shaming rich bland men doing the met gala in equally bland suits didn’t yield that many results so now we gotta reverse engineer ngl. @ female / gay / poc / native / androgynous celebrities you are doing too much. colman domingo baby, i love what you wear, but you cannot lift all of this on your own. rihanna, zendaya, hunter, anne, lewis, janelle, anya, billy porter. please. throw on the most basic tux and call it a day. no one will be able to hate you for it because you’d all look fantastic even in a potato sack but we have to beat them with their own methods. show up in pjs, let bad bunny carry this total mess and have everyone else flop by not giving them your shine and labor because why are we still doing this. stylists. craftspeople. gaga, benito, eilish: shut this thing down. we need to make this a gays and gals only pride parade and reclaim the meaning of fashion - i mean hudson and connor attend so we’re halfway there to make this a heated rivalry party already - with regular people mingling and vibe-checked allies only (stanley tucci will be the judge at the door and he is straight my friends it can be done!). finally, quannah chasinghorse: you’re better than all of it. fashion is big money and nothing beats that apparently but we need indigenous rights and safety now.
