#bigbanghell

[thotographic]

“Eh? Who’s that laughing? Hello?”

“Come out you worm!”

“Oh it’s just Aya, I bet you didn’t get kissed. Therefore I have one more kiss than you.”

@bigbanghell​

[clock-corpse]

@bigbanghell​  "...So if, hypothetically, an incubus with no experience in an incubus' field of expertise were under my care, and I am under no circumstances letting them feed from me, what would I do?" (alice)

“You have an inccubus under your care, don’t you?” An annoyed sigh comes from Patchouli as she presses the bridge of her nose. “You’re a witch, Alice. Why would you take the liberty and resources to summon a succubus if you don’t even have the means to keep them maintained? You are aware of how troublesome they are, aren’t you? Most of them don’t listen to reason and have to be tied down with a soul contract.”

[fairiesofgensokyo]

*LOUD RUMBLING*

A fairy bursts forth from the ground!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW!!”

“HAS WAR BEEN DECLARED ON YOU? HAVING TROUBLE WITH MIND-READING MOUNTAIN APES? TIRED OF PESKY RACCOONS GOING THROUGH YOUR TRASH IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT?!”

“HIRE SOME OF YOUR LOCAL FAIRIES AS GUARDS! YOU PAY WHATEVER YOU WANT! IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MONEY! ACTUALLY IT’S BETTER IF IT ISN’T! THE MORE YOU PAY, THE BETTER GUARDS YOU GET!”

[genso-menagerie]

“...”

She’s eying her Koakuma. She’s happy, her face just never shows it.

[twinfoxtails]

"Excuse me, Eri? Would you mind giving me Sakuya's body measurements?" It's Alice. Being rather straightforward.

“... Only if you tell me what are they for first, Miss Alice. I don’t mind giving them out, but Miss Sakuya might not want to.”

Still, this Alice is a small kid, so there’s nothing wrong!... right?

[clock-corpse]

“U-uh.” Frankly, she didn’t know what she expected, but it definitely wasn’t such a harsh response from Reimu. The girl is within every right to be angry at her for even saying such a thing even as a tease. “I’m not a cheater.”

[clock-corpse]

@bigbanghell replied: "We don't talk about that woman in this household, Mother."

“No, stop. I don’t want you to get used to calling me that. You’re not allowed to call me Mother.”

[clock-corpse]

"Okay actually Sakuya, I've decided you're my mother instead of my father now, for personal reasons. You don't have to do anything mother-like, just go with it, please." (Alice lmao)

“The last time I checked, I didn’t even agree to be your father. What makes you think I’ll reconsider for the opposite gender? Don’t you already have a mother anyway?”