Wow! That's a Great Deal!
"Alright Shizuo. You went grocery shopping, I swear if you bought a bunch of sweets again..." Izaya took the grocery bag and began to look through.
Shizuo looked smug as he started to put things away. "I did real good Izaya. Real fucking good."
Izaya froze. "Shizuo...?"
Shizuo paused and looked at him. "What?" He didn't like the edge to Izaya's voice.
"What in the great lands of Valhalla is this?!" Izaya shouted as he pulled out a huge steak.
"It's a steak." Shizuo said simply.
Izaya looked at him in disbelief. "Where the Hell did you even get a steak this big? It's HUGE! Why would you even buy something so massive?! What are trying to feed the whole city?"
Shizuo sat things down and grabbed the ad he took shopping. "IT WAS ON SALE!"
Izaya walked over to the fridge. "Where are we even going to put this?!"
"I'll cook it?" Shizuo questioned as if Izaya was an idiot.
Izaya rolled his eyes. "Cook it then. I swear it's the size of Texas. You're going to eat ALL of it too."
Shizuo shrugged and began cooking. Izaya left and came back a bit later to see Shizuo putting the steak in the oven. He was going to say something when he saw...it.
"Are. You. KIDDING ME?!" He shouted.
"What now?!" Shizuo looked over to see Izaya holding an enormous pie. He shut the oven and glared at Izaya.
"What?! What do you mean what!? This thing is bigger than my entire torso! Why would you buy this?!" Izaya yelled at him while holding the pie to his face.
Shizuo grabbed the ad again. "IT. WAS. ON. SALE." He ground out through his teeth.
Izaya say the pie down and covered his face. "It was on sale he said. On sale. I'm in love with an idiot. A complete moron."
Shizuo huffed. "A moron that knows a good deal when he sees one."
