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Rev!Wirt: …and then I jumped off the roof unscathed!

Will: You’re bleeding in so many places.

Rev!Wirt: I’m a little bit scathed.

Will: Sorry I'm late.

Rev!Wirt: What happened?

Will:: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.

Rev!Wirt: What if we kidnap Paz and tie her up until Mabel wins?

Will: Now what have we told you about kidnapping.

Rev!Wirt: It's Illegal and Rude.

Rev!Wirt: I'd walk through fire for you.

Rev!Wirt: Well, not fire, that's dangerous. Probably a really humid room.

Rev!Wirt: But not too humid, cause, my hair.

Will: So comforting

Rev!Wirt: Anyone under 5'7 has gotta stop talking about fighting people. What're you gonna do, headbutt me in the nipples?

Will: Say goodbye to your fucking kneecaps, asshole.

Rev!Wirt: So, how's the most beautiful guy in the world?

Will, without looking up: I dunno, how are you?

Rev!Wirt, voice cracking: Fine

Rev!Wirt: What's your worst fear?

Will: Being alone.

Rev!Wirt: Whoa that's deep.

Rev!Wirt: Mine is the kool-aid man but I feel pretty stupid about it now.

Will: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

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