Why do you believe every character in twilight is bi
I thought Alice was the only one
If I don’t come up with a new character to headcanon as bisexual every 24 hours the severed body part of a loved one shows up in a box on my porch

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Why do you believe every character in twilight is bi
I thought Alice was the only one
If I don’t come up with a new character to headcanon as bisexual every 24 hours the severed body part of a loved one shows up in a box on my porch
Hi I took your evil homo character quiz and I think I love you??? Thank you for making that, hands down best uquiz
Omg hiiii... i’m gonna cry thank you all my blood sweat and tears paid off... ily2 ty for taking it 💐
witch!angela au ✨ for the headcanon ask
I have no idea what specific headcanon ask this is for so I’m just going to humbly offer you this: in my head (and in my au) witch!angela is not a hp kinda witch. twilight makes it clear that paranormal powers like alice’s exist in normal everyday humans, even if it is, as is typical of the series, criminally underused. this is not what angela has. being a witch isn’t the same as having powers. it’s a combination of what contemporary witch rituals look like with awful outdated historic depictions. deal with the devil stuff - only it’s not like, the devil... or at least angela is pretty sure it’s not.
Reblog with your sun and moon signs (and houses, if you know them) and your top three Twilight characters, I'll go first
I have a Capricorn Sun in 8th and Aquarius Moon in 9th and my top three are Leah, Victoria, and Emmett
Okay I just submitted a different ask but after realising you're a twilight blog with good opinions I have another one: do you know of any sources (fanfic or meta posts idc) that basically just rewrite twilight or propose ideas of how to do so? Like keep the world and characters but make them realistic and also not, ya know, horribly racist and all
@phil-dwyer-stan-account @bellasredchevy @teamjacobthot @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @effervescent-emmett @anteroom-of-death@emmettmccartycullen @edwardsvirginity @edwardbottoms @inthemiddleofmymidnight @bellaskhakis @cullen-collective @cullen-trash @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @kaquiche @volturialice @vampireguarddogs @rose-lily-hale @breakingisabella
These are some of the pillars of my Twilight community experience, to name a few. Some are established and others are hidden gems, some are active every day and some are on a hiatus, but they’re all fantastic!
I do actually have a little notebook around here somewhere with even more of my favorite Twilight mutuals/followers/following... because one point I was planning to do an appreciation post but school got in the way. Anyways, most of these guys have been here doing the lord’s work since the beginning, and I love them!
Why call it bi light
Because I’m rubbing my grubby little hands all over canon and leaving bisexual residue on everything I touch
@lemonadebottlecap youre right and I can offer nothing but this
Do you think vampires, with their heightened senses, are more susceptible to pepper spray? Like, I was thinking about how Bella has a can and just wished for Edward to scare her one day and she whips it out on him and he doesn't expect it and is just...he can't even really cry to get it out of his eyes!
I have no idea! I would assume whether it would be painful would depend on whether their senses are still capable of being affected with pain by certain irritants. I can't recall anything similar with touch, so I'd base the effectiveness off of their olfactory senses.
We know their sense of smell is super heightened when it comes to prey/blood/other supernatural beings, but I can't remember if it's ever established whether they're able to detect smells from things like plants or normal food the same way. I think it was and they do, but I also think Smeyer might've said that food tastes like nothing to them at some point? And sense of taste and of smell are really tied together.
Based on that, I'd say within Twilight canon, that pepper spray would have a very significant effect on vampire olfactory senses, but little to no physically irritating effect on their 'flesh'. It could cloud their vision but not incapacitate them, at least not through pain. They'd have to wash out the substance with an external source of water, but other than that, it would probably just leave them nose-blind for a few hours, maybe even a few days depending on the actual contents.
However I in no way respect Smeyer's word of law, so for me personally I'd mix in some WWDITS rules. According to Mr. Waititi and Mr. Clemmons, vampires, as well as having heightened smell, can taste normal food, but they cannot subsist on it because eating induces immediate and extremely violent vomiting. I would assume as this is any body's way of rejecting poisons, that normal plant, spice, dairy, meat, and grain-based food or the nutrients contained within are somehow toxic to vampires. (This jives with the idea of vampirism being a sort of medical condition that I love!) Again, this is WWDITS rules, not Twilight, but I'm blending the two a bit for my own pleasure.
Using these rules, not only could Edward be painfully blinded, both in his eyes and his nose, but he may end up literally sick! So that's fun!