#biochemicalcatalyst

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Sudden OOC Caps Filled Rant

SO I WAS LOOKING FOR A POST I NEED TO RESPOND TO THAT I KNOW I WAS TAGGED IN BUT TUMBLR APPARENTLY DECIDED I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE IT SO I HAD TO MANUALLY GO THROUGH THAT PERSON'S WHOLE TUMBLR THING TO FIND IT

AND YOU KNOW WHAT

I WAS TAGGED IN A LOT MORE THINGS ON THAT PARTICULAR BLOG

AND I HAD NO IDEA

BECAUSE TUMBLR IS TRASH

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY POSTS I NOW HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING ELSE

A FUCKING LOT

AND IF SOMEONE THAT ISN'T THE THREE PEOPLE I ACTUALLY KNOW ON HERE TAGGED ME HOW THE HECK AM I GOING TO KNOW

CHECK EVERY TUMBLR BLOG IN EXISTENCE JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE

BECAUSE THAT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ANSWER ALBEIT RIDICULOUS

LIKE TUMBLR

TAGGING ISN'T RELIABLE

ASKS AREN'T RELIABLE

WHAT THE HECK

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THINGS

[thetravelingorgans-blog]

Library 235

- You know those frozen-in-time moments when life suddenly turns into a Kung fu movie and you see everything in slow motion? The glass was in the air for less than a second, but that second was long enough for her to think a thousand things- and to realise why the sight of the other's wine had disturbed her earlier. -Alek glanced over his glass while he took a sip before responding,"Something wrong?"

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I can't decide: ✘♠ ✆

✘- for a text that should never have been sent

[Text] Look, it was just a prank-you pull them all the time-so you can continue to ignore me all you want, there's no reason for me to apologize. I /am/ sorry if you can't understand the joke and that you're taking this the wrong way any making yourself upset over it, but that's not /my/ fault either.

♠-for a drunk text

[Text] Lassee!! wHere are youuuu? Yu’re supposed to have been here an hoursa go you better hurry up cuz theres this guy and he’s singing the song wrong bt won”t listen so you nee to make him SHARRUING KIDNESS IS IN EASY FEAT AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLEET RIGHT??? you know im right tell this gUY

✆-for a morning text

[Text] good morning please be my sunshine and start some coffee would ya

[gothamsresidenttechnopatharchive]

what would you do if your sisters were turned into zombies

Okay, well, this is all going to be assuming Lasse couldn’t just, like, figure out how to synthesize a cure because that’s what she does and the option of amputation to stop the spread of infection and replace things with awesome robot limbs was a no go.

Assuming a zombie actually managed to first catch and then get past all the stabby bits to take a bite out of Ari… well, Ari doesn’t like to show weakness and she’s fucking allergic to asking for help, so she’d probably… eh, “take care of it” herself.

Lasse… okay, I’m not gonna lie, if Lasse couldn’t use her powers to slow or stop the infection, I’d probably opt for shooting her. I know that makes me sound terrible, but we’re talking about a girl who can easily lift me, Ari, and Billie simultaneouslyoff the ground and hold us there no sweat. And that’s as a human who’s minding her own strength. I don’t want to know what she could do with it as a zombie. It’d be like fighting a Tank from Left 4 Dead, only it’d be cute and fashionable.

As for Billie, I think we could manage to safely contain her until a cure was found or we had to… deal with her. Then again, Billie’s into a lot of zombie shows, so she might go the Ari way of handling it herself, idk.

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//aaand we're running into week two of sickness XP but I'm going to try to get stuff done regardless, because I really can't waste any of the time I do have on this sick business XP

So (fish, how do you mention people on tumblr??? with the @ ?) backalleybender and biochemicalcatalyst I should have your replies up either later today or tomorrow, depending on how much break time I can get during work to type them up in a somewhat coherent manner. (because work doesn't care if you're sick XP) ((also I'm tagging you both too, in case the mention function decides not to work))

[astarklegacy-archive]

[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!

{ from: robert » to: unknown }

[text] Oh…hi?!

[text] I could help you if I knew who you were and if I knew where you wanted the message to go.

[text] But uh…

[text] This is really the wrong number.

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[Your turn :P] ↝

"My character is dead and yours is playing with a ouija board. Send me a "↝" for the short phrase my character would guide your character’s hands to spell."

P S S S T (pause) B R O H O O F

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Plans

Billie didn't make it a habit to return to the house for her lunch break-it was slightly too far from her workplace-but there was some business to attend to here at this particular hour. Rather secret business. 

"Is anybody home?" She peered down the main hall after she made it through the front room without running into the alarm dog. When no doors popped open at her voice, she figured it was clear. All that was left to do was wait for the other party involved in this clandestine meeting to arrive.