Sorry this is maybe a bit too much but I’m horny af today and I can’t stop thinking about Tom/Parker in their “can’t keep their hands from esch other” phase, and, bonus, Colt groaning in the background because he’s had way enough of them making out on set, dinners, or double dates
Colt contemplating his life choices everytime he has to listen to his sister giggle while Tom whisperers something into her ear, planting wet kisses on each other's cheeks, and watching Parker "sneak off" while Tom just follows after with a smirk and swagger knowing that they're not being sneaky and not even caring in the slightest. The first time he ever sees Tom smack Parker's ass he quite literally smacks his face onto the table with a groan, just wishing that the next stunt would kill him so he doesn't have to see it.
Worst of all—she's happy and Tom has never been less of an asshole as he shoots her puppy dog eyes whenever she isn't watching—so how can he hate them?
Still, he interrupts them whenever he gets the chance, making Tom sit up front with him on car drives or planting himself between them during movies and very loudly stomping into rooms so he never has to risk seeing them in compromising positions. He hates them, he really really does.
