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Bill: Don't you think you're overreacting?

Wirt, literally digging his own grave: Well I think you're underreacting.

Rev!Wirt: *burns his hand* AGGGH It hurts!

Rev!Wirt: *puts hand on Will's heart* Ahh nice and cold...

Will:

"Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad choices."

-Will, to Rev!Wirt

Wirt: Screw that guy!

Bill: Yeah!

Wirt: You're a terrible influence.

Bill: You need me.

Rev!Wirt: What if we kidnap Paz and tie her up until Mabel wins?

Will: Now what have we told you about kidnapping.

Rev!Wirt: It's Illegal and Rude.

Rev!Wirt: I'd walk through fire for you.

Rev!Wirt: Well, not fire, that's dangerous. Probably a really humid room.

Rev!Wirt: But not too humid, cause, my hair.

Will: So comforting

Will: Wirt.

Rev!Wirt: Yeah?

Will: I love you.... But please shut up.

Rev!Wirt: That's fair.

Wirt: What is your problem? Does seeing me fail make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?

Bill: It does, 100%

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