocking you over. "Alright,I'll admit,I wasn't expecting that,you know,you're pretty resourceful, crafty too...but so pathetic,do you think you'll be him? The Batman? Do you think you can replace him? You won't...you can't...you're just a poser..." He Yanks your face up by the neck collar. "...but you are fun...I wonder what else I could make you do....now.... we're going to play again...and if you struggle...I will tear your arms off and let rats gnaw at the wounds....okay,sweetie?..." Your body shook with terror and exhaustion from struggle. You nodded weakly. "Good pet...."
BTAA BEING JONATHAN CRANE'S ASSISTANT
PLATONIC!! reader is perceived as a young adolescent
There are many ways you'd join this man,maybe you were a runaway who needed money and joined his gang,or maybe you were a patient he kidnapped and drugged into becoming dependent on his help.
For this situation tho,you were the child of a very influential family,you were kidnapped by his gang because they thought your parents would negotiate ransom for money HOWEVER your parents practically said they could keep you. They didn't even put out a missing person's report.
Crane had many options in this situation,kill you, experiment on you, leave you somewhere in the city. But he decided to make you an assistant! It was perfect in his eyes,you didn't talk or have any family or friends to hold you away from work so it was ideal! Then you started crying. He understood,but it was annoying,you needed to get over it,you wouldn't be useful if you kept crying like this. "C'mon kid,what's it gonna take to get you to stop...?" He got an idea, "Y'know I overheard you talking to your mother about the bookstore,the one she promised to take you to only to cancel and forget about 12 times? Well...I can take you if you want! You just have to stop crying..." Given the opportunity to have a bit of normalcy or control,you sniffled and agreed. He took you out of the dark creepy warehouse and to the gate where his motorcycle was waiting. He smirked as he noticed your hesitation. "What's wrong,kid? Don't tell me you've never been on a motorcycle before! Well guess it's a first for you...I'll try to make it memorable,now hop on." He tossed you a helmet which you put on after seeing his impatience or maybe,anticipation? Whatever it was,you got on anyway. You clung to his back as he drove the bike,jerking it on purpose to scare you. When you finally arrived,it took you a second to let go of him,he chuckled. "Scared ya pretty good didn't I? Ya got a name scaredy cat? Or did your parents not even bother to give you that?" You didn't respond,of course,you hadn't the whole kidnapping. He chuckled. "Well if you won't name yourself,I will. Your name is Spooks now." You gave him a look and he smiled. "If you don't like it, you could always talk, Spooks." You huffed and he chuckled. "That's what I thought, let's go Spooks." In the bookstore he enjoyed showing you the horror section and watching you look and pick what you wanted. He ruffled your hair as you sat next to him on a bench reading. He'd been analyzing you,he was a psychologist after all. He'd seen how you'd flinch at any slightly loud noise or touch,he wanted to know what scared you so bad and was deeply endeared by how you behaved,staying by him and not talking or even looking at anyone else. You didn't do those things because you're an introvert and scared of people of course,but it still made him happy. After driving the two of you back to what you assumed was his house, he licked the door before moving to the couch and turning on the TV to the midnight monster movie marathon. He made sure you sat on the couch to watch with him. He retrieved popcorn and candy corn before sitting back down with a large blanket. You two insomniacs spent the rest in the night watching horror films until you passed out.
Jonathan isn't quite sure why he kept you,he thinks it's because you remind him of a younger him. So unloved and afraid,he wants to fix that,to make you like him. He wants to be the guidance he never had,making you a mini Master of Fear.
Jonathan ensured you became his assistant when he's in his civilian job as well,having you set up meetings and run errands really.
He still calls you Spook,you dont speak a lot but have graduated to saying small sentences like orders when you grab his morning pumpkin spice latte and pumpkin pie donut from the local Dunkin which solely runs because Jonathan's addiction to pumpkin spice.
He frequently just rants to you and you listen,getting home from work just talking aloud to himself as you scamper around the house doing chores and helping him. He comes in ranting and you're immediately there to take his coat,turn on the TV,take his suitcase to his study,take off his dress shoes,go set and start dinner,sweep,mop and by the end of his ranting the whole house is tidy.
Despite yourself,you've become devoted and close to doctor Crane. You needed someone to listen to you,to value you and ironically,the psychotic Narcoterr0rist with violent sadistic tendencies does that for you.
Jonathan is essentially a 'father' because of you but he considers it more of having a work associate live with him and would NEVER be seen as sweet or doting on you! (... He does 100% keep drawings or papers you make in a folder or on the fridge...)
