oighjgh you mentioning pussy slapping with floyd…i immediately thought of squirting while he does it, maybe its the first time its happened, first time he is seeing it happen and i think it wpuld only encourage him to do it more…maybe even be rougher with it.
floyd can slap my pussy til its completely red and it hurts idc
Hello Alice! Oh I’m happy my Floyd pussy slapping has reached you. I’m gonna break character a little… Based on this post!
tags: Floyd Leech x fem!reader, slap slap!, squirting n stuff
Okay sooooo this is my time to shine because I rarely discuss Floyd BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE JUST GAF ABOUT AZUL AND JADE BOOOOOO PICK SOMEONE ELSE!!!!
But imagine dating Floyd! He’s actually very sweet he’s not the big scary guy everyone makes him out to be. He kisses you and sometimes nips your cheek because you’re his cute little Shrimp! But you won’t be his shrimp forever at some point he uses your name because he loves you.
When it comes to sex that’s when he’s way different he’s actually Mr. Big Meanie. His legs are very long and yours aren’t. And he loves holding you and feeling you against him. It starts with a makeout and clothes start to strip away there’s no need to wear them it’s just you two. And you’re kinda nervous but Floyd is like don’t worry we’ll just touch first.
He might get bored with penetration and foreplay looks like fun when he sees it in videos! Trust.
He has you in his lap with your back against his chest. Your legs over his and he spreads them using his own. And it’s a little embarrassing having Floyd split you open but you get used to it fast when he starts touching you. His fingers are long and slender and he’s teasing your clit he slips two fingers inside and keeps a steady pace until suddenly; SWAT!!!
And it makes you yelp because Floyd what the fuck!!!!! But also it felt good… And your pussy stings and he does it again and again. And your thighs are trembling and you’re getting wet.. Slick leaking all over and getting onto the bed and his hands…. And he’s teasing you by mumbling in your ear about how you like when he slaps you around like a slut… But you’re not a slut….. That’s not true….
But you make no effort to stop him as he fingers you roughly and abuses your pussy… He’s so mean all of a sudden and he’s laughing about it… You warn him that you’re going to cum… And he wants you to cum! He wants you to feel good because that’s the point! But his usually droopy eyes widen when you try to squirm away and you start to squirt…
It’s a clear stream of sweet juices and Floyd quickly starts to stimulate your clit. He wants to see how much he can get out of you. He wants you to scream and cry and cum all over the room. He didn’t know human girls could do that… He’s never seen that before… Will you squirt on his cock next?!
If it’s too much for you he will reel it back and kiss you a lot and pepper your face with kisses. He’s sorry he didn’t mean to pick on you… You’re so cute and small and easy to torment… And your pussy deserves to be abused have you seen that thing? He has and he thinks it should be played with all the time! Find it in your heart to forgive him..?
thoughts on facesitting? And which characters do you think are best suited for this type of kink
its ok if u want to ignore this!!!
Face sitting... It's not something I personally write too often! Just because it doesn't really come to mind! And don't worry, I would never ignore such a stimulating question... How could I?! Let's discuss...
tags: Idia Shroud, Silver Vanrouge, Ruggie Bucchi, face sitting, don't worry he can breathe
You know me, I will find every excuse under the sun to involve Ruggie in some shit that doesn't really involve him. For this lil yap post I honestly told myself "Tbh a lot of the guys would want you to sit on their face" but Idia, Silver, and Ruggie would be my top three and ranked exactly that way.
Mr. Shroud, CEO of Idia Incorporated, what a lazy fuck. Literally. Idia doesn't believe in anything that requires more effort than necessary if it takes him away from work. Especially sex. It’s not that he’s asexual but he can find better ways to spend his time than throwing you around in the sheets. However… There are rare times when he finds himself with free time. And he wants to use it to relax.
