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the blog of a simple programmer for Wayne Enterprises ((an RP Blog for Adalynn Lovelace, a Batman universe OC Magic anon(s) in effect: none Open RP Starters

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We’ve moved!

Officially archiving this blog. New blog: uplink-established.tumblr.com

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Helloooo fellow Gothamites! In case you haven’t noticed, it is now the month of October, which means Halloween. Since I know some people have trouble picking costumes, I’ve tasked the nanobo- er, compiled a couple suggestions totally by myself off the vastness of the interwebs to give you a few ideas for costumes!

As you can see- um. Hold on.

…some of these costume ideas look a bit… problematic for Gotham. Hang on a sec.

Theeerrre we go.

As you can see… this list is basically useless. You guys all have internet, find your own costume ideas.

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it’s october again, you all know what that means.

The season of no one in Gotham can find costumes that won’t likely imperil them.

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Goddamn it now I can't stop thinking it

Me and the roommate: discussing Joker's "happy gas" and the repercussions of dying laughing

Roomie: Where's that from, the dying laughing...? Oh Roger Rabbit! With the Weasels.

Me: Yep. Judge Doom talks about the hyenas.

Roomie: ...you know, Joker's kind of the Chaotic Evil version of Roger.

Me: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME THINK THAT???

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Crazy. Sometimes, Terry wondered if he had the level of insanity that Bruce dealt with. He had cases. Terminal, the Joker, Hush, the Joker King, Rewire to some extent…only a few were considered mentally unwell. The rest were greedy and willing to do just about anything to get it.

“That’s to say the least. Some day, I’ll have to look you up. Maybe share some stories that won’t be full of spoilers.”

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Ada grinned, "Cool. Well, assuming I'm still around anyway. For all I know future me finally wised up and moved out of Gotham," she chuckled. Best case scenario, Ada, she told herself. Just think about the best case scenario, "Anyway, you'd probably need a name for that, right? I mean Batman -- er the old Batman -- probably has it, but you ever feel I'm a storytelling mood and he's not sharing, look up Adalynn Lovelace." Assuming she hadn't changed her name again.

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Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

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the-schwayest-batman-around:

“Sometimes that isn’t always a guarantee…” Too many times, the Joker had done something terrible to Bruce and his extended family. Numerous attacks on Dick, Jason’s death, Barbara’s crippling, Tim’s torture…and more and more. “Just be safe if you ever deal with the guys.”

With the question of the rogue’s gallery, Terry smirked. “I got some. They’re pretty interesting.”

“There’s a reason most of my interactions with Gotham’s, ahem, ‘night crowd’ aren’t face to face,” Ada told him. Uplink rarely, if ever, interacted with any of her clients directly. She couldn’t make people forget about her like Ari could. if her sister was the Ghost of Gotham, Ada was the ghost of Gotham’s net.

“Bet you’ve got some interesting ones. Fifty years of technology and crazy is nothing to sneeze at.” God Ari would probably love to pick some of their brains -- or maybe she was, at this point Ari could be in charge of all of Arkham for all Ada knew. She’d make a better Warden than some people Ada could mention.

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So Aristel was mostly hiding out during the events of Arkham Asylum. What was Aristel up to during the events of Origins, City and Knight

“What I like to call the Arkham Incident was a matter of surviving on pure cleverness and realizing, much to my own chagrin, that the security force on Arkham Island had no standing operating procedure for if the whole island was somehow compromised. Their reaction was slow, disorganized, and didn’t seem to take the threat of a full take-over seriously until it had already happened. When I realized those who were supposed to protect me were so ill prepared… well, let’s just say ducking into the ventilation system seemed a better plan than no plan at all. My thanks to whomever pried off all the safety covers, by the by.”

“As for what happened with the Arkham City project… it was a bad time, for all involved. I myself spoke out against the whole concept and found myself carted inside, along with a number of others who had dared to say anything negative about the ludicrous idea of letting the inmates of Arkham run wild in their own anarchic city section. I admit, my characteristic calm may have cracked a bit at the idea of captivity…”

An understatement. When she’d been compelled past the gates of Arkham City, she’d been in a mixture of rage and panic. 

“I survived, however… with a little help. Still, worst month of my life. So far, anyhow.” 

[It’s been an idea in my head for a long-ass time that by the time the events of Arkham City occur, Aristel has an ongoing (secret) flirtation with Edward Nigma, one that he pursues because she’s such a mystery to him, and that makes it interesting… so when Edward heard she’d be arriving in Arkham City, he sent Query and Echo to collect her– for her own safety, of course. This was something Aristel didn’t take kindly to, and the henchgirls actually had to break one of her arms in the ensuing fight before fully incapacitating her with a hard blow to the head. Ari wakes up, her bad arm treated and the good one cuffed to a radiator– For her own good, as Edward would tell her, he’s just keeping her safe. 

If anyone wants to write this idea with me, it is so high on my secret wishlist you have no idea. And yes, I have a secret wishlist. It’s the stuff I think no-one would be interested in so it doesn’t go on the regular wishlist. XD]

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[AND this is the part where I disappoint you, dear nonnie, because I haven’t played Arkham Origins, and I found Arkham Knight… to be a poor rendition of many characters. I haven’t formulated ideas for where Aristel was during these events, though in the case of things she could stay the hell away from, she would. As noted in my writings of Arkham Asylum’s events, Aristel sees nothing wrong with the route of a coward; ducking down and finding a safe place until shit’s over with. That said, if anyone wants to RP things related to these games, I am 10000% up for plotting stuff. Perchance writing with someone else will give me more ideas. :3]

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//pokes my head in yes hi hello I am here

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Offer me

Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. 

