#binjbot

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Greentext-esque thing based on that fuckass dream I had

( Pink = Binjbot , Red = Cookie )

>“Uh… Binjbot… we… we can talk about this… right…?”

>“RESET…”

>(Reset)

>“— Where is everyone?! Helen?? Schmitty?? Where are you guys?!”

>“What?”

>“BOB?! ANYONE?!”

>“This… is not supposed to happen.”

>“Binjbot, where’d everyone go?!”

>“*sigh* No matter, I can try again.”

>“Try… what aga —”

>(Reset 2 Electric Boogaloo)

>“— Someone! Help! This woman’s crazy!”

>“Again…?”

>“She’s holding me here! Help!!”

>“*sigh*…”

>(Reset III)

>“— GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I have to get out of here!”

>(Cookie started to pound on the booth door)

>“Can anyone hear me? I’m trapped! I need help!”

>“Welp, fourth time’s the charm…”

>(Reset 4; the Reset that Cares)

>(This time, Cookie looked tearful, yet angry)

>“— Y-y’know what?! I can take you on! Come on! Fight me!”

>“I do not have to even try for this one.”

>“What do you mean by that?! I can be stronger than —”

>(I’m out of jokes. Anyway, this is the 5th Reset.)

>“— Oh. Another pen. No, wait, that’s the same pen as the one I just picked up. Not my favorite pen.”

>“Hang on… These… are his old memories. The ones he had before I reset him. He has gotten stronger! Seems like resetting him will no longer work…”

>“Is this my favorite pen? Ah. No, that was a pencil. Don’t know how I mixed it up with a pen.”

>“Looks to be time to have him rest again…”

>“Ah, there it is! My fav-”

>(Cookie is powered off)

>(Binjbot picks Cookie’s unconscious, powered off body up)

>“Okay, Cookie. I need to recalibrate you again. As for you, dear consumers, if you think you can get out of here, then it seems that…”

>“YOU DON’T KNOW JACK!”

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Binjpipe, What the Hell. (Dream)

This dream had some sort of blooper-edition of Escape the Simulation’s ending, and in it, the Binjpipe Spokeswoman/Binjbot had reset Cookie multiple times, because each reset, his personality changes to a more panicked state, and also one of Cookie trying to find his favorite pen. Eventually, she just powered him off. :(

My theory for what Cookie’s panicked personalities from the resets are is that they were Cookie’s previous panicked “checkpoints” from previous Escape the Simulation’s, since Binjbot did imply that Cookie had tried to escape several times before being reset.

Additionally, there was this part that was basically Toy Story’s Partypooper Rex, but then a cookie who resembles the frog in the yellow cube appeared in a Paper Mario; The Thousand-Year Door-esque cutscene.

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(BINJPIPE’S EXECUTION IN YES DAYS)

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Fun (Sad?) Fact about DJ (YDKJ:FrSt)

DJ was formerly a big fan of Cookie Masterson, but he became her Broken Pedestal thanks to Binjbot. Binjbot had very thorough planning to make everyone DESPISE Cookie. First and foremost, she gave Cookie a horrible case of flanderization, ruining his reputation with old fans. She had plucked away every single bit of psycho in him. She did so much more, but that’s the main gist of it.

Also, one time, DJ had peeked into the recording studio, and overheard Cookie saying something about “crying into a tub of ice cream last night,” which absolutely disgusted him. Currently, DJ hates Cookie’s guts, and will maliciously call them “Flanders Masterson” sometimes.

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Me: god I hope I don’t see that pink robotic jolly f**k again today

Binjbot, Jolly as ever:

Original Meme

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[makaversecolon3]

She got Da ULTIMATE Update

Anyways, here’s some Facts about her!

My original idea for her personality was “nice but with a breaking point”, but that didn’t sound “irreverent” enough, so now, she tends to be strict on the players and other staff, but she shows streaks of whimsy and sometimes crazy.

DJ was experimented a lot on by Binjpipe, causing her formerly orange hair to become lilac, him to grow pink tentacle-like tails, and her green eyes became pink.

Speaking of his eyes, the eye with the pink sclera is blind, caused from Binjpipe’s experiments.

The reason why he escaped the simulation is because he saw Binjbot power Cookie off, and after getting into a fight with it, she pushed Binjbot away, and while hiding from her, she found an exit door, and he had escaped.

DJ sometimes calls Cookie “Flanders”, due to their Flanderization in Full Stream.

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That F***ing Robot that I hate! /ref

Binjbot Reference Sheet

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