Maybe some of his snarky comments pissed you off. Maybe you trying to argue back pissed him off. You telling him he’s an asshole like he didn’t make it obvious from day one. Allow him to apologize. You will won’t you? You have a heart in there somewhere right?! Kidding… He lays back and he’s hard. Oh no he’s not offering a 69 situation he wants you to ride his face. You can finish watching that show you like. Or work on your virtual town while he eats you out. This is for his pleasure not just yours. When you do sit down with your thighs hugging his face, there do you finally discover how long his tongue actually is. Dragging against your entrance slipping inside, and when he nips you with those sharp teeth… You can’t help but to whine in pleasure…
Little Vanrouge Silver is honestly such a sweetheart and very earnest to. A real boyfriend out of the three listed here… He comes to you with a stoic expression and eyes filled with determination. He wants to make you happy and to feel loved and wanted. So he’s going to learn more about relationships! One day he stumbles across a book his father owns and reads through a very special scene. Fascinating… He needs to tell you about what he found!
He gets you in bed and lays back. That same look of determination as he looks at you expectantly. “Well, are you going to sit down? Please make yourself comfortable.” Obviously he means his face as the chair. He’s a wild man who grew up with wolves and bears he doesn’t have a good grasp on delicacy. When you do sit down it’s like he’s dead set on trying to get you to scream. Silver is very strong you forget that sometimes. He’s pulling you down. Wrapping his arms around you just so he can keep eating you from below. The sounds are so intense and erotic it makes you dizzy…
Moneybags Bucchi, oh Ruggie, my favorite sleaze knows everything there is to know about your body. He wants to touch here and there, and he wants you to be twitching and spasming afterwards. He never really took face sitting into consideration just because hyena women are bigger than him and it was a little intimidating in theory. But he watches porn and he sees hyena guys getting it on that way. Maybe it’s not so bad and he’s just being a chicken…
He is very subtle and great at dropping hints to gauge a reaction from you. Ruggie slides in close before asking if you want to try something new. No pressure! His tail is already flicking in excitement. Not only does he get to give his hips a break but he also gets rewarded for it! Why didn’t he lock in sooner?! When the time comes for you to take a seat he’s giggling to himself. You’re embarrassed by his enthusiasm but he assures you he’s just excited. Ruggie is a beastman so his tongue has small hooks that can feel coarse and he produces saliva that can leave a waxy or sticky residue. Like an adhesive! So when he’s going to town down there you can’t help but to start humping his face. The extra stimuli feels insane on your body and you just started…
I'm a little shy so bear with me! But... Where does Rook like to come during intercourse? It's hard to tell with him.
Hello Alice. There's no need to be shy! But, thank you for being so brave and asking such an exhilarating question!! The usual response is "Creampie!" but that's very... Boring... If I may...
tags: Rook Hunt x gn!reader, cumming!
I feel like I don't actually talk about Rook unless it's related to my one fanfic. So I'm very happy to chat about him like this hehe!~!
Rook tries to be tidy with his cum but also he is the second closest to a caveman with the sole contender being Silver. But that's for another day. I am actually a Rook condom truther. Just because he doesn't want to sully your beautiful and lovely hole with his yucky cum... And mentally he knows what kind of person he is if he sees you leaking he'll want to keep going. This is for your safety!
If you ask him to do what he likes... Honestly I am a fan of Rook facials. He gets shivery and whiny when you suck him off or touch his cock but when you sit on your knees and let him take photos he gets even more excited! You can see his face turning red, his chest heaving, he makes even more precum than usual as it drips all over your face. If you stick your tongue out it's a final straw. What turns Rook on the most is knowing you want him as much as he wants you.
Cumming all over your face, struggling to avoid your hair... It's actually pretty sweet since he's been eating a lot of fruit in Pomfiore. Tasty! If you dislike the facials he wants to cum all over your chest next. Your nipples look so nice when they're coated in his semen. His dick looks so big when it rests on your chest...
