#binjbot

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Fact about DJ: She was tortured through experiments by Binjpipe “doctors”*, at one point, Binjbot stopped taking him into the experiment room, and her in an obsidian cube (Similar to how Cookie’s booth was an obsidian cube). She also lost track of time there.

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(DATE RECORDED: JANUARY 1, 2019) [LOCATION: OBSIDIAN CHAMBERS] “…How long have I been in here for…?” “All I remember was being locked in here a couple days ago…” “Or… has it been weeks…?” “I’ve been in this place for so long, I don’t think I care anymore…” [Door Slides Open] “hm…?” [Footsteps] “Hello again, Binjpipe Employee; Darla Jason.” “Oh… hey, Binjbot.” “I had noticed you were conversing with your lonesome, so, I came to check up on you.” [DJ gets up from her bed] “Did… you… want to tell me anything else…?” “Did you ever… plan on leaving…?” “What makes you ask that?” “One of our employees have attempted to leave, and it broke my heart…” [DJ looks horrified — That was the straw — He snapped out of hopelessness] ”I had to reprimand him… PROPERLY.” “Wh-what… did you d-do to him…?” “It does not matter, Darla.” “N-no… I-I think it very much does matter! What did you do to that employee?!” [Binjbot was dead silent for a few seconds] ”I have told you not to worry about it, Binjpipe Employee; Darla Jason. Now come with me, I have finally found some tasks for you—“ [Binjbot grabs DJ’s hand, and that caused something to snap in the latter, as she pushed them away, and Binjbot lands on the floor] “GET OFF!” [DJ starts hyperventilating memories returning to her] “I… had a life before this…! How could I forget…?! How dare I lose hope?!” “Binjpipe Employee; Darla Jason, are you okay—“ “LEAVE ME ALONE! I gotta get out of here!” [DJ began to run] [Binjbot gets up and intercoms come out of her mouth] ”RUNAWAY EMPLOYEE. BINJPIPE EMPLOYEE; DARLA JASON IS ON THE RUN. FIND HER AND PUNISH HER.” [CURRENT LOCATION: ABANDONED BREAK ROOM] [DJ barricades the door behind her, panting] “I’m so dead. I’m sooo dead…” [She looks up, and notices a white light, illuminating from behind an espresso machine on a counter in front of her] ”Should really block out that light. It could give me away…” [DJ moves the espresso machine and the white light happened to be a small square on the wall] [Several footsteps] [In a panic, DJ puts her hand on the square to cover it, and she suddenly disappears] [RECORDING CONCLUDED]

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*I don’t believe any of them have ever been to medical school /ref

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BINJPIPE AI ASSISTANT JUMPSCARE RAAAAA

Phil Ferguson’s BinjGPT thingy-thing from Floor 110: The Worst.

She’s actually Binjbot from Full Stream, but in a monitor vessel. (Oh yeah, she died as well during Binjpipe HQ’s burning.) She’s the Karen to Phil’s Plankton.

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BOTS FUCK OFF I DO NOT DO COMMISSIONS

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Greentext-esque thing based on that fuckass dream I had

( Pink = Binjbot , Red = Cookie )

>“Uh… Binjbot… we… we can talk about this… right…?”

>“RESET…”

>(Reset)

>“— Where is everyone?! Helen?? Schmitty?? Where are you guys?!”

>“What?”

>“BOB?! ANYONE?!”

>“This… is not supposed to happen.”

>“Binjbot, where’d everyone go?!”

>“*sigh* No matter, I can try again.”

>“Try… what aga —”

>(Reset 2 Electric Boogaloo)

>“— Someone! Help! This woman’s crazy!”

>“Again…?”

>“She’s holding me here! Help!!”

>“*sigh*…”

>(Reset III)

>“— GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I have to get out of here!”

>(Cookie started to pound on the booth door)

>“Can anyone hear me? I’m trapped! I need help!”

>“Welp, fourth time’s the charm…”

>(Reset 4; the Reset that Cares)

>(This time, Cookie looked tearful, yet angry)

>“— Y-y’know what?! I can take you on! Come on! Fight me!”

>“I do not have to even try for this one.”

>“What do you mean by that?! I can be stronger than —”

>(I’m out of jokes. Anyway, this is the 5th Reset.)

>“— Oh. Another pen. No, wait, that’s the same pen as the one I just picked up. Not my favorite pen.”

>“Hang on… These… are his old memories. The ones he had before I reset him. He has gotten stronger! Seems like resetting him will no longer work…”

>“Is this my favorite pen? Ah. No, that was a pencil. Don’t know how I mixed it up with a pen.”

>“Looks to be time to have him rest again…”

>“Ah, there it is! My fav-”

>(Cookie is powered off)

>(Binjbot picks Cookie’s unconscious, powered off body up)

>“Okay, Cookie. I need to recalibrate you again. As for you, dear consumers, if you think you can get out of here, then it seems that…”

>“YOU DON’T KNOW JACK!”

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Binjpipe, What the Hell. (Dream)

This dream had some sort of blooper-edition of Escape the Simulation’s ending, and in it, the Binjpipe Spokeswoman/Binjbot had reset Cookie multiple times, because each reset, his personality changes to a more panicked state, and also one of Cookie trying to find his favorite pen. Eventually, she just powered him off. :(

My theory for what Cookie’s panicked personalities from the resets are is that they were Cookie’s previous panicked “checkpoints” from previous Escape the Simulation’s, since Binjbot did imply that Cookie had tried to escape several times before being reset.

Additionally, there was this part that was basically Toy Story’s Partypooper Rex, but then a cookie who resembles the frog in the yellow cube appeared in a Paper Mario; The Thousand-Year Door-esque cutscene.

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(BINJPIPE’S EXECUTION IN YES DAYS)

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Fun (Sad?) Fact about DJ (YDKJ:FrSt)

DJ was formerly a big fan of Cookie Masterson, but he became her Broken Pedestal thanks to Binjbot. Binjbot had very thorough planning to make everyone DESPISE Cookie. First and foremost, she gave Cookie a horrible case of flanderization, ruining his reputation with old fans. She had plucked away every single bit of psycho in him. She did so much more, but that’s the main gist of it.

Also, one time, DJ had peeked into the recording studio, and overheard Cookie saying something about “crying into a tub of ice cream last night,” which absolutely disgusted him. Currently, DJ hates Cookie’s guts, and will maliciously call them “Flanders Masterson” sometimes.

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Me: god I hope I don’t see that pink robotic jolly f**k again today

Binjbot, Jolly as ever:

Original Meme

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She got Da ULTIMATE Update

Anyways, here’s some Facts about her!

My original idea for her personality was “nice but with a breaking point”, but that didn’t sound “irreverent” enough, so now, she tends to be strict on the players and other staff, but she shows streaks of whimsy and sometimes crazy.

DJ was experimented a lot on by Binjpipe, causing her formerly orange hair to become lilac, him to grow pink tentacle-like tails, and her green eyes became pink.

Speaking of his eyes, the eye with the pink sclera is blind, caused from Binjpipe’s experiments.

The reason why he escaped the simulation is because he saw Binjbot power Cookie off, and after getting into a fight with it, she pushed Binjbot away, and while hiding from her, she found an exit door, and he had escaped.

DJ sometimes calls Cookie “Flanders”, due to their Flanderization in Full Stream.

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That F***ing Robot that I hate! /ref

Binjbot Reference Sheet

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