#big dumb

[sicksucculentz]

N has tripped over his own feet like a klutz and fallen down into a small box of magnets. Almost all of them are stuck to his head now, stumbling around like a zombie giggling while Uzi tries to reach up to pluck the magnets off.

Uzi: “sit still!!”

N suddenly freezes and starts to growl.

Uzi: “oh what now!”

She stops to look around and notices that N is….staring at his reflection in a mirror hanging in the hallway. His lips are pulled back as he gently hugs his arms around Uzi protectively.

Uzi: “you big idiot thats YOU. Thats your reflection!!”

[demothers-empty-blog]

Ok okay this MIGHT sound wild, idk, but this reminded me of König when I read it yesterday and I was thinking this could be inspo for something

when i tell you great minds think alike, when i tell you-

[vexwerewolf]

I love this stupid idiot so much (art by @punkr0xy)

[sackoflower]

probably making a fool of myself but i'll know for sure in couple months

[craigslisthorses]

how are you gonna buy a pony mare to breed your pony stallion to and not even know your stallion is actually a gelding

[chaoticgremlinmakingart]

It’s his birthday today! His name is Old Sport. He’s a big dumb. He’s sad because he wanted more doggy cake. He went bananas for his new giraffey squeaky toy. Doesn’t look like a dog toy if not for the big squeaky inside.

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

[sketching-nyx]

I keep forgetting about tumblr ngl! haha but anyway another dnd character of mine! Zitkala-sa a hombrewed race called a Fethros for a homebrewed world. She's a paladin based off a Harpy eagle. Poor girl has big heart, big musle but no brain. All the dummy so she can have maximum thic