But if we do a full circle back to the condom thing... You could always offer to have sex raw. Rook is a very simple man and he has a special way of declining. Lots of sweet words and bargaining "Oh but you may not like it!" and things like that. He's doing it for you but also the most natural state and most intimate form of sex really is raw. Being connected entirely where he gets to hold you and fill you...
You remember immediately that he used to be in Savanaclaw. You would have mistaken him for an animal in rut if not for him laying in bed next to you covering his face with his hands... Rook is actually pretty sheepish about that. He never loses his cool and now you know what he likes... Forgive him... Let him make it up to you...
Thoughts on pocket pussies, and who would use them while secretly thinking of us?
Hello Alice. Don't get me started... Too late I'm riled up. Oh my god. Ohhhhh... That's such a fantastic question. Once again to all my Alice; you guys are on fire. Is this the magic of Summer? Pride Month? After Exam Season High? A secret fourth thing?! I will offer my two cents... And I'll even be honest... May I?
tags: Azul Ashengrotto x gn!reader, reader is Yuu, I just can't help myself
As amazing as it would be to include literally every guy, that's too big of a task. So, I will give you Azul for today. Are you shocked? Sometimes I think of him and how he would react to sex.
Azul to me wouldn't be someone who's well versed in the world of masturbation. As he is someone who isn't very sturdy on two legs. Azul does eventually discover the wonders of the humble fleshlight. I like to think that he ordered one custom to your skintone as well. He has the money to spend. It's an amazing sight. The soft silicone folds aren't something that could ever compare to the real thing but he can't help but to taste it once he opens it fresh from the box.
The plastic taste makes him frown but in time it'll have the soapy fresh flavor and hints of salt from his skin and saliva. I think he definitely makes out with it, wishing it was your pussy instead. But he's already fucked up his potential relationship with you after taking Ramshackle. He knows you're still mad at him but he can mend things. He's still getting all his best cards in hand.
He likes to pretend it's real sex. He has photos of you saved to his phone thanks to Jade and some under the table payment to Rook. He coats it in clear lube, pushing it deep inside to let it leak and drip almost like a genuine hole. And sliding it over his cock makes his hips buck in delight. His glasses start sliding down the bridge of his nose and his face has gotten so hot and flushed he can't think straight.
It's reached a point of animalism where he wishes he had confidence to have sex in his merform. He wants to wrap you up in his tentacles and mate with you. But this silicone pussy is good enough for now.
The inside isn't hot enough. There's no subtle scratch of hair against his balls. It's not real enough. It's not enough.
The next day he starts frowning and pouting. Scrolling through his phone as Floyd peeks over feeling nosey. Azul had once again cracked the plastic shell on his fleshlight due to stress, anger, and a fantastic orgasm. He's stronger than people realize and he can't help but to mask that to appear less intimidating physically. Floyd just snickers behind him and hopes that Azul finds something sturdier. Or, maybe this is the octopi's chance to finally ask you out.
Im really curious about how it was like for the octatrio guys to go through a erection once they took the human form to go to nrc
Azul does have more than one heart, like would he get hard more often in random situations? poor Azul
But i do see the twins liking it since they're already perverts
In their original bodies, would their dih be retracted inside? It must be funny for them in this new body their thingy just kinda go up I think they would like to experiment on it since they are somewhat curious about the human body (i think Azul would be too ashamed to admit he does it too)
Gonna be honest and say Floyd and Jade prob have watched human porn but i don't see them actually liking porn.
PLS GET MY VISION! Floyd liking more his own imagination than fake ass porns and Jade being a erotica reader? (Floyd can too be a casual reader of these since he does like reading but i don't see him getting really interested in it. Oh! and Rook is in the erotica reader boat too but hes def a freak he must have read a ton of them) but in anyway they want the real thing!!
Sorry not sorry but i kinda wanna see them jerking it
Floyd masturbating must be so cute....
dawg just dumped alot of shit (;;;・_・)
Hello Alice. Hang awwwwnnnn I can pick up what you're putting down... Let's party below the divider since I have a lot to say...
