Mod Bing, can you do some Schneep with anyone and aphrodisiacs?
//when u say anyone my mind autofills that as edward sorry
Edward blamed Henrik and his stupid dick and Henrik blamed Edward and his sweet ass. Surprisingly it wasn’t the first time they blamed each other over the exact same body parts.
Of course, if you really narrowed down the blame it would most likely be on Edward. It wasn’t really his fault, but if he hadn’t dropped the vial this this wouldn’t have gone down the way it went.
But backing up, let’s start at where the problem itself started: boredom. The downfall of many men, not even Edward and Henrik where exceptions.
And boredom lead them to working overnight on a new drug, occasionally splashing themselves with cold water to keep themselves awake. And coffee. Lot’s of coffee.
And this determination to fuck around lead them to their newest discover: something that glowed pink.
Edward swore up and down it was an aphrodisiacs. He would know, considering he had the most experience with drugs. Henrik, forever a stubborn idiot, declared it a drug that would help them stay awake. In a way, he wasn’t wrong. But in a larger way Edward was infinitely more correct.
And yet despite Edward’s insistence Henrik shoved the syringe into his neck. He looked down upon the shorter doctor with a smug grin while Edward stared in horror, the syringe loosely gripped in his hand.
“You fucking dumbass! What if that was something lethal!”
Henrik only managed to look more smug. “I’m not dead yet.”
And then the room started getting hotter and hotter. Henrik still kept up his smug expression, but he reached up and undid his top button. And then the next button. And the next.
Edward’s horrified expression turned into one of vague concern as he noticed the lines of sweat running down Henrik’s head and neck. “Let’s just call this off. Hold still, I’m inserting the antidote.”
Edward moved forward and Henrik moved back. Frowning, Edward took a step forward only to be promptly shoved away by Henrik, the vial flying out of his hand.
He turned around and chased after it, cursing as it rolled under the door to his locked closet. Great. The one door he’d lose the key for.
He didn’t have the key, but... There was a Bing sized hole he’d never managed to fix.
Sighing he shot a glare behind him at Henrik. “If we weren’t married I would hit you.”
“S-sure.” Henrik panted, eyes never leaving Edward’s form.
Edward pulled down the poster he had used to hastily cover the hole and glanced inside, grinning as he spotted the vial. He crawled inside, frowning when he couldn’t get past his ass. Okay then, plan B. He used his palms to push against the floor, trying to push himself out. He winced at he dug into his stomach.
“God damn- Henrik! Help me!” His face was flushed in embarrassment as he thought about what Henrik would say.
There was dead silence as he fumed, patience slowly waning as he pushed himself against the floor again. “Henrik! Get over here before I divorce you!”
He heard a deep growl behind him, eyes widening slightly. “Wha-?”
He yelped as his pants were hastily pulled down along with his panties, Edward squirming against the harsh edges of the wall. “Hen-Henrik?” He didn’t sound as confident now.
Henrik crouched down, nipping slightly at Edward’s ass and nuzzling it. God, he was such a lucky man. Maybe if he wasn’t so horny he would take the time to appreciate Edward. But for now he had a heat to get rid of.
He leaned forward and pressed a kiss against Edward’s hole before sticking his tongue out and licking a strip from Edward’s taint to his entrance. His taste was just so addicting, and judging by the noises Edward was making behind the wall Edward found the feeling addicting as well.
Henrik slowly pressed his tongue in, squeezing Edward’s ass hard enough to bruise, wanting Edward to remember him every time he sat down.
He pulled away, noticing how Edward’s ass shook slightly and the man whined loudly. He clearly wasn’t happy to loose Henrik’s tongue.
Henrik chuckled, wiping some of the sweat off of his forehead as he sucked on two fingers before shoving them inside of the other, Edward moaning his name.
Henrik slowly started up a harsh thrust with his two fingers before working up to three, palming himself through his pants to try and calm the heat.
Edward on the other hand was in bliss, cock aching against the wall as he felt himself be lost to the feeling. But eventually he needed more. It was almost like Henrik wasn’t the only one with the aphrodisiac.
