#bigbosskin

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okay so the other day i was at musical auditions and part of it was learning a short dance sequence, but my legs were so damn sore and it hurt. so bad. and all i was thinking was “damn. the is shit is more intense than operation snake eater EVER was”

from what i remember, snake eater wasn’t even all that intense. sure there’s the main objective of the mission weighing on you, but majority of the time it was just “okay, i kinda stink sooo. i’m gonna go bathe in the river. and maybe catch a fish and eat it :3”.

i don’t remember the part of operation snake eater where the fear yelled at me to do a jazz square into a pivot turn, then a three step walk-and-touch move.

-big boss 🐍🦷

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i miss kaz so fucking much, i would have chosen you over ocelot any day, where are you? im not big boss, im different, im me. i think. fuck

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canfort food: calorie mate 🤤🤤🤤 i went to japan a while back but i didn’t know i was big boss then and spotted them irl. my friend pointed them out and i was like “haha yeah cool”. there’s probably some way i can get them shipped to the US via a 3rd party platform. i’d at least like to keep the packaging to put like little thingies inside

canon trinkets: fucking hush puppy or ez gun. any of those tranq ones. when i’m actually playing mgs3, i definitely prefer using the ez gun, but i remember using the hush puppy a lot more.

canon habits: hmmm. hm hm hm. i don’t exactly have anything explicitly specified in canon, but i do have things i remember that ive carried over. one of these things is using my teeth to rake out the grime under my nails. it’s like biting them, but without ripples them off. much better alternative.

-big boss 🐍🦷

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[is big boss from mgs] [learns that one of my other kintypes has been cloned w/o their knowledge] welp here we go again

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I'm Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid and you know, during the events of MGS3, I could swear The End didn't die at my hands. I found him and he was just... Already dead? And this can actually be achieved in the game if you don't play the game for a real life week efter entering the battle with him. I can't believe an easter egg is part of my canon??????

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im kin wth big boss (and a couple of other characters from mgs) and i feel rlly lonely without kaz and ocelot by my side i just kinda wanna find them again...,,,,,