Honestly this is something I love when it comes to developing a character because that is such a great question ughhh I kiss your wrinkles on your brain they are so wonderful. And never fear info dumping deadass I love to chat even if it's stuff like this because that means I get to YAAAPPP!!
Okay SO as stated in canon they spend a month at a human bootcamp learning to walk and move and use cutlery as humans do. This also includes putting on clothes and showering. Riveting stuff. Oh yeah. So I think once free from bootcamp and really in school did they start learning about 'mating' when it comes to humans.
The fact they all have a dick that is constantly exposed didn't bother them at first until they all made friends with humans on their own. "What's a boner? Does this thing have a bone?" Some mammals have penis bones so they're having a real genius hour thinking they cracked the case on human slang.
And now, for some separate discussions;
Azul Ashengrotto
Well yes he has more than one heart and he's the only person who always has his dick out and hanging free as an octopus. Putting on pants feels strange but it does help him with his balance to have 5 legs (arms?) instead of his usual stuff. But his phallus isn't as long as it usually would be... How embarrassing... Azul takes the most initiative when it comes to research and pleasure.
He isn't really jumping to start pumping but he would like to try. He has a lot of body dysmorphia in his octo form and if he can get away with intimacy ONLY as a human then so be it. He tries watching porn but he doesn't really get it at first. It's beyond his understanding. He's seen a male body, but not a female body... He'll figure it out as he goes... His study sessions usually go pretty well. The first time he get's erect he's sitting at his desk watching porn and he looks for a 'tutorial'. And among the sea of solos and guided masturbation does he find what he needs... How cute!~!
Jade Leech
Body wise, I am a firm believer in the cloaca on our slimy eels because we do see them in model as fish and you know... It's smooth... And as humans they are confirmed to have nipples so... Using context clues it would make sense if they had an opening for their cocks. They can't swim around with it wiggling out! That's indecent! They were raised with manners! Jade does like the sensation of pants though. He feels secure... He no longer has a cloaca so he is anxious about free balling... What if something happens to him in his sleep..?
Jade does not strike me as a visual learner when it comes to porn but also I think he would like hentai. Shocking I know but hear me out... Jade shows interest in exploring his surroundings. He also owns a cute mascot shirt that was a gift and he does like cute things! This can be seen in his hair pins he owns they're so cute... I think if he discovered a hentai manga he would be over the moon. Oh Great Seven sex with a human looks so fun! He will be disappointed when it's time for the real thing...
Floyd Leech
Doing my best not to play favorites right now however I am devastatingly easy to read. Floyd isn't very modest he doesn't really care for wearing pants but also not having a cloaca to store his dick in feels strange. He doesn't like feeling exposed! Boo! But he is the first to discover the wonders of the erection. He needs more stimuli than they do and one day he was checking himself out and feeling himself all over and suddenly there it was! He did keep it a secret though he couldn't bring himself to mention something like this to Jade or Azul. But sometimes he giggles to himself thinking about how smart he is... His special secret because those two dumbfucks haven't figured it out hehe~
Porn wise I think... Me personally I can see him watching about thirty seconds before getting bored. It can be very stale since most porn is copy and paste concept wise. He needs some pizzaz! Something with a real wow factor! But that stuff is locked behind a paywall and Ace informed him that paying for porn makes you a loser and Floyd Leech is not a loser. Using his imagination takes him to a lot of places but he will use porn as a reference. He might peek at a hentai manga if it looks good to him. Even then he gets bored because all the characters are again just copy and paste... Thankfully he has a little crush on someone... So I hope they don't mind being his fap material... Not that they have a say so anyway...
In Conclusion
I do agree that's something they wouldn't discuss at mermen bootcamp. Just because those who come on land with a permit aren't really expected to have sex while they're here. But you can't tell me Georgina and her husband haven't tried it at least once or twice... Human porn doesn't typically appeal to mermen but it is interesting. It's like watching a nature documentary and trying to recreate it now that they're physically mimicking a different species.