“Henrik, please. I- I need you so badly.” Edward’s voice trailed off to a whimper as Henrik pulled his fingers out, leaving Edward aching for more.
Instead of answering him Henrik only hummed, grabbing Edward’s chubby thighs and squeezing. “Du bist wunderschön.” He mumbled, hastily pulling out his dick and smearing the excess spit on it.
If Edward hadn’t been such a masochist Henrik might have prepped him more, but thank god he was because Henrik didn’t know if he had the sheer patience to wait any longer.
Gripping Edward tightly he pushed in hard and fast, Edward moaning and dick twitching painfully.
Henrik didn’t wait for him to adjust, pulling out and rapidly slamming back in. With every thrust the heat seemed to turn into a rush of cold that ran through him, garbled moans and whines falling from Henrik’s lips.
Henrik could feel his own orgasm rapidly approaching, his grip on Edward only getting tighter.
With a shout he came, filling Edward up with more cum than normal. Edward was shaking, so close to his orgasm that he could feel it roaring inside him, demanding to be released.
Henrik panted, shaking as the head seemed to returned, dick twitching inside of Edward.
With a grunt he pulled out and slammed back in, cum sloshing around and dribbling out of Edward as Henrik seemed to immediately go back pounding Edward.
The smaller doctor gave a gasp as he finally came, cum splashing against the wall as he slumped over as best he could stuck in the wall, whimpering as Henrik didn’t stop for anything.
Mark can act like a top all he wants but the moment someone goes for his ass he will bend right over and be a moany slutty mess.
YEAH HE IS
“I’m a top!” So proud. So vain. It’s almost like he truly believes it.
All it takes it one look and he’s down on his knees, eyes wide and so willing, so submissive. There’ll be snark and bite, metaphorically and literally.
But Jack can bite back. Or hit back.
Mark will be bent over his knees, tears in his eyes as he screams himself hoarse for more, more, more.
Jack is happy to give, give, give. Beating Mark until his ass is as flushed and red as the cheeks his tears travel down.
But Jack knows better.
“I’m a top!” So arrogant. So teasing.
He’s a top until Jack gives him a look and he’s bent over like a whore, just like Jack wants.
do you think sch//neep would ever consensually cut dr//ipl//ier up while he was fucking him? because i'm sure that iplier is a masochist and sch/neep is a sadist, so surely they have a lot of messy fun while iplier is tied up and getting rammed
I’m also fairly confident I sent in this ask tbh But
Henrik strapping Edward down to his own medical table, cutting off his clothes while Edward squirms against the cold metal.
Henrik pulls out his best scalpel and beginning to cut, but Edward’s squirming and whimpering too much so Henrik has to gag him and maybe even sedate him.
Either way both Edward and Henrik are rock hard.
Henrik has also probably cut a hole into Edward and fucked it tbh.
just let the doctor boi be /held/ yall, he's tired
Both Doctors Need To Be Held
Henrik:
He’s such a tired doctor man, constantly working to make his family happy. Treating Jackie, cleaning up after Robbie and making him happy. Coffee is his blood at this point and the man needs to rest.
He needs to be held gently, someone letting him lay his lap on their head. One hand running through his hair while the other slowly jacks him off.
Henrik whimpering while the other shushes him and tells him to relax.
He’s the good doctor after all, but even the best doctors need to relax and be treated properly.
After he cums they’ll help him get dressed and cuddle him, making sure he’s nice and snug and properly held as he falls asleep peacefully.
Edward:
This man lives on coffee just as much as Schneep. The only difference is is that people know he’s tired but nobody does anything about it.
Nobody mentions the bags under his eyes or how sometimes he’ll be wary and his hands will shake more than normal.
Someone just needs to pull him onto their lap and squeeze his tummy, letting the poor doctor hump their thigh while he mumbles and drools on their shoulder.
They’ll press gentle kisses on his shoulder and rub his back, encouraging him to be a good boy and cum, just let his stress melt away.
Once he cums they’ll clean him up with a nice bubble bath and then get him in comfy clothes and lay him to rest, letting him use them as a pillow.
In the end both doctors are happy and sleeping peacefully.