He used to dose you with fear toxin every once in a while,he stopped after realizing you already hallucinated from mental illness (however slightly it may be) and that it could potentially damage your usefulness if he kept doing it. (Not like he cares or anything...totally)
So I haven't seen much love for Batman the audio adventures which is a shame because it's SO GOOD and I love the world it created and really wish there was more of a larger fandom and more lore so I will do it myself!!
We didn't get a necessarily detailed origin for doctor Crane that answered if he did or didn't teach at the university before becoming essentially, a drug lord and I'd like to imagine any past student of his discovering that their old strict professor who seemed to hate every minute of living had become a powerful drug lording Narcoterr0rist,and being extremely confused while others are just like 'yeah,no that makes sense.'
Since Jonathan seems to enjoy an older bit of music,I like to think that his hideout with his gang is filled with the crackling sounds of Louis Armstrong and spooky stories radio hours.
As well as making tablets or pills for his drugs, Jonathan also developed a brand of cigarettes that he himself personally uses and his gang are always able to tell when he's near when they smell the smoke,and yes,start to slightly hallucinate.
From all his time around the toxin, Jonathan has built a strong tolerance to his poison and it takes a lot to affect him strongly.
Jonathan does NOT take betrayal from his gang well,(as we saw with Skids) but especially when it comes from a favorite of his. God forbid Autumn or another member he liked tried to leave or snitch on him, he'll make what happened to Skids look like a gentle massage.
MORE RIDDLER HEADCANNONS!!!! I absolutely LOVE the trope of a Jessica rabbit like s/o with a complete nerdy insecure partner SO RIDDLER GETS ONE TOO!!!
Riddler x a hyper feminine sexual s/o who lives his geekiness!!!
When Riddler first met s/o he didn't believe they had interest in him.
Edward has been ignored all his life so why would this absolute bombshell give him attention if not to make fun of him?
But when he learns they're being serious?...
Oh honey.
He's hooked.
He doesn't ever leave your side,he craves your touch and your words.
A simple stroke of his hair,a kiss on the cheek? He's in heaven.
He loves ranting to you about his crimes.
He wants to read his riddles off to you and see what you think
If you suggest any for him to use, he'll definitely incorporate them into his next schemes.
He lives for your praise and complementing him is a sure way to get him to do anything you want.
Tell him how smart he is? He's cleaned your whole house before you know it. Tell him you love him and he's made you proud? He'll leave you (totally legally acquired of course) large piles of cash for you to use.
If you do things like cosplay,expect him to research the character to its core for him understand and relate to you.
He'll buy you anything you'd like,he craves to see you happy for him.
He needs you to be proud of him. If he does a crime and you're not proud he'll have a mental breakdown of screaming and crying in his room maybe even breaking his things and begging for your forgiveness to himself.
He loves to show you off to everyone,always bragging about your beauty and intelligence.
Feeling insecure?
You're bombed with riddles about how beautiful,how unique,how intelligent and how amazing you are!
He knows what it's like to feel unloved or insecure and he'll do anything to make you not feel that way!
He has bad days and comes home exhausted and sad,only to see you in sheer glittery revealing clothes waiting for him to come and let you make him feel good
His day instantly became better. 😉
In the bedroom, Edward loves feeling you under him as you give him compliments,sweet nothing in his ears about how smart and powerful he is, he'll try to hold out but seeing you in such a way is sure to make him come undone and ravage you.
After, he'll absolutely adore cuddling you to sleep and little or big spoon,he doesn't move the whole night.
If you're tall he'll definitely ask to be stepped on ironically (or not)
If you're larger in weight SIT.ON.HIS.FACE
If you're Jonathan Crane skinny SIT.ON.HIS.FACE.
He loves you no matter what,and all he wants is to be loved and praised in return.
THESE TWO PICTURES WERE IN MY FYP ON PINTEREST AND IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣 😭😭😭
So I finally got my hands on the Scarecrow year one comic!!!! Amazing as always,BUT while reading it idk if it was just because Crane is from the South and the accent got stuck in my head but I couldn't help but think about Butters from South Park and think how Crane would absolutely adore the poor boy,maybe even see some of himself in the kid. I also couldn't get the vision of a sweet shy Butters meeting the bitter cold Dr.Crane and Crane just immediately hugging the kid. Just thought it would be fun to share the comparison!
Hello!! I have got yet another headcannon for the lovable Jonathan crane!!! I like to headcannon that if the scarecrow has any female or female presenting workers, associates, or anyone he's close with in that category,he provides them a modified version of his fear toxin,but in pepper spray form! So if they run into any trouble with the authorities or creeps,he gets to test his toxin AND keep his workers safe!! Just a fun little thought!
HEADCANNONS FOR BATMAN AUDIO ADVENTURES: GETTING HIRED BY THE RIDDLER.
