Langley teaching her Bimbo wife how to shoot a gun even though the very concept of teaching one of Bimbo wives how to use a weapon is terrifying. Chief shows concerns when Langley brings her wife down to the shooting range, but Langley brushes her off and goes “My wife will be an excellent sharpshooter, you’ll see. I’ll teach her everything she needs to know to protect herself instead or relying on others.”
Langley is insanely protective over her Bimbo, but while women like Eirene and Anne fuss over their wives and treat them like dolls, Langley figures that you should at least know how to arm yourself in case she isn’t there with you (but that’s pretty rare because she always has an eye on you). Now you are one of the best sharpshooters in the Bureau and although your intelligence is on the same level as a brick, your hands instinctively know how to aim and fire with computer-like precision. Langley is so proud <3
“Oopses. I think I accidentally shot their neck.”
“That was their head, rookie.”
“Oh hehe silly me.”
Meanwhile, while Langley pulls you in for a rewarding kiss, Chief gawks in silence as you literally just obliterated the enemy’s skull like it was second nature. And then just giggled like you accidentally stepped on an ant.
I knowww most of the cunning characters in twst would love a bimbo!Yuu. Jade, Azul, Ruggie... Jamil too even if he doesn't want to admit it, he wants to take advantage of her naivete so bad~ she really doesn't know better and there's nothing more these guys would love than to guide her to what's better for her, and sometimes that's sex with them but it's okay because it's for her own good, she just doesn't understand that's exactly what her body needs, isn't it great your good friend cares so much that he's willing to help? Better show them how grateful you are while you're at it too
Hello Alice... Ahh... I'm a big fan. Like playing stupid for fun and teasing them to see how they'll react. Or being naive on purpose and agreeing to sex because it sounds like so much fun!!~!! I think Ruggie would jump on the opportunity first if he could. Human girls are way more fun than hyena girls!! Ruggie is sick of getting pushed around and looking scrawny. You'll think he's cool... And he has some super fun anatomy too!!~!! Jamil is actually a super fun choice actually..? I can imagine he pretends to be annoyed by someone who's brainless but he finds it strangely endearing. He has a kink for being in charge so I'm sure he could get you to do whatever he wanted without the use of magic. He'll teach you all sorts of wonderful things if you spread your legs for a while.
Honestly I can see a Bimbo!Yuu/MC/Reader being popular on campus. Even without sex. Having a hyper fem to gawk at is new and exciting for most guys at an all boys school. She has scented lip gloss... And perfumes and body glitter... And she puts on all that mascara and eyeliner and eyeshadow that makes her eyes look big and cute... And she smells super good when she walks by.
In all honesty... Maybe some of them would be intimidated to talk to her. Even if she is friendly and a little slutty. Women who are comfortable with their sexuality are scary... Something most guys only see in pornos and magazines...
Sometimes we just need a yandere with a dumb reader, Like the reader is so dumb that they are somehow able to escape the yandere without a clue that they have one.
For example -
Yandere kidnaps the reader and locks them in a room. They come back home to find that the reader is gone and that they left a note, " I'm going to get some chips - see you next time buddy ;)."
Yandere tries to gaslight, girl boss, gatekeep the reader but their skull is so thick that they can see through it.
Yandere kidnapping his darling and they ask if they can get some ice cream on the way.
I’d luv to see a Daya x Bosco sickfic (or honestly any pairing sickfic) if ur feeling up to it! I’m sick as well right now and am craving the comfort. Also hope you feel better soon! x
by the time i finished it, i'm pretty much better (though this cough is a fuckin pain) but thanks anon :)) (I decided to just post it in answer to this ask bc it's easier)
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Bosco groaned, feeling the ache in her bones as someone kept knocking at her door. Who the hell needed them this badly?
They tried to ignore it, rolling over to go back to sleep as it continued. She seriously considered throwing something at the door before begrudgingly getting up to open it when the knocking got softer.
The anger simmering inside of her settled down when she saw Daya in front of her. The blonde looked at her somewhat concerned, reaching to grab her hand without a word.
“What?” They grumbled though they couldn’t stop a small smile from tugging at their lips when Daya squeezed their hand, a wordless way of showing her affection.
“You weren’t in class today, I missed you.” Another squeeze, the concern in the blonde’s voice left Bosco feeling guilty, cursing herself for ignoring her alarm in favour of more sleep that morning.
