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Which of these is the true Anakin?
Anakin 1 (Top-Left)
Anakin 2 (Top-Middle)
Anakin 3 (Top-Right)
Anakin 4 (Middle-Left)
Anakin 5 (Middle)
Anakin 6 (Middle-Right)
Anakin 7 (Bottom-Left)
Anakin 8 (Bottom-Middle)
Anakin 9 (Bottom-Right)
This is a Yubaba Trick (None of these are Anakin.)
Which of these is the true Anakin?
Anakin 1 (Top-Left)
Anakin 2 (Top-Middle)
Anakin 3 (Top-Right)
Anakin 4 (Middle-Left)
Anakin 5 (Middle)
Anakin 6 (Middle-Right)
Anakin 7 (Bottom-Left)
Anakin 8 (Bottom-Middle)
Anakin 9 (Bottom-Right)
This is a Yubaba Trick (None of these are Anakin.)
will truly never get over how messy carlisle was for making edward suck the venom out of bella in twilight. 'yes I am the only one here who has tasted human blood without sucking them dry, and son I know you specifically are overcome by her scent....but I'm a doctor. I'm the only one here who can set her leg😔' as if edward hasn't also been to medical school multiple times and has never assisted carlisle before sjdhsjsj edward ABSOLUTELY could have set her leg while his dad handled the venom. he was just panicking in the moment and carlisle was like CAN we wrap this up already. he fully did that expecting edward to just let her change sjdhdjsjkd
Everyone loves Ren in the cult she was born into.
They don't call her Ren. They use her birth name, a ridiculously long conglomeration of the names of others; Renesmee Carlie Cullen.
Ren is made up of pieces of the cult she was born into.
She has her father's hair, her mother's eyes. A vampire's appetite, a human's heartbeat. She dresses herself like Alice, holds herself like Rosie. Smiles like Esme, studies like Carlisle, fights like Emmett, listens like Jasper.
Ren has learned who to be from the cult she was born into.
Jacob, sweet Jacob, has been a boy longer than Ren has been alive. Before he loved Ren, he loved Ren's mom. Bella was his everything, but it was really you all along, he explains. Isn't that romantic?
Ren knows enough of the world to understand something is wrong.
But everyone loves Ren in the cult she was born into.
vampire oc who enjoys roleplaying as his vampire oc in forums online
he finally meets the middle aged housewife who is his long-term writing partner in person and they fall in love so it’s a romance between an eternally 25 6’3” 400 year old German vampire who learned modern slang online and his now wife, an eternally 50 year old stereotypical Minnesotan mother of 5 who he treats like a goddess (he ate her lazy, entitled first husband)
he comes into the room after eating her husband and is like “It Is Done” and she’s like “oh sweetie, you’re such a messy eater 🥰” before licking her thumb and wiping blood off the corner of his mouth
her eldest daughter returns from college to find her mother is more spry and happy and energetic than she has been in years and has to awkwardly sit across from her new stepdad who looks the same age as her. she notices her mother and stepfather refusing to eat any of the Minnesotan culinary delights her mother has prepared. she says nothing. she likes seeing her mother happy. even if her stepdad is weird and quiet.
after the kids mature, the vampire and his bride go on a world tour. they’re at every luxurious spot in America and then back to continental Europe. the odd couple. the striking young man who looks like a model and his wife, a very normal looking woman who is twice his age with a strong midwestern accent. more in love than any two people anyone has ever seen.
oh! and they still write their vampire OCs together. they publish their joint authored bodice-ripper vampire romance novels for money.
vampire oc who enjoys roleplaying as his vampire oc in forums online
he finally meets the middle aged housewife who is his long-term writing partner in person and they fall in love so it’s a romance between an eternally 25 6’3” 400 year old German vampire who learned modern slang online and his now wife, an eternally 50 year old stereotypical Minnesotan mother of 5 who he treats like a goddess (he ate her lazy, entitled first husband)
he comes into the room after eating her husband and is like “It Is Done” and she’s like “oh sweetie, you’re such a messy eater 🥰” before licking her thumb and wiping blood off the corner of his mouth
her eldest daughter returns from college to find her mother is more spry and happy and energetic than she has been in years and has to awkwardly sit across from her new stepdad who looks the same age as her. she notices her mother and stepfather refusing to eat any of the Minnesotan culinary delights her mother has prepared. she says nothing. she likes seeing her mother happy. even if her stepdad is weird and quiet.
after the kids mature, the vampire and his bride go on a world tour. they’re at every luxurious spot in America and then back to continental Europe. the odd couple. the striking young man who looks like a model and his wife, a very normal looking woman who is twice his age with a strong midwestern accent. more in love than any two people anyone has ever seen.
oh! and they still write their vampire OCs together. they publish their joint authored bodice-ripper vampire romance novels for money.
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
This is what we mean when we say the gender binary is rooted in colonialism and violence btw
Just imagining Leah and Seth slaving away for hours trying to recreate Harry's fish fry perfectly for Sue's first birthday without Harry, trying to create some part of him to be part of their mother's birthay
boy howdy Eclipse was really something huh
Lmao why is Angela on brand though 😂
Credit to this user they are hilarious 😂
The Cullen’s and Bella’s book heights for whatever reason
Bella is 5’4
Edward is 6’2
Alice is 4’10
Jasper is 6’3
Rosalie is 5’7
Emmett is 6’5
Carlisle is also 6’2
Esme is 5’6

i wish we had seen more done with the symbol of Bella Swan as the lamb. Edward got his "lion & the lamb" scene. i wish there was a point where Bella was reflecting on this with Jacob.
"the wolf & the lamb." how sick it is that the lamb always finds herself in the company of predators. how beautiful it is that the lamb has the courage & tenacity to seek them out.
"the wolf & the lamb." how wise it is that the little lamb who the lion teased for being so delicate uses her softness to cozy up to the warmth of yet another natural-born predator.
"the wolf & the lamb." the lamb has left the flock only to be abandoned by the pride; now, here is the lamb running with the pack as if her claws are just as sharp & her canines sink just as deep.
here is Bella Swan, the "wolf in lamb's clothing."
@the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis:
HOW FAR ARE YOU WILLING TO GO TO LOVE A MONSTER?
HOW FAR ARE YOU WILLING TO GO TO LOVE A MONSTER IF THE MONSTER IS YOU?
Competent Nandor is a sight to behold. He's the one who knew why Guillermo struggled to become a vampire. He's the one who knew how to fully turn him. He knew Guillermo was not ready for all being a vampire entailed and how to rescue him from it. Guess Nandor was right in the Roast. He really is the one who knows Guillermo the best.
Twilight Superlatives: Most Popular
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Lauren Mallory
Jacob Black
Mike Newton
Seth Clearwater
Bella Swan
Benjamin of the Egyptian coven
Carlisle Cullen
Garrett
Raoul (from Bree Tanner, minor power to draw people to him)
Chelsea and/or Aro using Chelsea's power
Jessica Stanley
Other?
Not your or fandom's favorite, but who the other characters seem to like the most, which is why some fan favorites aren't on here (we all LOVE Leah, but she wouldn't be winning a 'most popular' vote among her fellow characters because they and their author don't appreciate her).