Riddler you were a simple fast food worker when one night,right before closing this guy comes in the drive through looking FUCKED UP. A complete mess and disgusting. His voice is loud and tired and he looks like he's gonna cry. "What's depressed,soaking,and DONE!...answer....ME!..." He starts sobbing while you stand awkwardly,then just as soon as he sobbed,he stopped. "WHAT'S!..round large and smothered in cheese?!" It took a long moment before you spoke. "Hello? Is ANY BODY LISTENING IN THERE?!" you blinked before answering. "Sir,this is a McDonald's..." The Riddler groans in exhaustion and defeat. "Whatever! What's the point?...why do I keep doing this..? I'm never gonna win..." You felt bad for the miserable man on the speaker and tried to comfort him. "Hey...man...look,we've all had bad days I'm sure whatever you're going through,you'll get through it!...maybe..." The Riddler sighed. You hesitated before speaking again. "A double big Mac...." The Riddler froze. "What?..." You repeated yourself. "Your riddle...it was kind of obvious...." There was a long pause before he spoke sounding more confident this time,"You're not a moron?!" You shrugged. In a quick moment his greasy hand wraps around your shirt collar,and YANKS you through the McDonald's drive thru window,your ass hits the gravel covered ground as he refuses to open the door and instead Yanks you through the window and into the passenger's seat. "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!" "You my dear,are the luckiest person in Gotham! I've been looking for another assistant for a long time and YOU fit the cut!" "What does that mean?!" You shouted,freaking out because your manager was gonna kill you for leaving on your shift. "It means you're hired!!"
LIKE AND COMMENT IF I SHOULD MAKE MORE HIRING HEADCANNONS FOR THE BATMAN ROGUES!!!
Ok ok! This is for my Batman the audio adventures lovers!! Riddler with a partner who's incredibly hot,like,think Holly would,Jessica rabbit,Barbie,hot. But they're crazy smart,and support Edward too!! Even when he fails fantastically.
When they're in public and *not* doing crime,sometimes they'll go shopping when Riddler has money (stolen of course but hey,anything for his little quizzical 'Angel) but sometimes when they're out shopping,the occasional rude comment will fly their way but the worst for Edward is when they're directed at his y/n. Since y/n is very feminine presenting (bimbo superstar looking essentially) they frequently get called gross things and are used to being underestimated for their looks.
"HEY S!U1 HOW'D YOU GET THOSE T!T$?! UR PIMP BUY THEM FOR YOU?!" A rude gentleman across the mall once commented. Y/n was used to hearing similar things and while it was gross it didn't bother them to a large degree. But Edward?..
Edward was furious. How dare this...this...this LESSER MINDED APE DARE insult the intellectual capabilities of HIS partner! Did they really think he would've partnered with someone below his intelligence?! An insult to s/o was an insult to him,and he hated insults. This would not stand.
Edward marched over before y/n could do anything. "For your information,that *intellectual marvel* is your mental superior you half brained,pathetic,dirt sniffing neanderthal, They've solved some of the most complicated problems and equations,things someone of your level could NEVER comprehend! So the next time you say something about them,it should be how lowly and undeserving you are in their presence!"
The guy scoffed. "How about I talk about blowing their huge inflatable-"
Before he was able to get another heinous word out,Edward had pulled out some kind of Jimmy neutron futuristic looking gun and acid blasted the guy until his face was an evaporated skeleton before gently bending down and taking his wallet and turning back to y/n.
"Now,my dear I believe I owe you a shopping trip. Shall we?" He asked,offering out his arm to them. "I love you,Eddie..." Y/n said lovingly. "I know you do doll..."
For anyone whose seen/played the Arkham shadows game or anyone whose read the Batman 89 echoes comics,what did you think of the dynamic of Dr.Crane and Harley? I loved their Arkham shadows dynamic I love any grouchy kinda b!tchy arrogant person who beefs with pure literal sunshine and rainbows who sees the good in everyone,dynamic and I think it fit so well for these two!!
Could you imagine being a student in Gotham? Like,really think about it.
"Yeah sorry guys I can't go out tonight,why? Oh because my professor had a psychological breakdown and became a costumed supervillain with a vendetta against society again, so they're making us retake our exams and I have to study....what? Oh yeah, I said again,it happened last week too."
"Sorry I'm late to class teacher,Killer croc and Batman were fighting and caused a car pile up on the main road again,yeah I'm pretty sure Timmy died."
"Unfortunately students, graduation will have to wait until next week,Mr.Freeze caused an ice age in Gotham again and the faculty is too cheap to afford actual scientists to fix it so we're letting Dr.Crane try and fix it and- oh...what's that?..hes-hes not fixing it?...and he's gassing the school with fear toxin WELL THATS JUST GREAT ISNT IT?!"