“Shit.” Checking the time made them realise how fucked they truly were. It was now 2 pm and they’d missed all their classes for the day bar one in an hour. God damn it they were screwed.
“You look more pale than usual, are you alright?” Bosco grimaced as Daya started prodding around her face. She placed her hand on their forehead and frowned at the result, Bosco’s stomach churned as she looked at them with pleading eyes and a slight frown. She knew what she was doing but seeing Daya so concerned did weaken their resolve a bit.
“Stop looking at me like that, I’m fine.” They shifted their eyes to the floor to avoid Daya’s stare, though her hand went to grab one of Bosco’s and squeeze it again, gently rubbing her thumb over the back of it.
“You have a fever, you’re not fine.” Though she didn’t particularly want to look up, Bosco could hear the insistence in her voice and knew this was a losing battle. Despite that she still didn’t want to admit weakness, she’d be fine and could just power through it.
“No I don’t, I was just tired.”
“Bosco!” Daya’s voice got a little louder, watching the black-haired girl wince at the change in volume, she would have felt bad had that not proved her point even more.
“Daya.” They deadpanned, though letting Daya pull them in for a hug, melting into the warmth of their girlfriend with a low hum of pleasure.
“Would you at least let me take your temperature?” She softened her tone, stroking Bosco’s hair as they leaned into her shoulder.
“If it’ll get you off my back, then yes.” They just sighed, letting Daya tug them back into their room and watching her root around their drawer for the thermometer.
“If I had to guess I think you’ve got a fever of like 100.3 or something.”
“That’s oddly specific but okay if you say so.”
Bosco slouched as she sat back down on her bed, letting Daya lead her to get her to stop fussing so much. Daya kissed her forehead as she motioned for them to open their mouth so she could stick the thermometer in, letting out a slight groan as it let out a shrill beep to signal it was done. Daya looked at it, her expression shifting from gentle concern to a mildly annoyed frown.
“Why do you have to be so stubborn.” She spoke up, showing the screen to Bosco that read 100.3 exactly. Why did she have to be right this time?
“Because it’s fun.” She deadpanned, though Daya’s unamused look pierced through her, making her stomach churn with guilt.
“You’re lucky you’re pretty, I don’t know how I put up with you.”
“Cause you love me.” Bosco poked Daya’s cheek with a bashful grin as the taller girl shot her a loving look.
Daya hummed in agreement, pulling Bosco back into her arms and peppering kisses over their faces. They squirmed slightly, grumbling about the sheer amount of affection before Daya pulled them to lie down and pulled the duvet up over them.
“Have you eaten?”
“Babe, I just woke up.”
“Okay, I’m going to go get you some food and some medicine, just rest until I get back.
“I don’t think I’m going to be going anywhere.” Bosco rolled over, their words muffled by their face pressed into their pillow in a way that made Daya chuckle.
Daya grabbed the keys from Bosco’s cabinet, kissing the top of her head before leaving for the cafeteria and leaving Bosco alone with her thoughts.
Her mind ran, wondering how Daya had managed to exactly guess her temperature or how she’d completely flipped into caretaker mode when she realised they were sick. It was cute, how concerned she looked. Though if they commented on it, she would bashfully smile in that intoxicating way that always melted through Bosco.
Thinking about her was helping, they pulled the dinosaur she’d given them a while ago into their arms and let their eyes fall shut with their thoughts full of her stupidly cute face.
God damn it, they were in deep.
Bosco could feel her brain turning to mush, melting into her bed by the second and never wanting to leave the warmth of it, though the door creaked back open just as she was about to doze off. She let out a tired grunt, getting a laugh out of Daya in the process.
“Did I wake you up?” The blonde teased, gently prodding her girlfriend and getting another groan in response.
“No, I was just falling asleep.”
“Well, I got you a Dr Pepper.”
“You’re the best, you know that?” Bosco perked up, pushing herself to be sitting up and making grabby hands at the bottle. Daya couldn’t help but chuckle seeing this side of her, giving Bosco the drink and passing over a takeout container full of pasta.
“I do now, I thought you’d want this too.”
Bosco’s face said all she needed to, turning to face Daya with a content smile. Her blue eyes shimmered with adoration, grabbing Daya’s hand with her own and squeezing it to say what she didn’t have the energy to.
