Sam and Bucky
*both crouched behind a bush and Bucky is spying on someone*
Bucky: my god get off of me- FURY SAM IS BREATHING ON ME
Sam: LIES
Fury: do I need to come deal with you two again? Finish the job!
Bucky: get off of me STOP TOUCHING ME
Sam: IM NOT TOUCHING YOU. MOVE. OVER.
Bucky: NO.
*later*
*both of them sitting in a get along shirt*
Sam: move over, you’re taking the whole seat
Bucky: i am not.
Sam: …
Bucky:…
Bucky: stop breathing on me
Sam: IM NOT BREATHING ON YOU-














