#binglemaxxing

[kneecapwindchimes]

Horkus Binglefuck is the type of guy to see Styrofoam, say "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer....🧑‍🦰

[communism-rainbows]

death a emmming be at the bingle table

[aiexh]

me when I’m binglesitting on my bingletable while eating binglemangoes because it is binglesummer in my binglecountry and watching bingletube and binglelife is binglegood

[vajert-ikea-chair]

She bingled on my table till death a emming

[kneecapwindchimes]

I'm back with MORE awful Binglerat Headcanons

Once they start making out after that one party, they're making out..... everywhere

Go into the dorm? Hornkus and Peter. They didn't even lock the door.

Wanna chill in the common room? Hard to do when Peter is moaning "Hornkus", both because its gross and because thats a terrible name to moan. Ew.

They're a little more secretive with sex, bc Peter has his limits, but trust me.... Horkus pushes his luck (because he WANTS to gross other people out)

Peter does NOT wear Horkus' clothes because Hornkus thinks thats too gay, but honestly good for Peter, bc Horkus' clothes are fugly

They gossip like crazy, I must admit, but Hornkus makes up half his gossip (Peter usually believes him tho)

Peter is doodling "Mr. Pettigrew-Binglefuck" in all his notebooks and Horkus draws penises around it

That's it for today!!!!! You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. :D

[kneecapwindchimes]

if Hornkus Binglefuck was in a band he would call himself Frenchhornkus Jinglefuck completely seriously

[communism-rainbows]

teaching my irl friend about death a emmming be at the bingle table so they binglemax too