Ada liked Terry McGinnis. He was a good kid, a good Batman. But Bruce was never known for spoiling his proteges, even when they deserved it, so Ada decided to step up to bat -- er, so to speak.

Calling Terry over hadn’t entirely been a ruse -- she really did have some information she needed to send to Bruce, and over the web didn’t cut it, sometimes. There was just an ulterior motive as well.

“I know it’s no Batmobile,” Ada said, opening the garage, “But it’s been completely retrofitted to meet road standards -- and then some -- and I figured it’s better in your hands than languishing away in my garage.”

The Monster had been Ada’s baby, back in the day. Before she was a mom, and had consigned her faithful bike to the back of the garage as a project. She looked over her shoulder at Terry and smiled, holding up the keys. “You interested?”

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mahealaniisnthuman:

Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.

Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.

Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.

Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.

Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Invite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to

Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.

Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.

Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.

Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Quite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.

Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]

Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]

Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

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hey you, yes you, we should rp.

this is a message to all of my mutuals,  especially the ones that i have not yet interacted with  !!  we should  get  together  and  do  a  thing. i can look through your wishlist, or you can look at mine. or  we  can  pants  it.  even  just a small thing. or even  a  verse.  i  am  open  to  many things.  but really,  let’s  just  do a thing.  okay ?  like this, or message me, or IM me– i like the IM thingy. c:

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I either answer a RP embarrassingly fast or I take 70 years, there’s no in between.

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"Miserable he may be, poor he is not."

Ada rolled her eyes; always semantics with Ari. “Alright, fine, you have me there. Let’s see if we can’t fix that, hm?” Her grin, though no one could see it, was positively malicious, “After all, wouldn’t want all that miserable money going to certain foundations that don’t deserve it, would we?”

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“You’d be surprised. Nightwing is a pretty schway person.” Terry would certainly know. Dick Grayson had trained Terry himself and had handled dangerous threats. Out of anyone Terry had known working with Bruce, Dick Grayson still had the chops to hold his own against criminals.

“Though with that clown, no one should deal with him.”

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“I try to keep my dealings with caped crusaders as concise as possible. I’m not always good girl,” Ada laughed. Was she ever not. Uplink had made her start with information dealing, after all -- and not always to the best crowd. She’d never made deals with any big names like Penguin or Two Face, but her hat was a pretty muddled gray.

“You’re right there, though,” she said, when Batman mentioned no one should have to deal with Joker, “Usually, one up close and personal with the Clown Prince is enough for most people. Unless, well, you have pointy ears or you’re a psychiatrist, apparently.” Ada rolled her eyes behind her mask. She knew Ari’s interest with Joker wasn’t anything like the former Dr. Harleen Quinzel’s, but she still didn’t like it. She cocked her head to the side, curious, “What about you? Guessing you’ve got a pretty decent Rogue’s Gallery of your own at this point.”

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Sina? What was a Sina?

Terry would have to ask more about that later. Bruce might have an idea if he had worked with Uplink in the past. “Believe me, I know Robins can kick plenty of ass.” Nightwing to Red Robin, they had been more than happy to show him that. He could only imagine what it would be like to be kicked to the curb in their prime.

“So you work with Batman and the Robins from time to time? Still a pretty schway deal.”

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“Well, Robin, singular. I haven’t met Nightwing yet or anything. Kid’s cute, though way too young to be out against psycho’s like the joker in my opinion, but... well I think anyone is too young to be out against the Clown Prince,” she shuddered. She still hadn’t forgiven Ari for mostly unwittingly getting Ada captured by the psychopath early on in her career as Uplink -- thankfully it had ended peacefully and with Ada losing nothing more than a flashdrive, which she got back from Synapse later, and a few years off her life from stress and terror, but. Still.

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Pride and Prejudice sentence meme

“As you wish to tell me, I doubt I have any choice in the matter.”

“Good heavens. People.”

“Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?”

“Miserable he may be, poor he is not.”

“I have never seen so many pretty girls in all my life.”

“I doubt we shall ever speak again.”

“People do not die from colds.”

“Good Lord, did you walk here?”

“She looked positively medieval.”

“You write uncommonly fast.”

“We could always laugh at him.”

“My good opinion once lost is lost forever.”

“What excellent boiled potatoes.”

“You already owe me a fortune.”

“You can’t invite people to other people’s balls.”

“If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go. Not I.”

“Do you never think ill of anybody?”

“It would be most inconvenient as I have sworn to loath him for all eternity.”

“What interesting relatives you have.”

“Clearly, my family are having a competition to see who can expose themselves to the most ridicule.”

“I think she likes him very much.”

“We are all fools in love.”

“You could not make me happy and I am convinced that I am the last person in the world to make you happy.”

“Headstrong, foolish child.”

“You cannot make me.”

“Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry him/her and I will never see you again if you do.”

“Not all of us can afford to be romantic.”

“Don’t judge me, don’t you dare judge me.”

“I love you. Most ardently.”

“So this is your opinion of me, thank you for explaining so fully.”

“I’m quite over him.”

“She’ll be fixed forever as the silliest and most determined flirt who ever made her family ridiculous.”

“My brother gave it to me, he shouldn’t have.”

“Quiet well is not very well.”

“I think it is too late.”

“First, I must tell you I’ve been the must inmitigated and comprehensive ass.”

“Can you die of happiness?”

“You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have nothing further to say.”

“For once in your life, leave me alone!”

“Surely you must know it was all for you.”

“I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

“Your hands are cold.”

“I was entirely wrong about him/her.”

"You really do love him/her, don’t you?”

“We’re both so stubborn.”

“I heartily give me consent.”

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Daily Doodle - Sniffing the Joker

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Cotton candy and gunpowder :3