Robin x Boothill is the funniest fucking thing this community has come up with.
like, I’m sure it’s a result of them coming out in the same patch, but honestly it’s crackship gold. their dynamic is so fucking funny. intergalactic angel superstar x cyborg space cowboy is hilarious.
CW - Bunny Suit, Lesbian Robin, Bi/Genderfluid T-Fem Boothill, Dildo's, Grinding, Edging, belt used as handcuffs, Aftercare!! Generally sappy in general and Fluffy ending.
(Please bare in mind that this is my first fanfic 💫)
Robin stands in her shared room, waiting for her girlfriend to return home after a long mission.
Walking around leaving Rose petals and setting up red lights to set the mood.
While decorating she can't help but feel somthing stir, she felt damp. The latex wasn't helping.
Robin felt herself get wetter and wetter, perhaps seeing her reflection in the mirror, imagine if her fans knew this side of her? The newly playboy bunny Robin was ready for her girlfriend to return, perhaps a little to ready... She walks over to her vanity and strokes the corner, biting her lip.
She holds the sides and hovers her crotch over the corner, slowly lowering herself and as she felt a wave of pleasure she slowly started to grind away at it. It felt so good but she felt a twinge of guilt for not waiting... But it felt so good.
A few moans and whines escaped her mouth before she hears a voice behind her "is my little bunny so desperate?" and before turning around she felt to cold metal hands cup her breasts and the familiar shark teeth bite her neck.
"Darling... You scared me.. Mmh!" as she begins to speak, a bite sinks into her neck.
"Ah ah~ Good bunnies don't talk until asked to. Got it?"
Boot kisses Robins newly bitten neck and scoops her off the vanity.
"I can do everything and more... So impatient.."
Robin feels her stomach flip and her wings flutter, Boot notices.
"you can talk for now.. What one do you want honey.. Bull or Stallion?"
"Can you use bull today love...?"
"anything for my little bunny"
Boot kisses Robins cheek and applies fresh lipstick, ready to mark her ladies skin all night.
"You look radient tonight my love... It might just be the suit... But I always think you're this beautiful..."
Robin gasps as she feels a finger on the latex crotch of her suit and a soft vibration coming from it.
She whines at the feeling, trying to get closer to the vibration, but Boot holds her arms above her head
"Now little bunny... Hold still for me.. "
As Robin nods, Boot unbuckles her belt an wraps it around Robins hands, restraining her.
Robin giggles at the nickname, growing damper by the second.
"Since I've been away for so long... And you've obviously missed me.. I'll be generous tonight"
Whith this, Boot begins to unzip her lovers suit, slowly revealing her breasts and stomach, but she stops just before her crotch.
Leaving down and popping her lips, Boot begins to kiss Robins chest, letting her whine as she nibbles, leaving marks where ever she pleases.
"So beautiful... I suppose you can talk now.. You've been so good for me.."
"Thank you dear... I've missed you so much..ive been so-"
Boot stops her, kissing her and unzipping the final stretch of zip.
"I expect you to sing to me tonight my dove.. Can you do that for me?"
"Y-yes Hilly.."
Boot smiles softly at the nickname as she pops a finger off her hand and putting it on Robin's clit on a low vibration. This got a good, sweet moan out of her, all Boot could ever ask for is her girlfriends satisfaction.
As the finger stimulates Robin's pussy, she bucks her hips trying to get more friction. Seeing this Boot puts the streanth up a few notches. And lord, if Robin's moans were a song, Boot would listen to it all day..
She leans down to Robins eye level, stroking her red face.
"Such a good girl... Just like that.."
Seeing as Robin has been so good, Boot decides to let her go from the belt. As the belt comes apart, Robin wraps her arms around her lovers neck, pulling her down and kissing her passionately but softly none the less.
Moaning into Boots mouth, she feels the finger slide down into her pussy.
"prepare yourself my dear.."
With another kiss, Robin feels the finger attach itself back to Boots hand, and another finger enter. Two vibrating fingers going at a strong pace.
"Ah~ Hilly! S-so strong..!"
Boot unlatched from Robins reddening neck and looks at her moaning face and then down at her gushing pussy. Giggling, she pushes the vibrations even harder, Robin tearing up at this point cries, "Please! Please, I'm gonna cum Hilly!"
At these words, Boot pulls her fingers out, a smug look on her face as Robins hips buck upwards to chase them, but only to be met by the knot in her stomach aching. Longing to be filled.
"Hilly! You're so mean.." Robin pouts as Boot looks at her, "Now now... You don't even know why I pulled out.. Here.."
Boot grabs her strap and alligns it to Robins throbbing pussy.
"Please Hilly..." Robin pleads as she looks at Boots length beneath her
"What good manners lovely.." Boot says as she pushes in slowly, using the wetness of Robin for lube.
Robin grabs onto her lovers shoulders as she feels the cold metal enter her.
And as Boot finishes filing her up with her length, Robin lays letting out a satisfied, guteral moan.
As Boot waits for the signal to start moving, Robin smiles and starts to giggle, covering her mouth and laughing more and more.
"I'm sorry hilly! I just can't take you seriously right now!" and as Boot hears these words, she stars to blush and laugh with Robin, looking at her now, it's almost like she lit up the room
"Just tell me when Darlin'..." She smirks as she picks up the Polaroid camera on the bedside table.
As Robin sees the camera, she tries to cover her face but fails to hide her smile as the camera clicks.
Boot puts the photo and camera down so it can develop as she helps her Dove finish.
"I love you so much Robin... So so much.."
Robin can't help but whine at this comment, letting out a faint "I love you too~"
Robin holds Boots face close as they kiss, and as Robins climax approached, she separates the kiss and places her forehead on the others. Moaning like it was their last time together, she feels at the highest point of the night
"Please Hilly... Please..!"
"Anything for my sweet dove.." Boot whispers back
"Come for me angel.." and as if they were magic words, the knot in Robins had come undone.
Boot waits for Robins climax to wash over, staying by her side until it's alright to go set up for the rest of the night.
Robin pants as she holds her arms around Boots neck, forehead pressed to her loves still.
She flops back, laying down on the bed and Boot takes that as her signal. Kissing Robins cheek, she gets up and runs down to the kitchen to grab her a bottle of water and some snacks.
Sneaking around Sunday (unsuccessfully) she runs back upstairs and sits beside a worn out Robin, although she looked more like an Angel, practically glowing.
Robin takes the water and gulps it down. Rolling over to sling her arms around Boots hips.
"Welcome home.."
Boot chuckles as she puts her jacket over a practically naked Robin. "I'll run the bath deary.."
Robin dozes off, staring at a starry Penacony through the window, thinking about how she now knew that this was how life was going to be, and she's happy.
After a bath cleaning her up, Boot helps to dry her body and hair, kissing every mark left and being very gentle with every move, as if Robin was made of China.
Boothill sits on the toilet as Robin stands in front of her, Boot puts her hands on Robins hips, just at her eye level and Robin runs her hands through Boots hair. No words where exchanged, but the look they shared could speak millions.
Unleashing my inner urge to be unspeakable and cringe by drawing the barbenheimer ship of HSR (Boothill and Robin because ohmygod) like the cringe ass trash I am
