#bigbadsanchez

[evil-mortimer]

Ryker arrives per usual and grins goofily at Mortimer. "Ya need babysitting? Cause I can babysit you." He finger guns.

He grimaces at the pun, frown returning to his face. His voice drips amusement and sarcasm. “Nice to see you too, Ryker.”

[loyal-rick]

Ryker steps in with a wide smile plastered to his face, baby Ana fast asleep in his arms. "Yo. I heard someone here likes cuddles?"

Ryk sits up, and his face splits into a huge grin the moment he sees the baby.  “Hey.  Yeah, I love cuddles,” he says quietly and scoots over just a bit.  “And just as an offer, once we’re better acquainted, if you ever need anyone to watch that precious little baby, I’m always up for it.”

[wabbalabbadingdong-blog]

Savannah was pressing herself against the wall of some ally, graffiti tagged bricks shimmering behind her with grime. She went to light a cigarette, found her pockets lacking her lighter and she hisses in frustration. “Hm.

Rick visited this dimension in his younger days. He hadn’t been back since discovering interdimensional travel. Today though he decided to give it a visit. Usually there’s no one else there, so to find someone in his usual spot caught him off guard. He was silent as he observed her, hoping she didn’t notice him. He fished into his pocket and pulled out a lighter, flicking it effortlessly as he lit her cigarette. He cleared his throat audibly as he looked ahead.

[wabbalabbadingdong-blog]

Play Time (closed)

Rick portals over to Ryker’s to find him with Erick and he puts his hands on his hips, sucking his teeth in disappointment. “Tsk tsk tsk” he walks over to Erick and lifts his chin with his index, running his thumb over Erick’s lips. “Is my Puppy looking for a new Daddy? That’s not something a good boy would do~” he says in a low husky voice. Then he looks over to Ryker. “Daddy’s not done with you either” he says with low lidded eyes.

@itstherickestmorty @bigbadsanchez

[wabbalabbadingdong-blog]

Ryker had his back turned, tinkering with inventions. Ana had gotten bored sitting in her crib and decided to clamber out, waddling across the ground and tripping over a splayed out portal gun. As she fell the gun shot out a single spiral and Ana collapsed through the dimension into Mickies crib. Ana glanced at the other baby and gurgled. "Haiiii." She said, spit spilling out of her mouth.

Rick was about to pick up Mickie when suddenly a portal opened above the two of them and a small child fell through it. When she gurgled Rick smiled, seeing how happily Mickie responded to her. So, he let go of Mickie and let the two of them toddle around and play. He pulled out his phone and texted Ryker hesitantly, not wanting the gurgles and laughs to end. 

Text from c328: [Hey Ry. Ana ended up in Mickie’s crib somehow?]

[wabbalabbadingdong-blog]

Ana waddled on in, confidently holding the portal gun. Rick was on speed dial for Ryker and she had memorized the number. Her mission was this; convince Rick to visit Daddy RyRy because ever since their fight Ryker was acting oddly depressed.

Rick was changing Mickie’s diaper when suddenly a portal opened behind them and out comes a smol toddle. He looks over in disbelief as she holds the portal gun. “Ana...what in the actual...” he stops himself, two little ones in his presence. He finishes up Mickie’s diaper and picks her up and walks over to Ana, reaching his hand out to grab the portal gun. “Cmon sweetie, let Rick see the portal gun so you can get home to your dad...”

[evil-mortimer]

"Humph. Uncle. Needs. Some. Uh. Help. ASAP."

He scoffs. Uncle.

Uncle his ass.

“I was told not to interact with you, dickwad.”

[evil-mortimer]

Ryker chucks a rock at Mortimers window, drunk. "BIIIIIIIIIIITCH I NEED YO FUCKING ASS HELP. GET DOWN HEEEEEEEREEE."

He doesn’t answer.