#bioshock shitpost

[vinceres-a-loser]

what the fuck ever man

[spriinglocked]

bioshock is just Violent Divorce Simulator

[love-laugh-lobotomy]

Bioshock: a summary

[bannedfrombuffets]

Playing as Booker be like

[imur223]

I am Andwew Wyan, and I'm hewe to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his bwow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It bewongs to the poow.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It bewongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It bewongs to evwyone.' I wejected those answews; instead, I chose something diffwent. I chose the impossible. I chose... Wapture. A city where the awtist would not feaw the censow. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty mowality. Where the gweat would not be constwained by the small! And with the sweat of youw bwow, Wapture can become youw city as well.

[starscreamingg]

[sadsinclair]

I think Andrew Ryan is a real Scrooge during Christmas. I bet he is all happy on ads and HEAVILY advertises holiday deals but low key he hates the holidays. Walk into his office and ask for a day off, guess what he will say

[bioshock-2-was-a-good-game]

I’m sorry my drawing skills are dead rn, but @feckinatlas made a thing that inspired me dearly. Original here