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MWF - make beds

TTh - clean toilets

Sat - cry

Sun - life-threatening experience in the woods

guys’ cars: pristine, uncluttered, new stereo system, black ice air freshener

girls’ cars: littered with empty starbucks cups, has clothes and cereal, bath and body works air freshener

my car: filled with diatomaceous earth

You Didn’t Bully Your Daughters Into Performing Femininity From A Young Age And It Shows

me, watching my cat sleep on the couch next to me: wow, this is just like foopets dot com

when I, an outbound call center agent, reach a line that informs me my call may be monitored or recorded

fall/winter is pretty neat bc pumpkin pie is the only food that can ever come close to quelling the roaring emptiness inside of me

art professors can pry pinterest from my cold, dead hands

acknowledging God’s hand as He pelts me with tender mercies, as hailstones

#biographical shitpost