“I love you too, now have something to eat.”
Daya watched over Bosco as they slowly made their way through the pasta, making sure she took some painkillers and ate enough before letting them fall back asleep.
“Mmm, I can’t sleep without you. It’s too cold.” Bosco grabbed at the taller girl, letting out a quiet whine when she was out of reach and leaving her hands out until Daya came closer.
“Okay then, anything for you baby.” Daya leant down, a small smile tugging at her lips as Bosco nestled up against her and pulled her under the sheets and into their bed with them. A sick Bosco wasn’t exactly easy to handle though Daya felt a pull inside of her to take care of them, watching over every little movement they made and making sure Bosco would feel better quickly.
And by the way she was constantly begging to be held, she wasn’t going to be moving for a while.
Cameras set, plenty of junkfood for her latest cutie, and her famous purple puma print lingerie. Ann was ready for another little video, the lucky studmuffin for this performance was more muffin than stud, but all the same she wanted him and wanted to show her guest like, a good time!
The cameras were positioned at several angles around the bed, even one positioned above the bed looking down for a bird’s eye view, turns out someone so stacked and bubbly got plenty of love and monetary compensation for her cumsluttery online.
Idly spreading herself on her bed and making a few coos, she was ready to service this Fujisaki sweetie, and she knew she’d hear someone that heavy and handsome coming easy. But like, she was getting totes impatient! So what if it was still a half hour until when they agreed on? She was wet, ready and Bee Oh arr Ee Dee! Bored~!
I imaged when Cabernet get food poison, the only thing she eat is reader soul and cunt (or breasts milk if reader have)
Like not touching any food except that
Cabernet literally cannot stomach anything else. Not even her precious grapes give her the appetite that she lost. I imagine when it’s meal time, Cabernet makes a needy grasping motion towards your tits and you just sigh and comply. Looks like she wants to eat from your tits for lunch, so you pop open the buttons of your shirt and let her go to town. Sometimes she’ll let you know in advance where she wants to eat from, and it goes a little like this:
Bimbo Reader: Okay Cabby, where do you want to eat for dinner?
Cabernet, looking sickly pale in bed but with a weak smile on her face: Your…Your cunt, my love. Please give me your cunt.
Bimbo Reader: But you had that for lunch already.
Cabernet: I want it again…please.
She acts like she’ll die without your cunt/tits in her mouth, she’s so dramatic. Also, aside from eating your cum or breast milk, she also takes the opportunity to extract your soul from the body part she’s eating from, so it makes you extra sensitive. When you orgasm, two things enter Cabernet’s mouth at once; your sweet cum, and a fragment of your soul that makes Cabernet’s eyes light up despite being sick. Your body truly is Cabernet’s medicine <3
lol now I’m imagining Cabernet’s bimbo wife with a hyperknowlage in fish/food holding cabby’s hair back as she reches and just keeps repeating “I TOLD you not to eat it but you didn’t want to listen to me and now your paying the consequences!”
CW: Talk of food poisoning and a brief mention of puking
LMAOOO OH MY BABY 😭😭
Poor Cabernet is reaping what she sowed all because her hunger overtook any logic you told her. She looks so pitiful, groaning as she reches into the toilet, hoping that all of the pufferfish is out of her system because this sucked. “I’m sorry…my dear…” she weakly murmurs, clearly fatigued. “I won’t eat it again.”
“For sure you won’t,” and for once, Cabernet’s Bimbo is the smart one, helping Cabernet back to bed so that she may rest until the food poisoning is over. “That chef…that foul chef. 3-Star Michelin rating my ass…” Cabernet rarely ever swore, but in this case it was justified. “I’m going to sue them greatly for this.”
“Okay, let’s get you back to bed, love…” and Cabernet’s wife carefully eases her back in and wipes her face with a wet napkin. I imagine that because Cabernet has food poisoning, she has a lack of appetite which is surprising for her. The only thing she can stomach is the taste of her wife’s sweet, soft soul, so expect for your soul to be drained a lot more while this is going on 😅
In her state of exhaustion and pain, I can imagine Cabernet needily tugging on her wife’s shirt so that she may expose her neck to her for feeding. She’s so cute, letting out a whine like a baby asking for milk. GOSH I LOVE HER SMMMM
