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[officialbiglaw]

BIG LAW - DSMP RPVERSE DEFENSE ATTORNEY

Contact Info: please send all legal and business correspondence to my inbox.

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Practice Areas:

Impromptu/Short Notice Legal Defense

Tumblr Drama Escalation

Witch Trials

Dreamon Exorcism (temporarily retired)

Birthday Parties

Custody Battle Representation

Qualifications:

Law School at HPXL Proper

Dreamonology Undergraduate Degree and Masters at the HPXL Youth Correctional Facility

Business Hours:

office is closed bc i dont give a shit n e more

but if your case is interesting enough i will consider it.

not longer legally dead!!!!!!!!

[officialbiglaw]

hey big law, how would you go about getting a marriage license? we want to have a friend marry us, is there extra paperwork for that too? -@phoenixchick

friend is fine for officiator. sign one of these forms for my files whenever you do that marraiging. its your choice. love wins.

thatll be fi fty dollars

[officialbiglaw]

Big law how much can I sue someone for murdering me?

i don t carre bc. if your dead you cant pay me

life is priceless