me when I pull up to Hawkins, Indiana, and the first thing I do:
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me when I pull up to Hawkins, Indiana, and the first thing I do:
HOT TAKES ALLOWED
Who is the worst member of the Losers Club (2017 ver. probably ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )
William Denbrough
Stanley Uris
Edward Kasprak
Richard Tozier
Ben Hanscom
Beverly Marsh
Micheal Hanlon
don't worry abt me using no nicknames for literally no reason
Bill: hey, I’m 40 years old I don’t get crushes
Mike, passing: hey Bill!
Bill, visibly flustered: h-hey Mikey
Bev, chugging vodka: for the love of god
ok i just started reading IT for the first time and i’m crying because wh,,,,, “The boy in the yellow slicker was George Denbrough. He was six. His brother, William, known to most of the kids at Derry Elementary School (and even to the teachers, who would never have used the nickname to his face) as Stuttering Bill,”
i’m crying becuase,,,, fucking,,,, b-billiam
this is the first fucking page i’m crying
i’m not bill,,, i didn’t Fucking Stutter
creds to @mikesoveralls !
~Stenbranlon
A Very Late Third Chapter (Reddie College AU)
Richie really wished he’d just stayed home to watch movies with Stan the Man right about now. Sitting on Eddie’s couch with Sonia Kaspbrak and his best friend’s girlfriend and trying to convince them he wasn’t gay for Eddie (while his friend was sleeping and hacking up a lung in the other room, of course) was probably the least amusing way he could think of to spend a weekend.
He didn’t know how they’d got it into their heads that he was coercing Eddie into cheating on Myra. He guessed maybe it was just Sonia trying to figure out a way to knock him down, as usual. He knew she didn’t like him. He thought it was bullshit though. Even if he did have something going for the little hypochondriac, there was no way in hell he’d ever try to convince Eddie to cheat with him! Richard Tozier was a lot of things, but he wasn’t a homewrecker. And Edward Kaspbrak was a lot of things, but Richie knew he wasn’t a cheater. He was too good for that.
Richie stared down at the floor while the two women talked and yelled and whined, his eyes twitching slightly behind the thick coke bottle glasses perched on his nose. Sonia’s voice grated on his nerves. He didn’t know how Eddie didn’t lose his shit on this woman on a constant basis.
“… And another thing! My Eddie never would have gotten sick like this if it weren’t for you and your pack of dirty mongrels! You know he has a weak immune system, yet you keep convincing him to go out with you! You are a selfish child, leading my boy on like this…” Myra nodded in agreement with every word, dabbing at her teary eyes with a handkerchief.
Oh my god, he’s seriously going to lose it. He’d been trying to keep calm and stay quiet for Eddie’s sake, but he really just couldn’t take it anymore.
“Look, sweetheart,” Richie began, his lips pressed into a thin line, “I’m not fucking around with Eddie. I know you think I’m this horny kid with all the diseases in the world and a weird obsession with your son… And you’re kind of right.” He doesn’t really control what comes out of his mouth, does he? “But I’m not leading him on, and I’d never voluntarily force Eddie into anything. Hell, if he told me he wanted to stop being friends, I would’a said ‘see ya sucker’ and left a long time ago. I’m an idiot, and I’m totally an asshole. No dispute there. But I’m also Eddie’s friend, and I’m gonna keep being his friend until he tells me himself to fuck right off. Also, you look like what would happen if Daffy Duck fucked a clown. Have a nice day.”
Well, he probably would never see Eddie again. It was freeing though, finally being able to say what had been on his mind for years now. He was tired of people telling him he was at fault for shit he had no control over. He walked out, leaving Sonia Kaspbrak and Myra staring at him in disbelief. Take that, bitches. He’d call Eddie later to explain. Right now he just wanted to get shitfaced and play Uno with Stan and his boyfriend, and that was exactly what he was going to do.
Oof, I’m so sorry this was so late guys. Life got super crazy super quick. I’m still updating this though <3 I love you all. Thank you so, so much for all the nice comments and reblogs and tag requests. Your support means the world to me! I love you babes.
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~Bill in blue