#biker bros

[bigdumbmilitaryjock]

bro come over here and suck it or….

[1point21jirawats]

SeongSang ✦ Outlaw

[letsgofoletsgo]

Random hcs for the biker mice bc I can

[jaeyongf]

kkb was like the equivalent of exo's midlife crisis because they were missing yixing and now he's back and they're better than ever

[bigdumbmilitaryjock]

cmon bro hop on ill take you for a ridee 😏

[letsgofoletsgo]

1, 5, 7, 12 and 15 for the S/I asks?

Biker Mice is on the mind, so I’ll go with Everest!

1. what are the basics of your self insert? name, date of birth, height, etc.?

Everest is a 6’2 Caynid (an alien species of anthropomorphic canines), and is about in xyr mid-late twenties. Xe was born on the planet Caynaris, and lived a relatively normal life until the Plutarkians attacked xyr planet. Xe tracked down Limburger to the Earth city of Chicago, and met the Biker Mice.

5. does your self insert have any special powers or abilities?

Aside from xyr cruiser, Jade, Everest is able to channel energy into xyr claws, and even fire it like bullets. This is due to a crystal in the center of xyr ribcage, an organ that all Caynids have. It's similar to a heart, but instead of pumping blood, it generates this energy. Xe is also very athletic, and can lope for long distances.

7. would any other characters (besides your f/o) have a crush on your self insert?

While I’d say the other bros have a semi crush on Everest similar to Charley, I figure that Rimfire would have a short lived crush on xyr when they first met. Everest would catch on, and let him down gently as xe’s already happily with Throttle.

12. how would the fandom view your character?

Hard to say since there’s not much of a fandom for Biker Mice to begin with, I feel xe’d be seen similarly to Carbine.

15. how does your self insert play a role in the plot of the story? do they help directly defeat the villain, support the heroes, etc.?

Everest is something of an honorary fourth member of the Biker Mice, but has xyr own identity. Xe tags along with the bros in defeating Limburger every so often, along with their casual biking excursions, but also hangs with Charley at Last Chance.

[youre-faerie-pretty]

yesterday my dad was leaving to get into his car and there was a biker dude next to him who asked my dad what a pile of kittens was called. He then said a meowtain and promptly put his spiked helmet on and rode off with a straight face wow I strive to be that dude

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Science Show Biker Bros Ask 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'

Kevin Moore is a metallurgist. Grant Reynolds is a veteran Marine Corps sniper. They met at a motorcycle rally, and now they destroy things on TV for your amusement.

Sound dangerous? That's the idea. But although Discovery Science's new show, "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" purports to take a flying stab at the proverbial rolling donut of peril, Kevin and Grant temper that insanity with lots of precaution and know-how.