#bird propoganda

[oh-no-its-bird]

I meant to keep drawing my Tobirama comic but I got distracted by a pokemon bot on one of my servers and ended up doing this instead

[cedric-k-rossignol]

Call'd him soft names in many a mused rhyme,

To take into the air my quiet breath;

Now more than ever seems it rich to die.

Undertaker + Ode to a Nightingale - John Keats (May 1819)

[icarwing]

What if ....... Hawks with tailfeathers

[oh-no-its-bird]

Oh my GOD. You. You're the one who wrote the Hikaku filth. I love your blog, I had no idea you two were the same people until now. Woag

HELPPP YEAH THAT WAS ME

Omg hii fancy seeing u here ahaha

I only write porn if someone can convince me it's funny enough, or if Hikaku is involved in some way shape or form (also because I find this funny)

I wrote it like 90% just because @domoz beamed inspiration DIRECTLY into my brain with their incredible Hikaku content and talk of cut scenes form Hand over Hand. Then the other 10% was bc I had enough people on the discord server (special shout out to @electricburnz ) hyping me up, that it actually made me finish it

I actually drew madahika art too but I refuse to post it because I try to put a conscious effort in keeping this blog sfw

Anyways YEEAHHH that was me, I continue to find it very funny whenever people draw lines between my ao3 and tumblr. It's probably bc my ao3 handle is so different than my tumblr, but I refuse to change it (also bc its funny,,) so this phenomenon will continue forever I fear

[oh-no-its-bird]

Hi Bird! I hope you are well!! I LOVE your art and OC’s!! Would love to hear more about them,,and here’s a little Mito for your strawpage.

Aorry its not tobirama or the others u listed,,i wasnt confident in my ability to draw them…so u can have queen Mito.

Always look forward to seeing your art, all the love and best wishes.

-bubba

Omg hi !! I'm so happy to hear you like my silly little guys !!!

My ocs are my everything and my brain always explodes a little bit every time someone says they're invested in them, I continue to be honored by every single person who looks their way,,

THIS MITO IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE HER !!! YOUR ART IS ADORABLE!!!! LOOK AT HER SMILE AMD THE LITTLE HEARTS ON HER HAIR TALISMANS I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Never apologize for drawing Mito. The world needs more her in it.

Also. Oh man I haven't checked my strawpage in a while I really need to do that

Thank you for your ask it was very sweet <33 I hope to continue providing good art to feed you !!!

[oh-no-its-bird]

is ur name being bird like. on purpose lol

I genuinely can't tell what ur trying to ask me here, is this bc of the naruto yaoi chem trail joke or smthn else?

Ummm username lore time ig

I was originally actually "Board", named bc when I was 14 I said "I'm board" (butchering the spelling of bored) and my friend was like "ahaha hi Board I'm Crafty" and then I said "bro. Y." And from that day forth we just changed our usernames to Board and Broy.

Iconic tbh, a character defining moment in my history.

Then it turned into "the bird" bc I kept fucking kawing in general chat. And other chats. And also I made like multiple bird girl ocs. But it was mostly the "she keeps unprovoked just saying 'kaw' mid conversation"

(rip being a cringe fail teenager on whos social life was primarily on discord am I right)

Anyways. I do still actually introduce myself as Bird / Board but very few people use Board anymore. Shout out to the homies that do, aka I think like. @onisama-102 and Phi very occasionally, actually, who are like the friends I still regularly interact with from that first friend group, so they have that OG lore

On literally every other platform my username is some version of @ TheBird_TM, which. I don't actually know why I didn't use that for tumblr but. Whatever. Now we are @uh-oh-its-bird and @oh-no-its-bird and yk what? I'll take it. It's cute. I stand by it.

Anyways ×2 this username ended up being kind of ironic for a few reasons, including but not limited to the fact that:

1) I became a flight attendant

2) I am, as it turns out, allergic to birds.

Uhhh this probably isn't actually what u asked for so I'm sorry about that, oops. Take some unasked for name lore tho !!! Yippie bird lore

[oh-no-its-bird]

Instead of sleeping I made a strawpage!!!

Its very cute and you can draw little doodles to send to me on it and I love it very much

I'm gonna wake up tommorow and make all my friends draw me shitty doodles on it then giggle maniacally as I look at them.

[oh-no-its-bird]

*points* you! I've been loving ur Naruto fanfics on ao3 and then I stumbled across u here. Loved your art.

And never realized I like ur fics and art! Never read ur little bio and connected the dots!

I'm stupid, but I really enjoy ur art and fics! Hahaha! I thought you'd think it was funny so I'm sharing it

DHDBDO THANK YOU SM !!

I've apparently managed to trick quite a few people w my ao3 username vs my username on quite literally every other platform, which is always funny. The bird agenda is me tricking u into reading my content on multiple sites without knowing it's me behind the steering wheel.

My ao3 username actually used to be smthn w bird in it, but I did in fact change it for legal reasons (I wanted a placeholder name till I thought of a new cute name but ended up thinking that it was funnier to just leave it like that)

I'm so glad you like my stuff tho !!! Thank you for your nice words cjxbsksnddkbd