#bigconvo

[officialbiglaw]

so, hot stuff, i've got- i've got a deal for you, okay? i'll- i'll go on a, um, a date with you, or something, right, and- and you... sign these adoption papers? - @memorybooks

we will have a spring wedding

[officialbiglaw]

hey big boy, you- you uh, come here often? i was in the, um, the area? and- and i, um, i missed you, right, and i was wondering if, if- i saw you were in the area, and i, uh.

you- you come here often? - @memorybooks

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[officialbiglaw]

biglaw. we need to talk. @tubbolul

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[officialbiglaw]

BIG LAW - DSMP RPVERSE DEFENSE ATTORNEY

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office is closed bc i dont give a shit n e more

but if your case is interesting enough i will consider it.

not longer legally dead!!!!!!!!

[officialbiglaw]

well you can HAVE him fuck adoption papers i want a damn divource @tubbolul

=)

this can be arranged.

[officialbiglaw]

do you want the certificate or not man. all you have to do is sign an adoption c ertificate for my kid -_- @tubbolul

not enough! i have found more lifein legal death than i every felt lawyeyering. i recquire more sacrifice

[officialbiglaw]

hi big law can you officiate this document for me pretty please love bunnyglittergirl @tubbolul

oh? a message of defeet? what is the document variety. is it... an official admission that you are a Loser.?